Not quite Cooler-Pooper level, but close.
http://thechive.com/2012/08/14/i-hate-my-job-27-photos-10/hate-my-job-20-56/
yes plz
MSU Pic on TheChive.com Today
August 15th, 2012 at 9:41 AM
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MSU Pic on TheChive.com Today
August 15th, 2012 at 9:44 AM | 
you misunderstand
you misunderstand
August 15th, 2012 at 9:45 AM |
When the sink is out of
When the sink is out of
When the sink is out of order, they post a sign that says "please use toilet."
Not that I loved Rich Rod less, but that I loved Michigan more.
August 15th, 2012 at 9:47 AM |
Looks like someone was
Looks like someone was
Looks like someone was innovative and just used the sign.
August 15th, 2012 at 9:53 AM |
Farmers will shit in just
Farmers will shit in just
Farmers will shit in just about anything, so this is really just preparing them for their future life.
"to make a complete evaluation off video w/o seeing guys in-person - I don't believe that at all." - Josh Helmholdt
August 15th, 2012 at 10:56 AM |
I like to eat so I refrain
I like to eat so I refrain
I like to eat so I refrain from insulting farmers. You sir must be on a lifetime fast or enjoy eating shit.
Just do it!
August 15th, 2012 at 12:15 PM |
Evidently...
Evidently...
You don't know what constitutes "organic" farming and the types of fertilizer used.
"If life is the road, then Ohio is simply a place to stop for gas." -- Scott Burgess, Detroit News, 9/16/2010
August 15th, 2012 at 12:39 PM |
I know what organic farming
I know what organic farming
I know what organic farming is. Do you? I don't recall my Dad or Grandfather every squatting in a field to personnaly fertilize there crops.
Just do it!
August 15th, 2012 at 1:07 PM |
I grew up on a farm as well....
I grew up on a farm as well....
While I never took a squat in a field myself, I sure remember driving the manure spreader pretty frequently, loaded up with composted "fertilizer".
"If life is the road, then Ohio is simply a place to stop for gas." -- Scott Burgess, Detroit News, 9/16/2010
August 15th, 2012 at 1:33 PM |
Wow dude, take it personally
Wow dude, take it personally
Wow dude, take it personally why don't you. Jesus fucking christ. The internet - where someone is always offended.
"to make a complete evaluation off video w/o seeing guys in-person - I don't believe that at all." - Josh Helmholdt
August 15th, 2012 at 9:55 AM |
Clearly just a step ahead of
Clearly just a step ahead of
Clearly just a step ahead of students. It concerns me that they do not specify what can be rinsed
Password is taco
August 15th, 2012 at 9:58 AM |
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Chive On.
"Urban Meyer has really put a strong wall of recruitment around the state of Ohio. No leaks anywhere." -Nobody
August 15th, 2012 at 10:00 AM |
Did they also misspell
Did they also misspell
Did they also misspell "visit"? Wonderful...
August 15th, 2012 at 10:11 AM |
Nice catch.
Nice catch.
Those poor bastards can't get a break.
Disclaimer: Yes, I'm aware of the current streak. Just take it at face value fergodsakes.
August 15th, 2012 at 10:16 AM |
Unfortunately they didn't use
Unfortunately they didn't use
Unfortunately they didn't use the real Sparty "S" when making this
August 15th, 2012 at 10:35 AM |
Good catch
Good catch
This might be a fake. I can't imagine that they would use different "s" figures for different departments.
"This is the EMU game, not the emo game."
August 15th, 2012 at 12:22 PM |
MSU doesn't use the "S" at
MSU doesn't use the "S" at
MSU doesn't use the "S" at all anymore. It's the Spartan Head only. also, "visit" is spelled wrong. Also, it's pretty obvious that this isn't real. Still funny though.
August 15th, 2012 at 3:38 PM |
Is this the S that they
Is this the S that they
Is this the S that they "don't use at all anymore?"
August 15th, 2012 at 10:33 AM |
Haha. That's right up there with
Haha. That's right up there with
Haha. That's right up there with (note the address)...
Every time an MGoBoard poster complains about a thread topic, God kills a baby panda.
August 15th, 2012 at 10:35 AM |
In complete fairness, I'm not
In complete fairness, I'm not
In complete fairness, I'm not sure what my math abilities would be at 11 PM on New Year's Day either.
"We've beaten Michigan the last four years. So where's the threat?"
- Mark Dantonio
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August 15th, 2012 at 10:40 AM |
Mostly unrelated
Mostly unrelated
But important none the less, keep an eye on reciepts that have the percentages printed on the bottom. Enterprising (read: criminal) servers have been known to edit the programs to their advantage.
Seriously, I would have somebody's job over that.
"This is the EMU game, not the emo game."
August 15th, 2012 at 12:07 PM |
Maybe not
Maybe not
We don't know what's on the top of the check. If there were free appetizers or a free entree as part of a promotion, the tip would have been calculated before the discount.
If so, the person who wrote "LOL" is not only worthy of laughter, but also of contempt for being too cheap to tip the staff for all of their work.
August 15th, 2012 at 12:22 PM |
At 20% according to the tip
At 20% according to the tip
At 20% according to the tip calculation, the bill would be around $63.50. Considering the listed cost was 46.29, that's a huge mark-up. I have to believe that even an enterprising server wouldn't be that brazen; even people with basic math skills will know that $12 on a $46 bill is more than 20% just by eyeballing it. It could very well be an issue with the program used to generate the bills or, perhaps, some screwy entering of the order that led to some costs being added needlessly.
But yeah, pretty dumb.
August 15th, 2012 at 12:46 PM |
Are you supposed to tip on tax?
Are you supposed to tip on tax?
When my sister waited tables she said half the time customers would deduct the tax from the total, then tip on the lesser amount. So in the pic above $44 •.20 rather than the $46.something total at the bottom. Is this what one should do?
August 15th, 2012 at 1:30 PM |
I usually do the post-tax tip
I usually do the post-tax tip
I usually do the post-tax tip because the tax is rarely that much extra (20% on $2 is $.40), but I tend to over-tip for some reason (I almost never go below 20%, and usually 25% if the bill isn't ginormous).
August 15th, 2012 at 12:59 PM |
If it's real, I think
If it's real, I think
If it's real, I think someone's just counting on people not thinking about it much and just writing down the number next to 20% and being done with it
Rudy watches inspirational movies about Shawn Hunwick
August 15th, 2012 at 1:25 PM |
Anyone who can't compute 20%
Anyone who can't compute 20%
Anyone who can't compute 20% on their own deserves it. My lord, just take 10% of the total bill and double it. $46.00? That's $4.60 plus $4.60.
I refuse to believe it's difficult for most of the population to do this. 15%? OK, pull out the calculator if you must.
August 15th, 2012 at 1:38 PM |
I'm sure that's the play, but
I'm sure that's the play, but
I'm sure that's the play, but it just seems silly given how easy it is. As noted below, move the decimal place over by 1 and then multiple by 2. If you can't do that, then honestly I'm surprised you have enough money to eat out.
(and yes, I'm being a little facetious here. Still...come on!).
August 15th, 2012 at 10:33 AM |
This just reminds me
This just reminds me
that MSU has a player on their baseball team named Trey Poop. I bet he had a hand in this...
YOU'RE LOOKING LIVE ON ME OPENING A BAG OF PEANUTS!
-Brent Musburger on an airplane
August 15th, 2012 at 10:40 AM |
It's Trey Popp. I nearly shit
It's Trey Popp. I nearly shit
It's Trey Popp. I nearly shit my pants in excitement to see this kids' profile and screengrab it for the board. You, sir, got my hopes up. Only for them to crash to the floor.
Le sigh.
-- Hot ice!
August 15th, 2012 at 10:42 AM |
I'm so shamefully sorry...
I'm so shamefully sorry...
I saw what I wanted to see.
YOU'RE LOOKING LIVE ON ME OPENING A BAG OF PEANUTS!
-Brent Musburger on an airplane
August 15th, 2012 at 10:36 AM |
Speaking of Sparty plumbing,
Speaking of Sparty plumbing,
Speaking of Sparty plumbing, I have a cool starry bra:
Today I found out that the house my brother and I installed a water heater in last week belonged to none other than Eddie Brown. Yep, THAT Eddie Brown. This was not great news. Apologies to Desmond. That is all.
August 20th, 2012 at 5:34 PM |
Did he....
Did he....
Try and trip you as you were bringing the water heater into the house?
“Oh Yeah, what he said forgodsakes...” - -
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August 15th, 2012 at 11:00 AM |
Listing The Fax Number?
Listing The Fax Number?
I would be very interested in meeting the person who would go to the trouble of faxing a request for more information regarding a restroom being out of order...
"Funny isn't it, how naughty dentists always make that one fatal mistake."
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August 15th, 2012 at 11:28 AM |
That photo is priceless.
That photo is priceless.
That photo is priceless. Cant wait to see Michigan beat the shit out of sparty this year. Ive had enough of listening to those douchebags talk. They had their once-every-45-year win streak. It is time to put them in their place...whether that be a sink or a toilet, they have it coming.
August 15th, 2012 at 1:57 PM |
would be great if someone
would be great if someone
would be great if someone could post these signs for msu game.
August 15th, 2012 at 11:56 AM |
Who among us hasn't peed in a
Who among us hasn't peed in a
Who among us hasn't peed in a sink when opportunity came knocking?
Abort, Retry, Fail?
August 15th, 2012 at 12:07 PM |
I have a couple times at bars...
I have a couple times at bars...
And unfortunutely I was booted out both times from the bouncers as they happened to be walking in.
We're not teaching them about sports, we're teaching them about life!
August 15th, 2012 at 12:45 PM |
Or....
Or....
....fortunately for everyone else who had to use said restrooms.
All right Lemmings. Bring the heat.
August 15th, 2012 at 12:13 PM |
The old Olympia Arena
The old Olympia Arena
For those who remember going to Wings games in the days before the JLA, that was a staple of the experience in attending a game at the Olympia.
"If life is the road, then Ohio is simply a place to stop for gas." -- Scott Burgess, Detroit News, 9/16/2010
August 15th, 2012 at 12:28 PM |
That looks pretty bad, but my
That looks pretty bad, but my
That looks pretty bad, but my guess is that it is a sign for people working on the facility in question; probably to tell them that if they need water to not use the toilet but instead the sink. Yeah, it's a funny joke and all, but if certain mains are closed off for repair, you don't want to mess around with them by accidentally flushing or trying to fill a non-functioning unit.
That said,
August 15th, 2012 at 1:55 PM |
routinely use toilet water
routinely use toilet water
routinely use toilet water rather instead of sink? probably even worse.
August 15th, 2012 at 12:39 PM |
Chive On
Chive On
Probably the second best website in the world
I piss excellence and poop gold
August 15th, 2012 at 1:52 PM |
you're kiddin' me right?
you're kiddin' me right?
you're kiddin' me right?
That was posted in the kitchen, it's referring to where they wash their fruits and veggies for the salad bar. Duh.