Not enough F-bombs to be a RichRod speech...at least according to BlueFront's brother-in-law's gardener's lion tamer's nephew.
MSU Gameday The Speech
No need to mention OSU or CMU. Their are only 2 teams playing, UM and MSU. The focus should be on that, and that alone.
show them what it means to earn respect.
I'm ready to run through a brick wall after that.
"on this team we fight for that inch. on this team we tear ourselves and everyone around us to pieces for that inch. we claw with our finger nails for that inch, cause we know when we add up all those inches, that's going to make the fucking difference between winning and losing. between living and dying."
"Because that's what livin' is! The six inches in front of your face!"
The secret to that speech is the godspeed-esque epic guitar in the background...and the fact that al pacino is saying it.
I would run through a brick wall for him and he wouldn't even have to say anything.
"We will run faster, throw longer, and hit harder. Hit anything that's green and moves. For 60 solid minutes.
"Last year they caught us on a bad day. Not again. Not the Wolverines. Not today.
"Let's go. GO BLUE!"
...RichRod will have a few tricks up his sleeve for this game. A few new looks, a few new plays. Something Mark "The Crybaby" Dantonio hasn't yet seen and for which he won't be able to successfully react.
hahahahahaha chill yooooo
laughter yoga session?
"embarassing would be being 3-9 coming into this game......."
"lets go out and batter those Spartans worse than Ted Williams frozen head"
...many of their graduate programs are INFERIOR, REGIONAL PROGRAMS, as compared to our NATIONAL PROGRAMS. DO
NOT LET THEM FORGET THAT CHRIS VAN ALLSBURG WENT TO MICHIGAN AND NOT STATE! He is like the Paul Bunyan of children's writing! Have you ever read the FUCKING POLAR EXPRESS?! Now lets go tear up East Lansing like a goddamn intergalactic, hockey-playing polar bear!"
never mention another team here. The CMU line ruins it.
Besides that, it is movie-quality good.