MS Shamepaint perfectly captures the essence of "Johnny Football"
I don't get it.
I give you one-hundred points because I don't either.
One hundred and one
Hmmmm, I dunno man
I get it but I'm not sure it's all that funny.
Not really sure what's happening right now.. Is the punchline that he's "taking the Browns to the Super Bowl"?
Is this Manziel metaphorically beating to his drum? Jamming out to the sound of his own urination represents his vanity. Or, is this just a poorly drawn picture of a 20 year old on the pot?
oh i get it. Poop is funny.
i think it's that he sits down to take a piss, which means he is a ______________
Winner, winner - chicken dinner.
I'll sit down occasionally at night when I don't want to turn on the light.
It takes alot of courage to tell the rest of the Mgo community you sit down when you pee, I salute you.
I got your back, jblaze, sometimes I pee sitting down too.
If you're sitting down to poo, killing 2 birds, etc. Everyone does it.
Whew. Glad I could get that off of my chest, I mean foot.
So you have a place for your comic book and chocolate milk?
You can't be too careful with this stuff in the middle of the night, especially if you have a wife who will be, um, pissed if you make a mess around the toilet.
our master bath toilet has a low illumination light. And the lid is pneumatic and stays up by itself. And a built in bidet. It's like going to/in Europe. The super toilet leaves me with no excuses.
You are my hero. That is all.
Now all I need is laser eye surgery so I can actually see what is being lit up...
Got me one of those too, with heated seat. It's nice.
I pee standing up at night with no light on. You just have to listen to the sound of it hitting water.
Me too. If I don't hear the water, I just shift around until I do or until I'm done peeing. This works 100%.
Sort of my take, too. Except just implying that he's an immature little boy. Maybe a beanie with a propeller on his head would further the narrative? Ah, well. I thought it was pretty damn funny.
Man up, JF.
really a thing? Some guys I knew had a sort of men's group that they invited me to, once. The first thing they did was try to recruit me to pee sitting down. Forever after, in my imagination, the leader-guy was named Chief Sits To Pee. I mean, I got a wife and a daughter, and they get after me if I pee on the floor. So. . . I pee carefully! And if I am drunk I sit so I don't fall over. End of story!
It must be a statement about his manhood. He's sitting down to pee.
Is the whole joke supposed to be based on "he pees sitting down"?
Hmmmm, crude... but I like it.
This is stupid.
Who sits on the toilet anymore without their cell phone?
But I always have my iPad.
I guess I get the point, but it is pretty weak and, frankly, pretty offensive.
Manziel is a jerk; I don't think bringing in gender/sexuality issues, which is clearly the thrust of the image, is worth it.
so like... he doesn't give a shit.
The lack of a posbang here hurts me to my core.
The BK Chicken is stolen from someone in the game day sign thread
I HATE ESPN!
I love ESPN. I was just watching actually. DId you see the bit about Jared Sullinger? I guess he got into a big fight with his girl, roughed her up a bit and smashed her cell phone. I hope the young lady was exaggerating, I know that Trey and he are close and that Jared comes from a good family.
you love ESPN?
They do this to anyone who is the least bit successful. They make you hate Manziel, Tebow, Farve, etc. They latch on and run with any story until your internal views just break down and you agree. They bring them up constantly so that subliminally, you start to hate someone who had zero impact on your emotions before hand.
The line I kept hearing, "We could have sat here and talked about how good Johnny played, but now we have to talk about how he got a personal foul penalty, and it really sucks." In which case, YOU CAN JUST TALK ABOUT HOW GOOD HE PLAYED! Or you can give the same coverage over all the personal foul penalties called over the weekend. You control what you put on there, so do NOT blame a 20 year old kid for your selfish ways.
There is no reason why Johnny Manziel should be on the TV for 25% of every day because he said a swear word towards another player. They are no longer a sports channel. They are TMZ for athletes.
The little TMZ stuff just makes it all a little more interesting. I know it's not the cool opinion t have, but I LOVE ESPN...The entire concept of the 24 hour sports news cycle. Maybe it's different for me because I've lived half my life(to this point) without it, but yeah. If the kids are asleep, the wife isn't watching some mind rot or another, and there's nothing good on BTN I'm probably watching ESPN.
The TMZ part is the worst. It grabs all of what's bad about Reality television and adds it to sports.
Oh, yeah, ESPN made Favre text pics of his junk to a female team employee
Nice try though.
People might enjoy it a little more in context, maybe update to include a link op?
I'm on mobile, but google prevail and ride. Everyone enjoyed his Tatgate bit back in the day, but he's pretty hit or miss.
Be advised, probably NSFW on account of cartoon dongs everywhere.
Sometimes it's just more comfortable to sit down.
I frankly love JFF. Who cares if he was talking shit on the field? This is pretty much semi-pro football. Not the ballet. Can we please stop pretending that this is some wholesome family affair and realize that it's 200 lb men essentially beating the shit out of each other?
that is all