For 5 games now we've seen Mouton take poor angles, make bad reads and whiff on arm tackles. For 5 games I've wondered if it was a deficiency in skill.
No! It has not been such! I have uncovered that Mouton actually has a unique ability to see magical invisible unicorns that the rest of us cannot. They are from a mystical realm adjacent to the Taco Pants Dimension, and they elicit such warm feelings in the chosen few who can see them -- like Mouton -- that those special humans will drop all other priorities to attempt to hug them.
Thus, the horrendous muffed arm tackle on Sparty's game winning td is explained.
I am still trying to determine what invisible mystical creatures caused Floyd to consider that same play dead and not even attempt to help in the tackle.