The most completely OT thing in the history of MGoBlog EDIT: Now with Paint!
Ok, while watching the Oregon/Boise State game I was thirsty and went to the kitchen to grab an adult beverage. I opened my fridge and grabbed my drink, I then preceeded to turn to my left and saw a raccoon sitting in my sink. I stood there for about 30 seconds to make sure that I wasnt seeing things and then called my dad over to so he could confirm that I wasnt going insane. The raccoon jumped on the window sill and started at us. My dad started laughing and then walked over to do it and punched it out the window.
That was my MGoStory for the night and it was just so random that I thought Id share it.
September 4th, 2009 at 12:02 AM ^
The fact that your dad punched a raccoon is pretty funny.
September 4th, 2009 at 12:05 AM ^
Yeah my dad is a G, but the best part about that is his nickname is Coon lol.
September 4th, 2009 at 12:02 AM ^
He punched it? Oh you Canadians.
September 4th, 2009 at 12:05 AM ^
Where do you live... in an old Cadilac that is rusting in the side-yard of your grandmother's property?
And why does that Cadilac have a sink in it?
September 4th, 2009 at 12:06 AM ^
Not a Cadillac, its a van down by the river.
jk, I live in Windsor ON and I left my window open.
September 4th, 2009 at 12:11 AM ^
Hence BlueVoix's Canadian reference. I get it now. Good thing it wasn't a Wolverine (rumor has it they only live(d) in Canadia)
September 4th, 2009 at 1:07 AM ^
i like your avatar
September 4th, 2009 at 12:06 AM ^
Don't tell PETA.
September 4th, 2009 at 12:07 AM ^
Cool?
September 4th, 2009 at 12:19 AM ^
plus one for the phrase "adult beverage"
September 4th, 2009 at 2:44 AM ^
Plus one just for being you.
September 4th, 2009 at 12:39 AM ^
"Unity"
Reference: Chappelle's Show
September 4th, 2009 at 12:41 AM ^
I demand a Paint picture of this IMMEDIATELY!!! (Or when you get some time)
September 4th, 2009 at 1:17 AM ^
Your dad looks like my hero
September 4th, 2009 at 1:20 AM ^
That's hilarious.
What did your dad do immediately following the punch?
I would like to hear more.
Was it matter of fact or did he have something witty to yell out after raccoon.
September 4th, 2009 at 1:23 AM ^
My dad opened the back door and gave it a menacing look. He then walked back inside, grabbed an adult beverage and went to bed without saying a word.
September 4th, 2009 at 1:26 AM ^
That makes it even funnier. I can't stop laughing.
Thanks.
September 4th, 2009 at 1:50 AM ^
this is my new background
September 4th, 2009 at 2:10 AM ^
I hope this means your dad was shirtless and wearing jeans shorts. That somehow makes this even better.
September 4th, 2009 at 2:15 AM ^
My dads too good for jean shorts, thats him in boxers.
September 4th, 2009 at 3:57 AM ^
OMG SHIRTLESS DAD!
September 4th, 2009 at 7:24 AM ^
One detail is missing: I'm sure Dad was wearing a wife beater.
September 4th, 2009 at 12:50 AM ^
Good story,but be careful raccoons are no joke.
Them bad boys can get vicious.
September 4th, 2009 at 12:58 AM ^
watch out for the rabies too
September 4th, 2009 at 1:51 AM ^
Too funny!
September 4th, 2009 at 2:21 AM ^
http://detnews.com/article/20090402/METRO08/904020395/To+urban+hunter++…
Maybe you can use this guys recipe next time you find a raccoon sitting in your house and your hungry.
September 4th, 2009 at 2:21 AM ^
Heard they have that move down.
September 4th, 2009 at 7:21 AM ^
at this whole thread. awesome story and even better 'paint' recap
September 4th, 2009 at 7:35 AM ^
That's also how they fish. They stand in the river facing downstream and wait for fish to come along, then they deliver gill-shattering kicks that knock them right out of the water.
September 4th, 2009 at 9:19 AM ^
hate raccoons. They are the reason pellet guns were invented.
September 4th, 2009 at 9:28 AM ^
i'd say that raccoon is nursing a shiner right about now.
September 4th, 2009 at 6:40 PM ^
this thread is full of win. if I only I could somehow include the phrase "Canadian tuxedo" my life would be complete.
September 10th, 2009 at 12:37 AM ^
This thread is one of the funniest things I have read in a long time.