Oh man, the alcohol is wearing off. I'm not sure what to do about last night. Got careless... got taken advantage of. We should have used protection. but we were... stupid. We are better than that.
Right now, there is an egg looking to attach to our collective fallopian tubes. But it's not their fault. We are smarter than that, we should have been more careful. 6 times we could have protected ourselves. 6 times! That's gotta be a record for one night.
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Okay, so I know we may be sick of snowflake threads, but I'd like to think I'm grandfathered in, after making next day threads for the past few weeks.
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Denard Robinson is our most decorated fighter pilot.
He has more planes painted on the side of his fighter than any other pilot in the history of our fine program. Last night, he flew a sortie that officially designated him the most prolific pilot in our history. The problem is, he crashed his plane into a mountain on the way back. This is not his first time crashing a plane.
It's also worth it to note that he has singlehandedly saved several missions. He can do things with an airplane that have never been done before, and won't be done since.
The plane was built well enough that we almost survived, but not quite. Some people want to see the pilot honorably discharged (not I). Others started blaming the flight controller for not steering him away from the mountain (not I). Still others are encouraged that even though we went hurtling into a mountain at 600 mph, we almost came out unscathed (I).