Warning to other QB's
That pic of him is ridiculous...
There is nothing else to say
Irie
Good god
Look at his calves. He looks like he wants to eat your first born.
From the look of his calves, arms, and thighs
it looks like he's already feasted on first-born, second-born, third-born, all the cattle in the barn, and all the corn in the field.
his calves are bigger than my waist!
Is that sad,or awesome?? I feel like a girly man now
linger longer
I dare you to find someone on
I dare you to find someone on this board he couldn't kill with his bare hands. Unless Mike Martin himself is on this board, I don't think it's possible.
i bet he could kill himself
i bet he could kill himself with his bare hands....or is he too strong for himself?
You play to win the game
Yeah, that's what I mean. I
Yeah, that's what I mean. I don't know if he could, but he's the only one that would have a chance at it.
What happens when the
What happens when the unstoppable force meets uh, the unstoppable force?
By their powers combined, Captain Planet Eater!
...and by that, I mean helter-skelter, willy-nilly and putt-putt!
"Could Jesus make a burrito so hot that he himself could not eat
it?"
"A house divided against itself cannot stand"
"Could Jesus make a burrito so hot that he himself could not eat
it?"
"A house divided against itself cannot stand"
One negative point machine of
One negative point machine of a post wasn't enough?
I don't get it
Why does this deserve negative points?
We got Lou Dobbs on here worried that the implication is Jesus is Mexican?
I mean, it's not that funny, but I gave it a +1 for fairness' sake.
EDIT: Nevermind, it seems that Jesus has been making multiple accounts and negging those who would make flippant comments re: Him and burritos. He did it to me, too.
Sorry, J-Dog.
His calves are so big that I
His calves are so big that I can't even come up with an appropriate quip.
Those aren't calves, they're
Those aren't calves, they're pure-bred bulls.
Just as much of the MGoBoard
Just as much of the MGoBoard has cankles, MM has thilves.
Those Calves
Those babies are too big even for Johny Drama...
'Cause I Bleed Blue...
Gee I hope he don't end up like
the man whose muscles exploded.
http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.homeworking.ws/megalig...
You have to play this game like somebody just hit your mother with a two-by-four. ~Dan Birdwell
I despise you for making me
I despise you for making me read that and look at those pictures
That is terrifying.
That is terrifying.
P.S. - Looks like Big Will is taking a page from Denard's Book (shoes).
Martin's were tied until he
Martin's were tied until he flexed out of them. Yes, he can in fact flex his foot.
if I didn't know better I'd
if I didn't know better I'd say he was scaled to look bigger. Fisheye lense? He *is* 4 yards closer, but still. Jesus.
also, #62? Who is that (RVB?) and why are his biceps the size of full hams?
http://mgoblue.com/football/p
WIthout looking at the roster
I"m going to guess that #62 is Dominique Ware, a 5'7" defensive tackle. RVB is number #53, and decidedly way too tall, and pale, to be #62.
This looks like a "All in For Detroit" picture to me.
Well, that was the caption on
Well, that was the caption on the original site I took it from, but considering Mike Martin went to Novi CC and Demens went to Birmingham Country Day, I'm not sure that'd be that accurate.
...and by that, I mean helter-skelter, willy-nilly and putt-putt!
Jon Conover went to CC.
I
Jon Conover went to CC.
I wonder why they left him out...
this was posted on rivals the
this was posted on rivals the other day by someone who knows the photographer. here's the link to his site:
http://maxcollins.wordpress.com/2009/08/24/michigan-football-media-day/
He has a cool photo of the Pahokee guys too.
I was wondering what non-slot
I was wondering what non-slot receiver could possibly make Cissoko look tall.
I'll feel a little better
I'll feel a little better knowing that if our 5'7" DT gets in the game he's bringing those pipes with him.
Let's eat Grandpa.
Let's elaborate, RVB is a
Let's elaborate, RVB is a tall white guy, not a midget black guy. There is no way we should be confusing them.
Makin' movies, makin' music and
Fight-in' profitgoblue Round The World!
Russell Crowe!
yeah I gathered that
I just haven't actually paid close enough attn to the line to know when he's on the field. I watch the secondary...
Fish Eye
I would definitely say there is a little bit of fish eye lens going on here. Lets face it, he looks bigger than Big Will and look significantly taller than any other 6'2" guy in the picture.
That being said....
OMG -he doesn't need to be- Shirtless
Wasting away in Ohio, a Wolverine in a sea of red and grey
If photos were worth anything
we'd scare people into a National Championship. Too bad it doesn't work that way.
photos are worth something
a couple hundred words, at least.
some are scared of being misfits; I'm afraid of fitting in
Darned recession
Darned recession is driving down the value of everything, even pictures.
We ARE Michigan....COME GET SOME!!!
Also, as a side note,
Also, as a side note, whenever I see Mike Martin, this quote from one, Brian Cook, always pops into my head:
...Martin's usually listed at 280 and is obviously way more advanced in the tao of weightroom than 99% of high schoolers: there's a chance he's just not going to get any bigger...
http://mgoblog.blogspot.com/2008/02/2008-recruiting-linebackers-and.html
Good to see that was wrong.
...and by that, I mean helter-skelter, willy-nilly and putt-putt!
According to MGoBlue, Martin
According to Countdown to Kickoff, Martin gained 27 pounds this off season.
IMHE
For the non-math
For the non-math majors, this picture is also proof that (14+15+33) < 68.
He even LOOKS a little like
He even LOOKS a little like Lou Ferrigno. That's crazy.
I was trying to figure out the link between all these guys
Best I can come up with is that they all attended school in Detroit or in the Detroit area.
Maybe in the Detroit area.
Maybe in the Detroit area. Martin went to Detroit Catholic Central, but it's in Novi. The scary thing is he could be a freshman this year. He was a year ahead in school.
he also kind of looks like
a pissed off Monchichi.
Holy crap you are right
He does kind of look like a Monchichi, but on a lot of steroids.
He's got small arms.
He's got small arms.
Give me negative points
I may be wrong, but I'm
I may be wrong, but I'm pretty sure this is sarcasm. If this is part of a negbang, though, I'll be on my way.
I believe R_Mahorn is
I believe R_Mahorn is currently in the process of getting negbanged until he passes out and can't feel his abacus anymore.
That photo looks like the end
That photo looks like the end of the world
A post-apocalyptic abyss brought about by the Michigan defensive line.
eenie meenie miney mo, catch a WR by his toe. if he scores six, let him go
For the love of GOD
Im pretty sure Chuck Norris just pooped his pants
How can you kill that which has no life
Mike Martin > Chuck Norris
There has to be a MGoShirt idea involving Mike Martin comparisons to Chuck Norris as a subtitle to this picture:
'When Mike Martin does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down'
If you can't get into college,
go to State.
Posts like this...
...should be labeled NSFW. This is practically porn.
Good lord he's terrifying.
Warning to other QB's: Do not end up like Anthony Morelli. Stay out of the way of #68. Big Will isn't far behind. Watch out in the years to come, as we will be coming for teams 1st, 2nd, and 3rd string QB's.
Like a blind man at an orgy, I was going to have to feel my way through