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August 25th, 2009 at 3:15 PM
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Sommy
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More proof that Mike Martin is related to the Incredible Hulk:

Good lord; dude eats the souls of lesser men. Or he eats steel for breakfast and shits out fully-assembled Buicks before lunch.

In the spirit of the "bold predictions" thread, I'm also going to say that I fully expect an Alan Branch-esque year out of MM by the end of his career at Michigan.

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August 25th, 2009 at 3:19 PM
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Warning to other QB's

Warning to other QB's: Do not end up like Anthony Morelli. Stay out of the way of #68. Big Will isn't far behind. Watch out in the years to come, as we will be coming for teams 1st, 2nd, and 3rd string QB's.

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August 25th, 2009 at 3:47 PM
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That pic of him is ridiculous...

There is nothing else to say

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August 25th, 2009 at 3:20 PM
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Good god

Look at his calves. He looks like he wants to eat your first born.

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August 25th, 2009 at 3:23 PM
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From the look of his calves, arms, and thighs

it looks like he's already feasted on first-born, second-born, third-born, all the cattle in the barn, and all the corn in the field.

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August 25th, 2009 at 4:43 PM
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his calves are bigger than my waist!

Is that sad,or awesome?? I feel like a girly man now

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August 25th, 2009 at 3:29 PM
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BlockM
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I dare you to find someone on

I dare you to find someone on this board he couldn't kill with his bare hands. Unless Mike Martin himself is on this board, I don't think it's possible.

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August 25th, 2009 at 3:45 PM
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i bet he could kill himself

i bet he could kill himself with his bare hands....or is he too strong for himself?

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August 25th, 2009 at 3:53 PM
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BlockM
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Yeah, that's what I mean. I

Yeah, that's what I mean. I don't know if he could, but he's the only one that would have a chance at it.

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August 25th, 2009 at 3:58 PM
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What happens when the

What happens when the unstoppable force meets uh, the unstoppable force?

By their powers combined, Captain Planet Eater!

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August 25th, 2009 at 5:13 PM
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"Could Jesus make a burrito so hot that he himself could not eat

it?"

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August 25th, 2009 at 5:13 PM
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"Could Jesus make a burrito so hot that he himself could not eat

it?"

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August 25th, 2009 at 9:26 PM
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BaltimoreWolverines
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One negative point machine of

One negative point machine of a post wasn't enough?

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August 26th, 2009 at 4:18 PM
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I don't get it

Why does this deserve negative points?

We got Lou Dobbs on here worried that the implication is Jesus is Mexican?

I mean, it's not that funny, but I gave it a +1 for fairness' sake.

EDIT: Nevermind, it seems that Jesus has been making multiple accounts and negging those who would make flippant comments re: Him and burritos. He did it to me, too.

Sorry, J-Dog.

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August 25th, 2009 at 3:21 PM
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His calves are so big that I

His calves are so big that I can't even come up with an appropriate quip.

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August 25th, 2009 at 3:28 PM
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Those aren't calves, they're

Those aren't calves, they're pure-bred bulls.

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August 25th, 2009 at 4:15 PM
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Just as much of the MGoBoard

Just as much of the MGoBoard has cankles, MM has thilves.

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August 25th, 2009 at 4:40 PM
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Those Calves

Those babies are too big even for Johny Drama...

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August 25th, 2009 at 5:28 PM
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Gee I hope he don't end up like

the man whose muscles exploded.

http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.homeworking.ws/megalig...

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August 25th, 2009 at 10:09 PM
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I despise you for making me

I despise you for making me read that and look at those pictures

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August 25th, 2009 at 3:24 PM
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That is terrifying.

That is terrifying.

P.S. - Looks like Big Will is taking a page from Denard's Book (shoes).

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August 25th, 2009 at 3:28 PM
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Martin's were tied until he

Martin's were tied until he flexed out of them. Yes, he can in fact flex his foot.

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August 25th, 2009 at 3:24 PM
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if I didn't know better I'd

if I didn't know better I'd say he was scaled to look bigger. Fisheye lense? He *is* 4 yards closer, but still. Jesus.

also, #62? Who is that (RVB?) and why are his biceps the size of full hams?

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August 25th, 2009 at 3:25 PM
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Max
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http://mgoblue.com/football/p

http://mgoblue.com/football/playerbio.aspx?id=169692

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August 25th, 2009 at 3:28 PM
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WIthout looking at the roster

I"m going to guess that #62 is Dominique Ware, a 5'7" defensive tackle. RVB is number #53, and decidedly way too tall, and pale, to be #62.

This looks like a "All in For Detroit" picture to me.

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August 25th, 2009 at 3:29 PM
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Well, that was the caption on

Well, that was the caption on the original site I took it from, but considering Mike Martin went to Novi CC and Demens went to Birmingham Country Day, I'm not sure that'd be that accurate.

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August 25th, 2009 at 3:36 PM
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Jon Conover went to CC. I

Jon Conover went to CC.

I wonder why they left him out...

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August 25th, 2009 at 3:30 PM
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me
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this was posted on rivals the

this was posted on rivals the other day by someone who knows the photographer. here's the link to his site:

http://maxcollins.wordpress.com/2009/08/24/michigan-football-media-day/

He has a cool photo of the Pahokee guys too.

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August 25th, 2009 at 3:44 PM
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I was wondering what non-slot

I was wondering what non-slot receiver could possibly make Cissoko look tall.

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August 25th, 2009 at 4:01 PM
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Still in AA
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I'll feel a little better

I'll feel a little better knowing that if our 5'7" DT gets in the game he's bringing those pipes with him.

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August 25th, 2009 at 5:51 PM
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Let's elaborate, RVB is a

Let's elaborate, RVB is a tall white guy, not a midget black guy. There is no way we should be confusing them.

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August 25th, 2009 at 5:54 PM
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yeah I gathered that

I just haven't actually paid close enough attn to the line to know when he's on the field. I watch the secondary...

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August 25th, 2009 at 8:14 PM
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Fish Eye

I would definitely say there is a little bit of fish eye lens going on here. Lets face it, he looks bigger than Big Will and look significantly taller than any other 6'2" guy in the picture.

That being said....
OMG -he doesn't need to be- Shirtless

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August 25th, 2009 at 3:26 PM
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If photos were worth anything

we'd scare people into a National Championship. Too bad it doesn't work that way.

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August 25th, 2009 at 4:08 PM
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photos are worth something

a couple hundred words, at least.

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August 25th, 2009 at 8:44 PM
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Darned recession

Darned recession is driving down the value of everything, even pictures.

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August 25th, 2009 at 3:27 PM
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Also, as a side note,

Also, as a side note, whenever I see Mike Martin, this quote from one, Brian Cook, always pops into my head:

...Martin's usually listed at 280 and is obviously way more advanced in the tao of weightroom than 99% of high schoolers: there's a chance he's just not going to get any bigger...

http://mgoblog.blogspot.com/2008/02/2008-recruiting-linebackers-and.html

Good to see that was wrong.

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August 27th, 2009 at 2:16 PM
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According to MGoBlue, Martin

According to Countdown to Kickoff, Martin gained 27 pounds this off season.

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August 25th, 2009 at 3:55 PM
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For the non-math

For the non-math majors, this picture is also proof that (14+15+33) < 68.

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August 25th, 2009 at 3:33 PM
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He even LOOKS a little like

He even LOOKS a little like Lou Ferrigno. That's crazy.

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August 25th, 2009 at 3:33 PM
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I was trying to figure out the link between all these guys

Best I can come up with is that they all attended school in Detroit or in the Detroit area.

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August 25th, 2009 at 3:40 PM
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Maybe in the Detroit area.

Maybe in the Detroit area. Martin went to Detroit Catholic Central, but it's in Novi. The scary thing is he could be a freshman this year. He was a year ahead in school.

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August 25th, 2009 at 3:33 PM
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he also kind of looks like

a pissed off Monchichi.
Photobucket

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August 25th, 2009 at 4:31 PM
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Holy crap you are right

He does kind of look like a Monchichi, but on a lot of steroids.

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August 25th, 2009 at 3:34 PM
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He's got small arms.

He's got small arms.

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August 25th, 2009 at 10:56 PM
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I may be wrong, but I'm

I may be wrong, but I'm pretty sure this is sarcasm. If this is part of a negbang, though, I'll be on my way.

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August 25th, 2009 at 11:09 PM
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I believe R_Mahorn is

I believe R_Mahorn is currently in the process of getting negbanged until he passes out and can't feel his abacus anymore.

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August 25th, 2009 at 3:34 PM
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That photo looks like the end

That photo looks like the end of the world

A post-apocalyptic abyss brought about by the Michigan defensive line.

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August 25th, 2009 at 3:35 PM
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For the love of GOD

Im pretty sure Chuck Norris just pooped his pants

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August 25th, 2009 at 5:25 PM
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Mike Martin > Chuck Norris

There has to be a MGoShirt idea involving Mike Martin comparisons to Chuck Norris as a subtitle to this picture:

'When Mike Martin does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down'

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August 25th, 2009 at 3:39 PM
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Posts like this...

...should be labeled NSFW. This is practically porn.

Good lord he's terrifying.

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August 25th, 2009 at 3:41 PM
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Martell Webb could have been

Martell Webb could have been in this. Unreal picture!

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August 25th, 2009 at 3:45 PM
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Martin pushed a door into me

Martin pushed a door into me one time on accident. It wasn't like he just opened it either. He threw the door open. We were both about to be late to class. He was hauling ass and just bolted throught the door. I almost fell over.

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August 25th, 2009 at 3:47 PM
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For those too lazy to look it

For those too lazy to look it up (or don't have the roster memorized).

From left to right

68 - Mike Martin
25 - Kenny Demens
23 - Floyd Simmons
14 - Teric Jones
15 - Thomas Gordon
73 - Will Campbell
55 - Brandon Graham
62 - Dominique Ware
33 - Boubacar Cissoko
84 - Cameron Gordon

I was going to say that the common thread was that they are all from the East side of the State of Michigan and on Defense. But I know Cameron Gordon is listed as a WR. So yeah, I don't know. Good picture nonetheless.

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August 25th, 2009 at 4:31 PM
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they're all from

the detroit area

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August 25th, 2009 at 4:07 PM
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Fixed

Fixed

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August 25th, 2009 at 4:22 PM
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Does anyone else get the urge

Does anyone else get the urge to yell "MARTIN SMASH" after seeing this picture?

Maybe I will have to yell that after every sack he gets this season...

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August 25th, 2009 at 4:28 PM
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YES

YES

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August 25th, 2009 at 4:38 PM
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I am putting this

image and phrase on a sign and taking it to a game. Mark my words.

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August 25th, 2009 at 6:03 PM
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I'm doing that with "Death

I'm doing that with "Death Roh" when Craig becomes our pass rush guy.

Maybe when they're both regularly on the field together, we can start calling our defensive line the crab people.

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August 25th, 2009 at 10:29 PM
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CRAB BATTLE!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mHKHKR8x6A

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August 27th, 2009 at 1:59 PM
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Don't you remember? The

Don't you remember? The entire defensive line will be called Death Row. And Death Roh will be the leader of Death Row. Confusing but awesome.

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August 25th, 2009 at 4:35 PM
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"You Wouldnt Like me when Im Angry"

Cant wait to see Mike Martin go up against Justine.

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August 25th, 2009 at 6:31 PM
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this needs to be put on a

this needs to be put on a t-shirt

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August 25th, 2009 at 9:09 PM
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Holy shit...

that's funny.

This picture now graces the center of my Windows desktop.

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August 25th, 2009 at 4:23 PM
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Great post! Martin is a

Great post! Martin is a beast.

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August 25th, 2009 at 4:32 PM
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What is neat to see is how

What is neat to see is how little body fat there is on this group of young men as a whole (Will Campbell excepted, but apparently he is shedding his as well). Not only are they big...but they look athletic as well...great picture.

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August 25th, 2009 at 4:40 PM
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Big Will is still only 18.

Big Will is still only 18. Imagine him in a few years.

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August 25th, 2009 at 6:16 PM
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I might be nuts...

...but I think that MM is still only 18. In which case, whoa.

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August 25th, 2009 at 6:18 PM
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yes

he's a week away from 19.

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August 25th, 2009 at 6:20 PM
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That is whoa!

That is whoa!

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August 25th, 2009 at 4:55 PM
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Quick

Somebody find out what will soothe Mike Martin's anger before he destroys us all!

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August 25th, 2009 at 5:24 PM
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Boren's pre-game advice to the other Buckeyes regarding Martin..

"Don't make him angry...you won't like him when he's angry!"

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August 27th, 2009 at 2:03 PM
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Wouldn't it be great to see

Wouldn't it be great to see Martin just smash the shit out of Boren?

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August 25th, 2009 at 5:46 PM
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Another year with Barwis and

Another year with Barwis and MM and WC on the line together is a whole lot of human being. That will be pretty exciting.

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August 25th, 2009 at 5:58 PM
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MM craps so big he has to

MM craps so big he has to stand up just to get off of it.

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August 25th, 2009 at 6:04 PM
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That's what will happen when

That's what will happen when you eat steel and shit Buicks. LUXURY Buicks.

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August 25th, 2009 at 6:09 PM
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MM looks like the bastard child...

...of Lou Ferrigno and Grace Jones.

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August 25th, 2009 at 6:14 PM
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Are we certain he's not

Are we certain he's not related to Barwis?

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August 25th, 2009 at 7:52 PM
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Martin

Good god his arms are like as big as my legs.

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August 25th, 2009 at 8:14 PM
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One Leg....

One Mike Martin leg should be sent to Afghanistan and the other should be sent to Iraq. Send the troops home. Problem solved.

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August 25th, 2009 at 9:18 PM
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I'm only 5'2'' but I'm sure

I'm only 5'2'' but I'm sure that even if I were 6'0'' that MM could crush me with one finger.

I like it.

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August 25th, 2009 at 9:24 PM
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Jeeze

Both Big Will and MM are obviously physical freaks, but what about Cam Gorden. He certainly passes the eyeball test.

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August 25th, 2009 at 9:59 PM
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Detroit

Hey guys, first post, silent lurker for a while. But yeah, the common theme is Detroit, Catholic Central's official name is Novi DETROIT Catholic Central. Inkster is considered Detroit and Kenny Demmen's school is Detroit Country Day School. Thought I'd clarify.

As for MM's size, i played for U of D Jesuit (luckily on defense) and he would do terrible things to our O-Line...horrific things.

Big Will is no slouch either, I went to Cass's Prom and HC and danced right next to him...I'll just say, very light on his feet.

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August 25th, 2009 at 10:11 PM
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...I'll just say, very light

...I'll just say, very light on his feet.

Yeah, but can he crip walk?

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August 25th, 2009 at 10:18 PM
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Wow

Mike is huge and so is Will. Nice find.

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August 25th, 2009 at 11:10 PM
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That's what she said.

That's what she said.

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August 25th, 2009 at 10:27 PM
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This photo was labeled on

This photo was labeled on Rivals as something like "The Detroiters" or "The Detroit Crew" or something like that.

I don't think the photo organizers really cared that Detroit Country Day isn't actually in Detroit. And Inkster (i.e. Cameron Gordon) isn't in Detroit proper, either.

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August 25th, 2009 at 11:13 PM
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Also, I would fuck Mike

Also, I would fuck Mike Martin's shit up. Fuck this "spawn of Lou Ferrigno" shit - I AM Lou Ferrigno.

Fear the Ferrigno.

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August 25th, 2009 at 11:14 PM
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#62

62 Dominique Ware DT 5-7 248 Jr./So. Detroit, Mich. (Inkster)

five seven and 248? well I don't feel so bad about my height and weight anymore, lol
although his body fat % just might be a wee bit lower than mine :)

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August 25th, 2009 at 11:22 PM
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If you're 5'8" and 247,

If you're 5'8" and 247, that's not much better.

Go on a diet.

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August 25th, 2009 at 11:31 PM
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Martin is so big...Michigan

Martin is so big...Michigan will get called for too many men on the field whenever he plays.

But it settles the question about GERG's defensive scheme. It will be a four man front. Mike Martin and two defensive ends.

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August 25th, 2009 at 11:35 PM
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I'm a fucking expert* at jokes

Martin is so big that when he sits around the house, he sits around the house.

Martin is so big than his mom has to iron his pants in the driveway.

Martin is so big that his calves are bigger than most people's calves.

Martin is so big that he has to shop in the husky section at JC Penney.

*Also, fuxpert.

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August 25th, 2009 at 11:37 PM
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No more Mountain Dew for you.

No more Mountain Dew for you.

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August 25th, 2009 at 11:46 PM
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I will smash your face into a

I will smash your face into a car windshield, and then take your mother out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again.

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August 26th, 2009 at 12:19 AM
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Dorothy

Dorothy Mantooth is a saint!

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August 26th, 2009 at 1:29 AM
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I downvoted you for that. I

I downvoted you for that, for needing some restraint. I know it was all teed up there and waiting to get hit out of the park, but only one user should have done it. You are not that user.

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August 25th, 2009 at 11:40 PM
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In your fuxpert opinion,

In your fuxpert opinion, would this joke be acceptable?

Martin is so big his calves have their own congressman.

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August 25th, 2009 at 11:44 PM
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I don't get it.

I don't get it.

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August 25th, 2009 at 11:49 PM
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I was afraid of that. It was

I was afraid of that.
It was not really a joke as much as it was a true statement.

There is nothing funny about politics.

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August 25th, 2009 at 11:55 PM
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if it was a true statement...

...then you are not a Republican.

Zing!

(I bet ol' Johnny McCain felt that one. I bet it made a Jurassic Park ripple in his Ensure.)

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August 27th, 2009 at 3:39 AM
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Nice +1 to you sir.

I was just thinking to myself that Mike looks like two guys molded together front to back.

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August 26th, 2009 at 12:35 AM
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Who got the bomb ass biceps?

Mike Martin got the bomb ass biceps!

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August 26th, 2009 at 2:35 PM
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+1

I'm still pissed The Legend of David Terrell didn't live on into his NFL career. I hope he gets a job on TV.

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August 29th, 2009 at 6:37 PM
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He doesn't speak well enough,

He doesn't speak well enough, sadly.

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August 26th, 2009 at 12:41 AM
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Geez....

Do you see the look on MM's face? Can you imagine that looking at you across the line of scrimmage? You better hope that your team colors include brown pants because that is one scary dude.

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August 26th, 2009 at 2:53 AM
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Anyone else think that based

Anyone else think that based on this picture, Cameron Gordon is considerably taller than the 6'2" he's listed at on Rivals? Advantage = us. Granted, I'd also have to guess that Brandon Graham is maybe only 6'1" at the tallest, but still.

I realize the most of us thought of Cam Gordon only in passing this offseason, but I think that he might be one of this season's best kept secrets.

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August 26th, 2009 at 7:02 PM
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Noticing Big Will?

I know everyone is talking about MM, but I swear Big Will's eyes look like he is thinking about eating one of MM's ham-hock arms. I can't wait until his fitness and technique make him an every-down lineman right there with Double M. That combo will utterly destroy O lines for several years, and if it can happen this year, open the door for BG to feast from the outside.

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August 27th, 2009 at 4:03 AM
#109
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I'v seen some pretty big boys (muscles, for all you perv's)

At UofM before, but DAMN. The best part about that pic though, mostly freshmen and sophomores. Barwis is definitely the man, and I cant wait for the future.

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August 27th, 2009 at 10:21 AM
#110
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damn these guys are huge

damn these guys are huge

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August 29th, 2009 at 1:27 AM
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I could see MM in UFC

he has some wrestling background & could tap out some dudes with his bicep-teratops

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