This is in the category of "get to know your opponent." Or, perhaps, Installment Number 3.4 in "Why Michigan should never, ever consider a 'mascot'."
Behold, Monty Montezuma, who I presume will be making his first-ever visit to Michigan Stadium, to thrill and entertain the all-important 4- to 8-year old demographic. Because of, like, all the revenue and everything:
Cut biceps; check. Headgear just made for Lee Corso; check. 'Skorts' that Lee Corso must never wear; check. Conch shell horn; awesome. Threatening weaponry including optional spear and/or broadsword; confiscated by Stadium security services.
I've actually seen Monty Montezuma, when SDSU visited Camp Randall to play Wisconsin a few years ago, and given that the game was 0-0 at the half, Monty Montezuma was nothing less than the star of the show. I left with the game 7-0 in the third quarter.
Your little members of the all-important 4- to 8-year old demographic will be loving Monty Montezuma this Saturday.