Yeah... the idea is not to stop the flow, just replace elecrolytes and avoid dehydratation as far as I understand
Monty Montezuma - SDSU mascot.
is just so very runny and....green. Yuck.
I am 75% sure that there were no Aztecs named "Monty".
Marcus, Michael, Miles, Marty? Maybe.
But not Monty.
3-0 against mascots this year. Bring him on!!!
If they gave him one of those wooden swords with the stone blades sticking out of it that they carried, I don't know what they call those. The weaponry of Central American peoples was pretty brutal.
The Aztecs were into that. In fact, they once slaughtered 40,000 people in a three day saturnalia of sacrifice. This love of mass murder so embittered their neighbors(The Aztecs raided rival tribes for victims) that they became allies of Cortez when he arrived. Their participation in Cortez' conquest was a significant factor in its success.
their whole culture revolved around human sacrifices.
They weren't very bright either, a lot of modern archaeologists believe the human sacrifices were the result of mistakenly literally interpreting older Olmec allegories about the heartl(soul) being cut out of the body at death and the burning(renewal) of the soul at death.
Well, you're all in for a treat.
For this one game, only, Michigan will deploy a Cortez mascot, who will ride in on a horse, impale Monty with a maize block M, and both will exchange highly contagious infectious diseases.
As a follow-up, he will lead an expedition to steal all the gold in San Diego and have it transported in treasure ships to Ann Arbor.
The PA system in the Big House will blare "Conquistador," by Procol Harum.
Oh yeah, there's that...
74Polska, is that "mascot" a puffin in a bag?
It's a mascot carrying bag. I think the mascot is a penguin but not sure. I was just imagining a little kid crying if they saw it being carried into the stadium. I remember seeing my kindergarten teacher blowing up one of the Letter People before class and I've been scarred ever since. Now I've said too much.
.......saw this guy, and said, "OK, really? This is the best you can do?"
Hoo boy, that's gay