Monday Negbang Thread

Submitted by Joseph_P_Freshwater on

It's Monday, which means another 5 days of work. I just want you all to know I hate each and everyone of you. Here's some reasons you should hate me and neg this thread:

 

  • I prefer pro-style punt formations rather than spread
  • I don't care about college hockey conference realignment 
  • Speaking of college hockey, I have yet to read a goal-by-goal analysis thread 
  • I preferred it when gas was  $4/gallon
  • Al Borges and Rich Rod would have been on my dream team
  • Clinton/Trump would be an amazing ticket
  • I up upvote Wolverine Devotee's apparel threads
  • I like Finebaum's show
  • Satellite camps should be banned permanently including SMSB
  • I subscribe to RCMB
  • Brian's posts are mediocre at best

NEG ME

theytookourjobs

April 18th, 2016 at 8:24 AM ^

I hate you, I don't even know you but I hate your guts.  I hope all the worst things in life happen to you.  Now I gotta go home and put some water in buck nasty's momma's dish

buddhafrog

April 18th, 2016 at 8:25 AM ^

I can not and I will not give you such satisfaction. I love you fellow MGoBlogger. Go forth and do good in the world.

But I will give you a free hug to start you on your way.
\_o_/




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LSAClassOf2000

April 18th, 2016 at 8:34 AM ^

I don't care about college hockey conference realignment

You may have opened a serious can of worms with this statement, knowing how this board goes. Prepare for this thread to descend into a 200-reply hell of which teams should be added and why, countered with another 150 or so replies of how much better the CCHA was. I hope you're happy.

Hail-Storm

April 18th, 2016 at 8:35 AM ^

how come people don't upvote me more. And who was the person who downvoted me for that one post. 

Also, Trump is the greatest and Trump is the worst DISCUSS!

ALSO HERE IS ALL CAPS RANDOM!!! LINE TO KNOW I MEAN WHATEVER!! IM SAYING

Also, one sentence paragraphs

Also, repetition.

Also, I think we need more threads about Staee

East German Judge

April 18th, 2016 at 8:38 AM ^

I will not neg you as I know deep in your heart you have love for the Maize and Blue. 

What will help your Monday blues are chocolate pudding  (made with whole milk of course) and  if you can swing it, a nooner.  If you're creative I suggest both at the same time. 

East German Judge

April 18th, 2016 at 8:38 AM ^

I will not neg you as I know deep in your heart you have love for the Maize and Blue. 

What will help your Monday blues are chocolate pudding  (made with whole milk of course) and  if you can swing it, a nooner.  If you're creative I suggest both at the same time. 

Bigasshammm

April 18th, 2016 at 8:41 AM ^

Wife in surgery. Get to sit in a waiting area for 5 hours. Then she'll be in hospital for 3 days. Get to take care of the kids and worry. Fuck Mondays

LSA Aught One

April 18th, 2016 at 9:07 AM ^

People from Ohio are just misunderstood.  They're really a great fanbase, but everyone is just jealous of their success.  Take this couple, for example:

 

http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/car-chase-alabama-ends-police-shooting-alabama-teen-shoulder-n557046

 

They were just on their way to the store to get medicine for their sick grandma when the mean cops shot the guy for no reason.  The cop was an ALABAMA fan and couldn't handle the fact that OHIO is a supreme football program.

 

Everyone Murders

April 18th, 2016 at 9:31 AM ^

The women at OSU and MSU are all hotter than any women at Michigan, and most of their academic programs are as good or better than those at UofM.  The only real difference between Michigan and OSU/MSU is that the student bodies at OSU/MSU are super chill, and anyone at those schools who applied would have gotten into UofM.

We should let Notre Dame in the league for basketball, softball, baseball, etc., but not football - because Notre Dame football is really special, and the B1G really isn't worthy of that.

Also, Spartan Bob is really a stand-up guy, and so is Marcus Hall.  Charlie Weis is kinda hot when he's wearing a suit or shorts.

Oh, and we should have hired Jim Mora Jr.