Moe Ways Pun Thread
It's the middle of the offseason on a Friday so the board is slow. So let's help pass the time by trying to come up with the best puns for Moe Ways' name (or any other commit from this class). I'll start it off with a few:
Moe Way, Mo' problems for the defense.
He gives us Moe Ways to score.
April 26th, 2013 at 12:35 PM ^
I hate you.
April 26th, 2013 at 12:37 PM ^
April 26th, 2013 at 12:38 PM ^
This board is a fuckpocalypse today.
April 26th, 2013 at 12:41 PM ^
Let's start a thread about it!
He's more all about the "shit-isms," but I could see him saying this, too.
April 26th, 2013 at 12:39 PM ^
in before delete
April 26th, 2013 at 12:39 PM ^
April 26th, 2013 at 12:39 PM ^
April 26th, 2013 at 12:40 PM ^
MOE. MOE. MOE. MOE.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9B0oIWyr_A
(someone better than me, please imbed)
April 26th, 2013 at 12:41 PM ^
This thread is useless in Moe Ways than one.
April 26th, 2013 at 12:41 PM ^
I hope no one else finds any moe ways to make Moe Ways pun threads.
April 26th, 2013 at 12:47 PM ^
Well, I'm fresh out of Moe Ways puns, but you mentioned listing other commits names. Ian Bunting...Bunting rhymes with a phrase that was in the Sorority Girl Email thread the other day. Ian ---- Bunting?
Of course, no disrespect to our fine young future Wolverine. /
Rivals lists his full name as "Ian Cunt-Punting Mother-Fucking Bunting"
I was on my work computer earlier when I wrote the clean version of his nickname. Although I like your version better with the MF in there as well. That was a nice touch.
Update: Rivals has updated Ian's profile page, changing his position from QB to Punter. He's got a hell of a leg...his foot however, could use some anti-fungal cream.
April 26th, 2013 at 12:57 PM ^
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Sidenote: I would not recommend this place to my worst enemy. If you have a choice between Moe's or Chipotle, make the smart decision and eat at Chipotle.
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It's likely that there are Moe Ways in this post than in any other post.
If you let your eyes cross while looking at this, you'll see just how useless this thread is.....
It's great this young man just committed to the finest university and college football program in the country. Do we really need a thread for this?
If he or his family are reading this blog, would they want to see this? I'm not trying to tell anyone what to do, just saying this is a little sophomoric and not very welcoming to our newest commit.
It's one thing to throw a pun or two into a post...I don't think it needs its own thread.
#getoffmylawn
Remember, and be thankful, that this thread existed: http://mgoblog.com/content/no-go-larry-raper
Michigan will be able to beat Ohio with Moe Ways than one
Edit: oops already done but there are Moe Ways to skin a cat!
April 27th, 2013 at 10:41 AM ^
Mo Ways is an awesome name, no puns necessary.