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Any news on a possible Michigan vs Osu game change?

Safe assumption: if they decided to move The Game, it will be mentioned without prompting.

Zack Novak facepunch

Not something to celebrate

Those ideas have been tossed.

Dorial green beckham

Do I really need to explain this one?

Was on the front page on Friday in Dear Diary, which was noting the board thread already created on this.

Arkansas game DOES mean something

Direct responses to threads should probably go in those threads. I've pasted your comments in that thread.

Dorian Green-Beckham???

1) No Bleacher Report. The no politics rule is more flexible than the no BR Rule.

2) re: DGB -

OT: Obama to speak in AA - NO POLITICS IN THE THREAD

Gonna pull it now because I'm not gonna monitor it anymore, but let me say, I'm kind of impressed that it survived. Bravo, people.

Moe Ali Tahhan

The points: you don't haz them.

Royal Rumble Winner Projections - Open Thread

Joke over.  I once again doubt our ability to have nice things.

No more Rodriguez recruiting threads unless they involve Michigan recruits or commits.

sports celebrity offspring and UMich (EX!) coaches

Already posted + RR = really bad idea.

Any Recruiting News/Rumors?

We're not holding back on you, man. That which is known will be posted.

Dantonio psychology

Your own advice: take it.

No.

So your reaction is to gloat about the relative strength of OSU's recruiting class? Points return in a month.

[NOT] thread awesomeness.

Diggs update??

Creating a thread about how people shouldn't click the thread you created?

Derp-ception

Complaining about a columnist only makes him stronger. In this case, silence is deadlier than than the sharpest knife.

--See what I did there?

Madaris-MSU as a back up plan

No new info

Diamond/Gregory/Kozan: Triple Crown for the Class! 

I would need a Hitler Downfall parody video to fully explain the problems with this, but to summarize: posting "I really want these guys" in a manner that makes people think we already GOT these guys is a bad idea.

Anyone who tells you they know where Diamond is heading before he picks Auburn tonight at 8p.m. is screwing with you.

OT: I have a Buckeye friend who might be a Wolverine inside

And this morning I took a shit that looked like Woodrow Wilson. We've all got problems.

And FWIW, this is one place where points DO matter. People who haven't been negged to Bolivian get a lot more slack with "Cool Story Bro" stories.

Ace Williams is a douchetool who thinks he discovered the Internet. This isn't news.

@doesn'texist

Gravity is 9.8 ms2, pi is 3.141592654... and when Michigan has a good day State fans will cry and make jerkoff motions and generally try their best to piss on the parade. This is a constant, not news, and you're messing with the mojo of the happy threads.

Paging Mark Dantonio

Everyone (Sparty included) already knows what Commitmageddon means.

Hey, lets have some more pop ups

"the only way to restore peace and quiet is to close any windows connected to this site."

Good call. Please close all windows connected to this site.

Stefon Diggs Tweet on Lin

This thread =

peviously prosted.

OT (and NO POLITICS): Obama with Bill Simmons

Too close to the No Politics line, not enough relevance to make an exception.

Brady Hoke sent mass text to SDSU players when leaving

Old news. SDSU was on winter break at the time.

That's a little too OT. Hope you got what you needed.

Roundtree commits NCAA violation via tweet? (per chatsports.com)

a) no ChatSports.

b) I don't think he understands the rules in question.

For a second there I was worried that...oh nevermind.

It's the kind of thing I could care less about, but which will just get reposted 90 times if we delete the first one. The comments were already descending deep into "[group] needs to stop being whiny" territory, so I changed the title and locked the thread.

FTR I'm pretty sure this group cares way more about its core issues, but c'mon man if he was making players wear peyus and yarmulkes to make the statement that if you're not trying hard enough you're a Jew...well I'd find that funny but it would still be offensive. Also: a football coach is a homophobe: most shocking news ever?

JVarg1 is an asshole...

Troll caved. But it should go without saying: starting a thread that says "[Poster} is an asshole" is generally frowned upon.

Heil to the Victors: Congrats, OSU

Are you fucking kidding me? Once again, I feel the need to reaffirm one of the few rules around here: NO NAZIS.

Thread nuked, thread creator asploded.

Don't you all think that HE (not "she", not "it") has been dealt a tough enough hand to cut him some slack and not ridicule him on the Board?  C'mon people.

Man, I had forgotten about this.

Very old news... plus, not going there.