i refuse to even consider this a possibility
The Mobile Mallet
This was already a board post today, as well as two MGoLicious links.
Yet it's still funny.
Why large people love mopeds and other small conveyances is an enigma for the greatest of scholars.
I assume because they aren't used to feeling unencumbered or moving quickly.
Is it funny or sad that I had that song in my head while watching it before I even had my headphones on?