Miss. St. has their own Gallon - somene simulating Denard

He’s very shifty. I don’t know if we can do anything to simulate the speed that Denard has and that is always the biggest concern going into a bowl game, no matter who you’re playing, because you go a month without football speed. With Denard, you only have to be surprised by his speed once or twice and it’s 14-0

You know what they say about truer words, bro

As if this could even be done on a computer. Cannot wait for him to take the field and DOMINATE.

Ess Eee Seee ......F U

One does not simply simulate Dilithium. The results could be cataclysmic.

Unless it's Danny Woodhead, there is no comparison to Denard.

Lewis has some nice dreds, so he's at least got part of the look.

Thats about as useful as a poop flavored lollipop

but you can't simulate Denard on the ground...only in flight!

I thought they were the Bulldogs, not the Greyhounds?

Here's my question. Wouldn't it be easier, and more accurate, rather than all these teams putting some random walk on WR at QB to make everyone on the defense wear parachutes while they play against a real QB.

I mean seriously how has no one thought of this.

put their backup QB on a bike, ala Oregon's Mascot...

Not quite 100% Delithium speed, but as close as they can get I suppose

I Just got gleefully excited to hear that MSU has a guy that returns kicks and fumbles a lot too!!! Alas, that was not the subject of your post.

I'm surprised that none of our opponents have tried to acquire a cheetah yet.