Roger Clemens + English = gold
Anyhow, about a month ago I am sitting in O'Hare waiting for a flight to Iowa City. Two PSU fans were sitting in the waiting area as well and talking about their trip to Iowa City to watch the game. The person next to them happened to be an Ohio State fan (who did not attend the school by his own admission early in the discussion) and the three of them started talking about attending games at other Big Ten campuses.
I deemed Angry Birds on my iPhone much more interesting than these fools until a certain game was mentioned. The PSU guys had also went to Ann Arbor to watch the UM/PSU game in 2005 and was deemed worthy of a recap since it was the last time they had been to Ann Arbor. The worst part of the game was, gasp, that the clock operator put time back on the clock after the game had ended which allowed Michigan to run another play to win the game. The OSU fan started experiencing the vapors and I felt he may faint dead away (use your best Southern Belle impersonation when you read that line) due to the thought of such cheating.
At that point I wanted to say "actually that only happens at Michigan State" or "I believe you are incorrect sir", but I had just unlocked another level on Angry Birds and figured stupid is as stupid does so it would only be a waste of my time. I deal with enough nonsense in any given day.