Midweek Buckeye/Multiple Team Meltdown Material
If you are bored and want to laugh hard for five minutes, here ya go:
http://mobile.rollbamaroll.com/2011/11/15/2560095/its-meltdown-time
November 15th, 2011 at 4:45 PM ^
Random Buckeye fan. Pure gold:
"We couldn't even win biggest Big Ten scandal of the year."
November 15th, 2011 at 11:12 PM ^
Hire Meyer, I don't care if his teams keep Columbus bail bondsmen in business, it's worth it to win
November 15th, 2011 at 4:58 PM ^
"With a 6-4 record it's finally sinking in around Columbus that Michigan is going to take them out back in two weeks and the Buckeyes aren't happy. "
Please God......
November 15th, 2011 at 9:09 PM ^
I have the same prayer request...living in Ohio ... It's been too long.
November 15th, 2011 at 4:59 PM ^
Another Buckeye makes me laugh:
Cheering for this Ohio State team is more pointless than the three days I spent occupying Wall Street
I'm so looking forward to seeing what Mattison, Borges, and Hoke have in store for Ohio.
November 15th, 2011 at 5:02 PM ^
I've been ready to watch a Michigan team dismantle OSU for so long. It has been too long since 2003. I'd love to be in the locker room for that pregame speech by Hoke.
November 15th, 2011 at 5:06 PM ^
I'll be honest, my esteem for Buckeye fans went up a wee, wee, very wee notch. That's some pretty clever despair on display.
November 15th, 2011 at 5:07 PM ^
"Special teams 3 points, defense 2, offense 0. All of you go big or go home motherfuckers on the OC hire, we sure as fuck went home didn't we?" -Texas fan
"All we need is a QB, some OL, a few WR, a DL, some LBs and six or seven good DBs and we'll be right there" -Auburn fan
"How do you have almost 400 yards of offense and only score 7 points? Dooley could do a cannonball in the middle of the Atlantic ocean and still come out bone dry" -Vols fan
"We're so fucking irrelevant that we lost to Purdue and I didn't see one single mention of it on ESPN" -:)
November 15th, 2011 at 5:19 PM ^
"Play Purdue and never even get the lead? That's the kind of stuff that's supposed to only happen in the Bible" - Buckeye fan
I scared my family when I laughed at this one.
November 15th, 2011 at 5:30 PM ^
The funny thing is that whenever Michigan loses it's a major story and when OSU loses nobody really notices.
November 15th, 2011 at 5:56 PM ^
the schadenfreude is soooooo palpable
November 15th, 2011 at 6:19 PM ^
Wouldn't our victory be so much sweeter if OSU was good this year, competing for a championship and ...
Who am I kidding? Feeling that despair from Columbus makes me smile so wide my wife thinks I am up to no good. I know it is Nebraska week and they are a legendary program, new to the conference, and it will be a great game. But I cannot help looking ahead just a bit to the date of reckoning.
November 15th, 2011 at 8:18 PM ^
It would be great to beat them at the top of their game. At this point, I just want to kick some ass.
November 15th, 2011 at 6:22 PM ^
I will not look past Nebraska...I will not look past Nebraska...I will not look past Nebraska...
November 15th, 2011 at 7:00 PM ^
I fell asleep in Nebraska. The good folks at Amtrak make sure that it is dark in both directions on the California Zephyr. I was awake when we arrived in Lincoln though and the stadium radiates out like a Mormon Temple or something.
November 15th, 2011 at 6:26 PM ^
"Fickell coaches like he's running for the French Secretary of Defense job"
Gold
November 15th, 2011 at 6:55 PM ^
Funniest thing this week. THANK YOU INTERNET, THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 15th, 2011 at 7:16 PM ^
Tenessee has a real need to wear those awful orange pants. Get some Depends and they can go back to white.
My son asked me why I was laughing so hard...and then I started reading the Ohio spleen and he thought I was going to have a heart attack. Great stuff. Let's have a good saturday vs. NEB and then [fingers crossed] it's time to take out 7 years of frustration on tsio.
November 15th, 2011 at 8:16 PM ^
''Hamilton ought to offer Franklin the head coaching job during pre-game warm-ups. Maybe he can get him to switch sides before kickoff''
That was one of the comments from the UT portion of this meltdown. How stupid are their fans??? Hamilton isn't even the AD anymore. The ignorance never seizes to amaze me here in the south.
November 16th, 2011 at 8:26 AM ^
I'd rather watch a marathon of Home Improvement than watch this team play for three hours
That's blind loyalty, Columbus style, right there...