WHAT IS THIS BULLSHIT!
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Michigan's Nike Pro-Combat Uniforms
May 3rd, 2012 at 2:10 PM
#302
WHAT IS THIS BULLSHIT!
May 3rd, 2012 at 2:16 PM
#303
Not sure if serious
And because some posters below sound actually serious, BHGP, an Iowa Blog, has been unveiling their (quite funny) B1G jersey mock ups. Click the link.
May 3rd, 2012 at 7:37 PM
#304
it's a joke, son
heh
May 3rd, 2012 at 2:11 PM
#305
My eyes! My eyes!
My eyes! My eyes!
May 3rd, 2012 at 2:11 PM
#306
Could be one of my top 5
Could be one of my top 5 internet pet peeves that these same stupid, ugly Pro Combat mock-ups get posted all over the place like they're actually legitimate. Enough already.
May 3rd, 2012 at 2:17 PM
#307
Is there really a single
Is there really a single person who would look at that and think those were legitimate jerseys Nike was designing?
May 3rd, 2012 at 4:54 PM
#308
I understand your rage
however I think it's misplaced here. I know the University and Nike have numerous resources at their disposal but I'm pretty sure adamantium isn't one of them.
Lighten up Francis!!!
May 3rd, 2012 at 4:57 PM
#309
One of MY top 5 internet pet peeves...
...is whatever combo of denseness and lack of sense of humor led to your post.
May 3rd, 2012 at 2:12 PM
#310
This will not end well
This will not end well.
May 3rd, 2012 at 2:13 PM
#311
I greatly preferred
I greatly preferred Indiana's.
May 3rd, 2012 at 2:21 PM
#312
Personally I like Iowa's with
Personally I like Iowa's with the boots although IU's helmet would be #1 no question.
May 3rd, 2012 at 2:25 PM
#313
I loved the name
I loved the name they came up with for the Iowa Boots.
"NIKE AIR ZOOM SHT-KKR CLEATS"
May 3rd, 2012 at 2:37 PM
#314
I think Tennessee has the best ones
May 3rd, 2012 at 2:25 PM
#315
That's because they were epic
Knight throwing a chair as the logo was awesome
May 3rd, 2012 at 2:13 PM
#316
That's horrible. Just
That's horrible. Just horrible.
May 3rd, 2012 at 2:17 PM
#317
It's supposed to be.
It's supposed to be.
May 3rd, 2012 at 4:54 PM
#318
Actually
It's Rich Cyclops-blasting Tate. Pretty nice detail if you ask me
May 3rd, 2012 at 2:14 PM
#319
It's all about those gloves
Robinson's innacurate you say? Well all receivers now have an extra 14" of reach and can stick the ball on a spike.
We're going to have the best freakin stiff-arms in the nation.
May 3rd, 2012 at 2:15 PM
#320
Wouldn't that be
Michigan's Marvel Pro-Combat Uniforms ?
May 3rd, 2012 at 2:50 PM
#321
Excelsior!
Excelsior!
May 3rd, 2012 at 2:18 PM
#322
I thought I hated Indiana's
I thought I hated Indiana's then I saw this, what is DB thinking? We're the Wolverines based on an animal, not some crappy comic for 12 year olds! I'm writing him an e-mail right now, this bullshit has to stop now! First the Arby's logo, then the ***KING HASTAGS on the field, then rock music, then the band, now he's messing with the uniforms!
May 3rd, 2012 at 2:24 PM
#323
**extended sigh**
**extended sigh**
May 3rd, 2012 at 4:55 PM
#324
(No subject)
May 3rd, 2012 at 4:55 PM
#325
Not sure is serious
But if you are, this is my favorite comment ever made on this board. You bring shame to the great name of Patrick Bateman.
You must be that dickhead Marcus Halberstram.
May 3rd, 2012 at 2:19 PM
#326
Now if we play the University
Now if we play the University of Ottawa Sabretooths, we are SO READY!
May 3rd, 2012 at 2:20 PM
#327
How much do you think Stan
How much do you think Stan Lee is paying Dave Brandon? Also, ammend in the contract, Stan Lee gets to make a cameo apperance during the 4th quarter as a place-holder from Pahokee.
May 3rd, 2012 at 7:38 PM
#328
Ha
Stan Lee didn't even show up in his own reality show for cameos. Anyone else miss those shows?
May 3rd, 2012 at 2:21 PM
#329
Everyone does know the OP didn't create this, BHGP did.
And it could be worse.
May 3rd, 2012 at 2:26 PM
#330
I don't know about you, but I
I don't know about you, but I love those Indiana helmets. I would definitely cheer for them in all non-Michigan game if they wore those.
May 3rd, 2012 at 3:35 PM
#331
Those Indiana helmets are
Those Indiana helmets are ingenious. And the Iowa unis are hilarious. Can't wait to see what this guy comes up with for Ohio - perhaps a tattoo-related theme? A wad of cash on the helmet?
May 3rd, 2012 at 4:15 PM
#332
I cringe when I think of what
I cringe when I think of what they might do for Penn State
May 3rd, 2012 at 2:22 PM
#333
Do people really think
Do people really think Michigan is going to dress their players up like Wolverine from xmen? It's a joke people. BUT if Michigan ever plays a game on Halloween, it would be pretty funny to come out during pregame warmups wearing something similar.
May 3rd, 2012 at 2:26 PM
#334
Claws, bitches
I totally have my game day outfit to go with these.
May 3rd, 2012 at 4:35 PM
#335
From The BHGP Site..
Urban Meyer's "reaction":
"When reached for comment, Ohio State head coach Urban Meyer expressed outrage at the new uniforms. "So, these Wolverines want to play rough?!?", Meyer said as he stalked angrily around his multimillion dollar football lair. - Urban "Magneto" Meyer
Actually, now that I think about it, I wonder if his first words to the team were in fact, "Welcome to the future."
As for the claws, we could always teach the defensive backfield to shred blocks from now on. Well played, BHGP, but you've done better. I will say, I really did like Indiana's - anything which commemorates Bobby Knight tirades is OK in my book.
May 3rd, 2012 at 2:37 PM
#336
I thought we had a contract
I thought we had a contract with Adidas! Heads are going to roll.
/s
May 3rd, 2012 at 3:22 PM
#337
Uh oh, Hank Hill has been angered by this breach of contract...
May 3rd, 2012 at 3:27 PM
#338
This is fake
This is fake
May 3rd, 2012 at 2:52 PM
#341
hmm
after seeing IU's, seems like he phoned it in here
May 3rd, 2012 at 10:19 PM
#342
Yeah this isn't really even
Yeah this isn't really even making fun of us at all. I was kind of hoping for more.
May 3rd, 2012 at 3:08 PM
#343
real or imaginary
KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!
May 3rd, 2012 at 4:20 PM
#344
Obligatory
May 3rd, 2012 at 6:21 PM
#345
Hammocks
This reminds me, I need to head down to the hammock district.
May 3rd, 2012 at 3:17 PM
#346
Nice Try
Nice try, but that's 21 so there should be a patch.
YOU CAN'T FOOL ME, BHGP!!
May 3rd, 2012 at 3:23 PM
#347
BHGP does good work and their
BHGP does good work and their pro combat uni special has been no exception.
May 3rd, 2012 at 3:28 PM
#348
That would never work. Those
That would never work. Those stripes on the side are definitely NOT traditional Michigan stripes.
May 3rd, 2012 at 3:52 PM
#349
hahaha
these are hilarious
May 3rd, 2012 at 3:55 PM
#350
We can't wear these because
We can't wear these because we aren't affiliated with Nike.
May 3rd, 2012 at 4:05 PM
#351
not
nice, not nice. Look so fugly that I gotta say it twice.
May 3rd, 2012 at 4:11 PM
#352
Why are people responding
Why are people responding seriously to this? Or am I missing something?
May 3rd, 2012 at 4:24 PM
#353
At least...
At least the helmets still have wings...the boots are epic.
May 3rd, 2012 at 5:14 PM
#354
"Our helmets have mutton
"Our helmets have mutton chops"
May 3rd, 2012 at 4:42 PM
#355
OMG I can't catch my breath
this is the funniest thing since the Sparties unis when they played us. I hope we are taking a good look at these because I have heard about some Addidas jinx or hex on teams wearing their (Addidas) uniforms so I have heard some fans wanting Nike back and I am ready to take on any jinx or hex or whatever X there might be. I will never sell my soul for Nike and will be ready to raise hell over Nike wanting to get back with the winners (Mich) whenever they try because when we win the MNC they'll be knockin on our door.
May 3rd, 2012 at 4:55 PM
#356
I am literally shocked
...at how many people are not getting the joke. This is Michigan, fergodsakes. Get a freaking sense of humor, people.
May 3rd, 2012 at 5:11 PM
#357
It's what a uniform would
It's what a uniform would look like if Hollywood street performers organized a team dedicated to MANBALL!
May 3rd, 2012 at 5:13 PM
#358
Unless they're injecting
Unless they're injecting adamantium into every single recruit after they sign their LOI this should never happen.
May 3rd, 2012 at 5:55 PM
#359
You have to understand that
You have to understand that when you post something like that the trolls come out to feed.
May 3rd, 2012 at 6:15 PM
#360
I found this on a Georgia blog
May 3rd, 2012 at 6:19 PM
#361
These threads make me want to punch my computer
May 3rd, 2012 at 9:22 PM
#362
I would love to watch this
I would love to watch this whole clip...
May 3rd, 2012 at 6:46 PM
#363
Terrible.
Terrible.
May 3rd, 2012 at 6:57 PM
#364
Agreed.
Why is Nike wasting their time with a team that has an Adidas account?
May 3rd, 2012 at 6:57 PM
#365
Coulda' been better
If they really wanted to have a laugh at UM expense, I would have either gone either with an auto-based uni (replace wings with cadilac fins ala 60's) or a wine-and-cheese theme. Helmet would be a wheel of brie, shoes would be wine bottles. Jersey would be a button-down oxford, maybe with a sports coat with patches on the elbows. Khakis for pants.
May 3rd, 2012 at 7:39 PM
#366
It's really amazing how many
It's really amazing how many people are missing the point on this. How do the boots and claws not give it away?
May 3rd, 2012 at 7:39 PM
#367
I'm actually
upset that I looked at this article. How stupid and what a waste of time.
May 3rd, 2012 at 7:43 PM
#368
I'm reminded of
May 3rd, 2012 at 8:38 PM
#369
DB doin work, #adamantium
DB doin work, #adamantium
May 3rd, 2012 at 9:19 PM
#370
Get The
EFF off my lawn!
May 4th, 2012 at 1:33 AM
#371
Not gonna lie....these would
Not gonna lie....these would be sweet....in a video game!
