Michigan vs. Utah [OPEN THREAD]

Way too easy.

In the two games against any formidable opponent (not including an inept appalachian state and the worst team in division 1 football) the offense has scored 3 points in 6 quarters. 3 points.

That looked easy for the Utes.

 

In the two games against any formidable opponent (not including an inept appalachian state and the worst team in division 1 football) the offense has scored 3 points in 6 quarters. 3 points.

Wow what a series of great offensive calls by Utah. Why not us?

We're in big trouble. 

. . . 

We are SOOO fucking good at football

Why do we have LBs on WR for coverage.

My bad nobody covered him.

Not the slop time I was going for

Too soon for fire hoke?

To my fucking liver

The defense played so well in the first half, and comes out with the ugliest sequence of the season.

and our d crumbles vs the no huddle spread again

What were people saying about how Mattison knows so much more than Hoke? Oh right...good stops on the opening drive.

Too easy.

 

           

Let's see what kind of adjutments the Michigan offense has made now. My guess: same old shit that doesn't work. 

Utah coaches can make adjustments. Maybe we should hire them.

Can we get a mulligan?

Great coaching adjustments by Utah. Wonder what that feels like?

About Saturdays in the fall now. Used to be my favorite time of year.

I wonder if we even make a bowl game this year

We Suck its official.

Looks like we know which staff won the halftime coaching battle.

Four more wins to bowl eligibility. Is it doable?

When we blitz on the edge, why do we run ourselves out of the play 10 yards behind the QB?  What good does that do?  Do you really think you are going to come back 10 yards and still get him?

To see our adjustments on offense!

Don't bother....they're here.

Time to switch focus to bowhunting. Thank God for bowhunting.

Maybe if I take a nap this will be all fixed by the time I wake up.

I'm very worried for recruits, hide em. This is serious.

Everybody settle the fuck down:

Remember, Michigan has the biggest stadium and the most wins in history!!!

Everybody sing.

The wheels on the bus are falling off falling off falling off...

Hey hey ho ho Brady Hoke has got to go!

I've watched a drive of this game, and I already feel like slaying an infant.

Shane needs to play, devin cant get it done anymore.

What crowd there is could be sparse by the end of the 3rd.

I started a second half thread

Let's see