Michigan vs. Northwestern (Open) Thread

Submitted by Mr. Yost on November 16th, 2013 at 3:26 PM

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Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.

....let's just start the "State of the Open Thread" off the right way.

November 16th, 2013 at 6:05 PM ^

Way to waste a TO Brady. If we don't get a TD here that's a huge waste.

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November 16th, 2013 at 6:05 PM ^

My God. No wonder we can't score with this goal to go playcalling.

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IPFW_Wolverines

November 16th, 2013 at 6:05 PM ^

Don't worry guys, Borges has a secret play just for this occasion. They needed a timeout to set it up.

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November 16th, 2013 at 6:07 PM ^

Vincent Smith halfback pass. BK Finest it.

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November 16th, 2013 at 6:05 PM ^

The best part of this timeout is knowing there is absolutely NO WAY they're going to come up with a good play.

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November 16th, 2013 at 6:09 PM ^

you were saying?

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November 16th, 2013 at 6:06 PM ^

That TO better be to get Morris ready the way this series has gone.

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November 16th, 2013 at 6:06 PM ^

Ally Oop for Funchess. Hope for a catch or a PI.

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November 16th, 2013 at 6:07 PM ^

This.

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November 16th, 2013 at 6:07 PM ^

It always looks like our O linemen are standing around watching the other team making the play. It looks like they just quit.

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November 16th, 2013 at 6:07 PM ^

QB draw

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November 16th, 2013 at 6:07 PM ^

Fire this ASSHOLE now.

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intransitive verb

1

: to generate pus

2

3

a : to cause increasing poisoning, irritation, or bitterness : rankle <dissent festered unchecked>

b : to undergo or exist in a state of progressive deterioration <allowed slums to fester>

transitive verb

: to make inflamed or corrupt

Examples of FESTER

His wounds festered for days before he got medical attention.
His feelings of resentment have festered for years.
We should deal with these problems now instead of allowing them to fester.

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November 16th, 2013 at 6:08 PM ^

Can we please take 98 off Gardner?

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November 16th, 2013 at 6:08 PM ^

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WolverineFanatic6

November 16th, 2013 at 6:08 PM ^

Really? A play action....

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November 16th, 2013 at 6:08 PM ^

Is ANYONE surprised?

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November 16th, 2013 at 6:08 PM ^

1 TD in 11 plus quarters.

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November 16th, 2013 at 6:08 PM ^

I almost posted we were gonna call playaction but even I didn't believe it would actually happen

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November 16th, 2013 at 6:08 PM ^

Al needed timeout to call another play action? Serious?

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November 16th, 2013 at 6:08 PM ^

Said that play didn't look good before the snap

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November 16th, 2013 at 6:08 PM ^

So that's one of Al's go to plays? After a TO lol

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November 16th, 2013 at 6:09 PM ^

1 TD in 11 plus quarters...that's shit-tastic folks.

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November 16th, 2013 at 6:09 PM ^

A fucking 5'8 receiver. Fire hoke, Borges, everyone. Good night America.

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November 16th, 2013 at 6:11 PM ^

You think one of the 6'5" TE types would have been a better choice?

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November 16th, 2013 at 6:09 PM ^

Hahaha playaction was the call? I'm definitely on the fire Borges bus.

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November 16th, 2013 at 6:10 PM ^

Just wasted a timeout. I have absolutely no faith that our coaches know what they're doing.

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November 16th, 2013 at 6:10 PM ^

And always takes the under.

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November 16th, 2013 at 6:10 PM ^

Stick with it Borges, the next 2nd/3rd and long they won't be expecting playaction! You will catch them one of these times.

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November 16th, 2013 at 6:10 PM ^

Fucking team out and make this douche bags defense cover the whole field. Can Dave stop the bus before it gets to AA and tell Al to Gtf out.?

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November 16th, 2013 at 6:10 PM ^

a) the chimp who predicts playoffs for the NHL

or

b) the octopus who predicts world cup soccer.

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November 16th, 2013 at 6:11 PM ^

About the octopus yesterday. Apparently he died. RIP

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November 16th, 2013 at 6:13 PM ^

at least he wouldn't pick play action on 3rd and long out of the I.

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November 16th, 2013 at 6:13 PM ^

We name him Chimp Kelly.

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November 16th, 2013 at 6:11 PM ^

Maybe we can tell Borges that TD actually stands for "Taco Dinner." Every one we score he gets a "Taco Dinner." It's worth a try.

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November 16th, 2013 at 6:11 PM ^

We are getting worse every fucking week.

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November 16th, 2013 at 6:11 PM ^

FAIL, FAIL, FAIL, FAIL FAIL! Does anyone on the Michigan Offense know where the end zone is anymore?

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November 16th, 2013 at 6:14 PM ^

It seemed like they were facing the right direction.

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November 16th, 2013 at 6:11 PM ^

Press question to Brady after the game:

Only 1 TD in the last 11 quarters. Do you still like the play calling?

Brady: "I thought we did some nice things. We needed to execute a little better a couple of times. Bottom line is we've got to execute better. As far as the play calling is concerned I thought it was fine".

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November 16th, 2013 at 6:12 PM ^

You forgot the "wellllllll..."

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November 16th, 2013 at 6:13 PM ^

Hahaha. Good point.

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November 16th, 2013 at 6:14 PM ^

We just didn't execute

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November 16th, 2013 at 6:11 PM ^

"This team is awful" - My girlfriend who knows zero about football. Anyone know where I can get DB's shirt though?

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November 16th, 2013 at 6:13 PM ^

that DG's not a good QB? Those blaming Borges or anyone else are clueless. Dude couldn't lead his team 10 yards.

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November 16th, 2013 at 6:14 PM ^

a) who else was on a route

b) if Devin threw it away because he felt Jeremy was covered

c) WHERE WAS FUNCHESS???

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November 16th, 2013 at 6:11 PM ^

Fuck Al Borges. I've not ever seen such incompetent play calling. Ever. Anywhere.

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November 16th, 2013 at 6:11 PM ^

was fates way off telling us AB couldn't spell CAT if we gave him the C and a T...

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November 16th, 2013 at 6:12 PM ^

We may very well be the most defensable team in the BCS.

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November 16th, 2013 at 6:13 PM ^

Time to play Morris or Cleary, Gardner can't make a play even when he has blocking. Terrible throws all day. I know it won't happen, but it should. Other than Lewan, play the underclassmen and get them experience.

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November 16th, 2013 at 6:13 PM ^

Remember when Devin Gardner was a 5-star recruit?

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November 16th, 2013 at 6:13 PM ^

No.

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