Unfortunately it's more a preview of the team rather than a review of our utter domination of Nebraska. Still, a good read.
http://www.the-ozone.net/football/2011/Michigan/michganMonday.html
so much for that
Michigan Monday is up
November 21st, 2011 at 10:30 PM
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Michigan Monday is up
November 21st, 2011 at 10:35 PM | 
Big deal...it's like 2-3 nice
Big deal...it's like 2-3 nice
November 21st, 2011 at 10:36 PM |
Hmm, not really.
Hmm, not really.
He downgrades UM at almost every position. His evaluation of Kovacs in particular is absurd. Kovacs has had an All BIg Ten season, but all he can muster is that he is not a liability. Yeah, okay.
"The Ruhr will not be subjected to a single bomb. If an enemy bomber reaches the Ruhr, my name is not Hermann Göring: you can call me Urban Meyer!"
November 21st, 2011 at 10:37 PM |
You can read that and even
You can read that and even
You can read that and even see in his words as much as he tried to bring up the past that he knows what is coming this weekend.
Try to say we get nullified on the pass rush well that is because we keep our lanes and dont over pursue giving up long runs from mobile QB's.
One thing he forgets to realize is that yes earlier in the year Denard was bad. Since the Iowa game Denard while still is slightly behind his WR's he has been much better in getting himself square and putting the ball in much better spots.
It's gonna be a war but I like us better in the Trenches and in this game that is all that matters. You win the trenches you win this game.
November 21st, 2011 at 10:42 PM |
No Mike Martin? WTF
No Mike Martin? WTF
Only a single passing mention of Mike Martin? Did he even watch the NEB game? Martin will eat Brewster alive. There is twice as much space talking up Countess. Not taking anything away from Countess ... he will be an all conference player in a year or two. Mike Martin is a monster right now.
Hold me closer tiny dancer!
Phi Delta Theta
November 21st, 2011 at 10:43 PM |
When I opened the link it
When I opened the link it
When I opened the link it seemed like I got a virus, did this happen to anyone else? I closed the window as quickly as I could and then immediately got under my desk and unplugged the computer. The window looked like it was installing something, and it took me at least 10-15 seconds to get under my desk to unplug the machine, did the virus install?
NO Music, Concerts, Ads, "Playing Dress-Up", Night Games, 3:30 Games, Neutral Site Games, And No MASCOTS
November 21st, 2011 at 10:47 PM |
Read it...
Read it...
November 22nd, 2011 at 1:00 AM |
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Got a quarter?
November 21st, 2011 at 11:08 PM |
Some things I find funny..
Some things I find funny..
"Robinson will fumble and he will throw interceptions"
Could be wrong but i can only remember the one game where he had a problem holding the ball (cant remember the game, i know fail on my part but i remember he had 2 fumbles that game). The interception remark cant really be argued. Am I forgetting a ton of fumbles?
"When your team is winning, be ready to be tough, because winning can make you soft. On the other hand, when your team is losing, stick by them. Keep believing."
-Bo
November 21st, 2011 at 11:26 PM |
Ive read every Michigan
Ive read every Michigan
Ive read every Michigan Monday and that guy is just some dumb fan who never impresses with his attempts at insight. This one was probably his worst of all efforts.
November 22nd, 2011 at 12:07 AM |
In fairness, who among us is
In fairness, who among us is
In fairness, who among us is an objective voice of reason during Michigan's games? Not I.
November 22nd, 2011 at 2:03 AM |
What do you expect? Quoting from "Roll Tide/War Eagle", he's got too much Buckeye in him. I hope we beat them by 40.
November 21st, 2011 at 11:42 PM |
Is it me...
Is it me...
or does he sound depressed? Like he couldn't even get up for this, because his precious Buckeyes are down, and so is he, and he didn't want to discuss our game with Nebraska cause it's all too depressing? I take this as a good sign--Michigan Monday sees what's coming, as is averting its eyes.
"Mattison must break you. Jake Ryan is his tool."
November 22nd, 2011 at 12:13 AM |
Yeah
Yeah
This is his only alternative. I mean, what do you expect him to say?
"Screw it. We're going to get raped with a nail-studded broomstick."? Not so much.
"This is the EMU game, not the emo game."
November 21st, 2011 at 11:57 PM |
"Jeremy Gallon continues to
"Jeremy Gallon continues to
"Jeremy Gallon continues to be solid as a punt returner, but he is way overdue for a very muffy day."
He is also due to take one to the house.
M'Dog
November 22nd, 2011 at 12:14 AM |
For that matter
For that matter
Toussaint is due to both get held to 20 yards and break 200.
Denard is due to throw 5 TD's with no INTs and vice-versa.
Mike Martin is due to break both the center and the backup in half and... wait. No and. That's happening.
"This is the EMU game, not the emo game."
November 22nd, 2011 at 12:34 AM |
You forgot about Lewan
You forgot about Lewan
You forgot about Lewan latching on to some poor DE and riding that donkey halfway to Fingerle Lumber.
November 22nd, 2011 at 12:41 AM |
Toussaint had 25 yards on 14
Toussaint had 25 yards on 14
Toussaint had 25 yards on 14 carries against NW.
I'm saying that counts as being held to 20 yards, so 200 it is.
November 22nd, 2011 at 12:53 AM |
I said BREAK 200
I said BREAK 200
I'm expecting 37 carries for 313 yards.
"Alright, you primitive screwheads! Listen up! THIS is my boomstick!"
"It's a 200 lbs, 5-10 Running Back. Michigan's top of the line. You can find this in Schembechler Hall. This baby was made in Youngstown, OH. Runs about a 4.5 40. It's got game-changing speed and makes fantastic cuts. Go Blue. Go M Blue. EVERYBODY GOT THAT?!?"
"This is the EMU game, not the emo game."
November 22nd, 2011 at 1:00 AM |
Very nice, love the Bruce Campbell reference. Classic movie.
November 22nd, 2011 at 12:38 AM |
So Michigan Monday is too
So Michigan Monday is too
So Michigan Monday is too painful for Gerdeman to actually write this week. I smell blood in the water.
November 22nd, 2011 at 2:16 AM |
That feature has been worthless ever since Gerdeman
That feature has been worthless ever since Gerdeman
started writing it.
Anyone who still thinks that is a "good read" is probably suffering from battered Wolverine syndrome.
Go Blue
November 22nd, 2011 at 12:00 PM |
I disagree. Sure, he takes a
I disagree. Sure, he takes a
I disagree. Sure, he takes a couple of shots here and there, but that's to be expected - he is a buckeye and he does have an audience to write to. Besides that though, he is usally pretty balanced. This week's writeup, however, was not up to recent standard. Take that in a good way, he can see what is coming and is a little bitter about it. I would be too if the situation was reversed.
Big deal...it's like 2-3 nice words about everything overshadowed by 5-6 negative words. Fuck the stupid O-Zone or whatever the hell its called. BEAT THE BUCKS!
Sincerely,
Cpt. Ass-Hat