Last week________ beat Michigan twice in a row for the first time since 201 BC.
__________got their first win against a FBS team last week at home against Michigan.
__________is the only MAC team to ever beat Michigan.
Today___________beat Michigan at the Big House for the first time since 1966.
Today, Michigan's defense _________ed the bed for the umteenth time since September 2008.
__________has won one road game in the Big Ten in his coaching tenure.
__________has won 3 Big Ten games in his tenure.
Zoltan Mesko will______ a sorority girl tonight.
This is meant to be sarcastic much more than negative so don't bang me too hard. I am just sick of hearing each week about another long-standing record that has fallen. I am trying to cope with rebuilding and just wish I could go one week without hearing the words "for the first time since 1956", "for the first time in Big House history", the most yards given up by a Michigan defense since 1965", "the worst loss in Big House history", etc, etc, etc, etc.