but what we make.
Michigan Hockey NCAA Tourney vs. Miami Open Thread
Wow, this thread blew away the previously most commented thread. Almost 200 more comments now
How can it NOT grow?
Jimmy Johnson said.
I just wanted to post and be a part of this epic thread. Nice work guys and gals!
that the 'debt relief hotline' is just another group looking to scam some money off of stupid people.
O LET'S DO IT
How the hell was the BC-Yale game 9-7? Did they play without goalies?
Imagine if all 12 defensemen were Llewellyn.
A BC player scored short handed from his own zone.
BC scored a short-handed goal shooting the puck 10 feet deep in their own zone. Needless to say the Yale keeper got pulled soon after that.
Did ESPN assign the same shirt to both announcers or what?
It's a real good-looking shirt. You have to be real sure-handed when you pick out a shirt like that, especially when it comes from Texas, which is usually known for its football players. I bet Rico Blase has a SHIRT LIKE THAT!
Thank you for Justin TV. My bar closed at 10pm and I don't have ESPNu at home, so it's the smaller pic but at least it's live. How many of you are on Justin vs. TV? (Just filling the void til OT starts).
no ESPNU and game is not on 360.
"How do I know who to trust?" ...as the pregnant woman rubs her belly.
And how sad is it that the only person I have to look for at the game is someone I've never met?
he's kind of like Jesus's cool kid brother with the same ability to be everywhere and provide peace to all.
Why would I ever run a background check on myself? Shouldn't I know what's on there?
I was thinking the same thing. Not the strongest selling point.
when Hagelin nets the GW, I don't want him to cry and electrocute himself.
The possibilities are endless. Starting on a few of the neighbors tomorrow.
Now the real game begins.......
LET'S GO BLUE!
I'm thinking about picking up one of those EmeryCats.
It has an arched design!
Thats the exact same thing we got called for earlier.
now they put the whistles away
yes. no. shit.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
Oh for the love of God Refs!
Quick whistle me thinks!!!!!! Total BS
Fuck you refs!!!!!!!!! Early whistle assholes
Why the quick whistle?!?! That should be the game
ARE YOU KIDDING ME HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO SCORE GOALS THAT ARE TAKEN AWAY FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
Bullshit whistle negates a goal, but a penalty is coming
FUCK YOU FUCKING OFFFICIALS
give me a fucking break!
Huge blow by the idiot refs
jesus i don't even watch that much hockey but FUCK
THE FUCKING WHISTLE
That's exactly how Miami scored earlier
Jesus fucking christ
I thought that only happened to the wings
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
THAT IS FUCKING BULLSHIT
Now this is a screw job if I've ever seen one.
Come on overturn it!
The puck left his stick before the whistle blew!
I HATE YOU REFS!!
No way they award this goal unless they feel we deserve it and decide to break the rules.
GOD DAMNIT!!!!!!!! ARE. YOU. SERIOUS?!
but we lose on this one...
if we lose this goddamn game....
IS A GOAL
Dong Punch #1
this thread went plaid.
but it won't. The ref can always do the "I intended to whistle before he shot" line.
Let's go boys - get this right!!
The story of Michigan hockey....
FUCK YOU REF! Go to hell
That was the worst whistle since the last time Shegos was on the ice.
Also I hope the NCAA reviews the rules and determines that the whistle doesn't matter in a situation like that... Seriously.
What a fucking joke. Where do they find these guys?
I lost my visual while still hearing the audio!!!! And my browser crashed! Because of those refs!!!
We are going to get SCREWED out of this game by the refs.
FUUUUUUCK this thats such a damn goal thats such bullshit thats a loose fucking puck.
Someone should shove a damn puck up that refs ass
I will mail you glasses -
to shove up your ass
I want to rip that ref's nuts off
Ok Michigan, make that not matter by scoring here. FINISH THEM
With the reaction of the goalie, who obviously knows he doesn't have control of the puck, why is the fucking ref with the worst view possible blow the whistle? FUCK THAT SHIT.
Of the legitimacy of this game crashing...
to extend the longest thread ever even more, but there is NO good outcome from this whistle shenanigan. Terrible injustice, or a really anti-climactic ending to a crazy game.
Oh, we're going with terrible injustice. Sweet.
IF WE LOSE ITS BECAUSE OF THAT
But I hope the boys put it behind 'em quick and get a PP goal to end this thing.
They put the biscuit in the basket once. They can do it again.
Power play. End it.
Holy fucking shit fucks refs! We're getting screwed more than teams that play MSU in bball.
What are these clowns doing?
Put them down. This is it.
the officials can't be trusted to make those calls. We have TV replays after all.
i think the refs are actually watching basketball updates over there...
Garbage call. Come on refs.
Take a look at where the ref was. All the way in the corner skating away from the net
Holy. Shit. Pounding. Heart. MUST WIN GAME.
This is an unbelievable screw job. Are we playing Duke and nobody told us?
On a good note, Lynch is a puck-hawk. He has a good knack for being in the right spot
does this shit always happen or what??! how the fuck did they let the 2nd Miami goal go...
They're morons here.
What a shame... what a shame
we just broke the internet...
break a series of tubes.
That was a Goal!
well, that was fun
But really, didn't this happen to the wings last year too. Damn you! Damn you all to hell!
This is down right brutal
I hate that word.
I'm switching from this sweet, sweet Cherry Wheat to paint thinner.
Everybody want to chip in 5 bucks for LASIK for these idiots?
Hockey is srs bizzness.
Need to control the puck! Keep Pounding it at the net.
I think my chair is now brown. good god.
That is the most enfuriating rule in hockey. We have replay for a reason. The same way refs in football hesitate whistling a fumble to err on the side of caution, hockey refs should do the same.
These refs are absolutly deciding this game. that whistle was absolute bullshit and there is no way this game should still be going on. Fuck these motherfuckers.
Terrible power play, time to work on that the next two weeks, assuming we're still playing
Who's on the PP - let's go BLUE!
Now we have to beat these guys THREE times in nine days!
So if the refs can say, "I intended to blow the whistle" and it's just as good as if they actually did, then why the fuck can't they say, "I shouldn't have blown the whistle" and have an awful shit call undone??
Knapp would have OBVIOUSLY stopped that puck from going in. But since he heard the whistle he stopped playing.
this game should be over by now! wtf!
Our powerplay is horrendous.
Why is it that Michigan is always the one who gets screwed on calls like that?
We look so exhausted
NO PP shots - come on boys, you can do this!!!!
What's the most infuriating is that Miami's second goal came directly because of a late whistle.
michigan's powerplay tonight has been pretty bad so far, frustrating
Shots in OT: Michigan 4 Miami 2. Goals in OT: Michigan 1 Miami 0
Who has more in the tank?
I keep telling myself this is all karma adding up.
this is just ridiculous. I've never seen such terrible calls in my life
No holding? Awesome.
And a three on one is broken up by holding the stick.
are the worst refs - ever
"Looked like they clearly had the stick" Even the broadcasters can see this shit
Love that shitty ice...
Thanks for the trip ice gnome.
Hahaha that guy just fell over...
Surprised we didn't get a penalty for it!
what a stud - great stop
Sniper got him
I have to watch. I can't watch. I have to watch. I can't watch.
So, basically, Michigan has to win this game 4-2 now. Fucking lame.
Good news -- I had time to get beer and get back!
Bad news -- I missed the goal that was apparently waved off.
That means you didn't have enough time.
even want to watch anymore. I just want to know the ending and get it over with (again)! The suspense is killing me.
Rico Blase, take another drink fellas.
AND THAT'S WHY I CAN'T STAND THE COMPOSITE STICKS!
Is the goalie as fatigued (mentally) during OT as the other players? It seems like the goalies would still be in their zone, but others say they're tired too?!?
I'd moreso -- any defensive lapse on their part is the end of the game, essentially.
There was a Rico! DRINK!
Self-awareness, here we come!
just get the refs to call a respectable game that would be great
Hunwick has had the most outstanding playoff, no matter what happens.
If the refs give this game to miami I'm gonna fucking send them a check to go back to reffing school and learn the damn rules....
obama can send them to the damn eye doctor.
also, Rico Blase.
What happened in the finals last year?
Miami up 2 with 1:30 left, let in 2 goals and lose in overtime
I couldn't have hoped for a quicker or more succinct response, but I should have mentioned that I've been watching since the 2nd period and thus I feel like I have been informed of that outcome 60 or 70 times. I guess there are more annoying things that they could repeat.
With a couple minutes remaining. BU scored twice, the tie goal with about 30 seconds left. Then BU scored on a strange deflection that popped up in the air and over the Miami goalie's left shoulder.
It seems like it has been forever since a goal...oh wait nevermind.
My fucking heart can't take this.
Glad to see Michigan getting some quality chances at least.
Comeon Hagelin Bork Bork.
wow I really thought that was it
Are you kidding me?
Get it!? Because he tripped and fell! He has such a way with words!
you guys like how the ref was right on top of that play in the crease that time?
Just aim three inches to the right, Carl!
When I screamed at the tv during that scoring opportunity.
Im Pissed. I should already be in bed with a smile on my face.
This. My EECS HW is not doing itself...let's get this over with!
Rather than have Miami end it quick.
(And yes, I know you don't want that either).
what she said.
Slower whistles all of a sudden.
Someone get Porter a Lynch jersey
Better than the football team
You can play with my organ...
FUCK I THOUGHT THAT WENT IN
What else can we go through?
Holy mother of God
jhnfvhejrhgehirnfvwjdncjnefjvnerj DAMNIT. I can't take this! ahhhh
THE NET IS YOUR HOME! ARE YOU TOO GOOD FOR YOUR HOOOOOOOOME?!
Dong punch #2.
That goal can't be regulation size
Goal post! My heart can't take this.
Screw momentum, I want a win.
HIT THE PIPE!!!! HIT THE PIPE!!!
Fuck these announcers
fuck the refs
lets get one boys
clank... followed by my heart making a thud
Off the pipe!
Come on!!! Off the Pipe!!!
The post giveth and the post taketh.
Michigan hating God is laughing in our collective faces now.
Yeah, don't try to keep it in their zone or anything.
I am never going to get to sleep tonight.
Good thing I'm pissed at work and don't care if I do a good job.
I miss the emery cat.
I keep missing the number to get my IRS debt lowered
Why did the stupid post have to be in the way?!?!?!
This is ridiculous
Shithead McFuckstick and Douchenozzle O'cocksucker.
Weren't they on Sourh Park this week?
What the fuck was that?
Of course that's not a penalty, his head is still on.
Thank god it didn't come off -- we'd probably have gotten called for "unsportsmanlike conduct."
And now he doesn't blow a whistle....
REF YOU SUCK
water = wet
but I am really nervous now because I have watched about 892798234 hockey games where one team dominates the puck and gets all the chances just to see the other team score some bullshit goal and win.
And the refs continue to blow it.
really? nothing? i dont know why im surprised at this point but i am.
And Brown gets assaulted and no call. Fantastic officiating.
Oh, so now nothing is going to be called?
Where's the penalty?????
Wierd why are they sill playing Michigan won 3-1
That's what I heard
But really, what are these refs watching?!?
The refs are swallowing their whistles now. Come on.
How the fuck was that not a penalty?
For those without visual, Michigan is absolutely carrying play. Miami hasn't had a quality chance in 10 minutes
Honestly i think it was a dive.
There isn't much more you can ask from Haglin...
WHAT. THE. FUCK.
How many opportunities are we gonna miss?
c'mon guys you can do this
Fuck you angry Michigan hockey hating god. fuck you and everything you've done to my soul
Keep playing until someone scores. No shootouts in the tournament.
Games like this are the reason I hate watching overtime. It's almost too much- I couldn't even watch the Xavier-Kansas State basketball game a couple days ago, and I could give a crap about Xavier and Kansas State....
My heart is beating so loudly I swear its sitting next to me.
Come on Louie, make a play.
Louie took one for the team there. Selfless.
Hey, the refs aren't THAT bad. They could be worse right????
I GIVE UP!
How can we not fucking score????
For as gassed as they looked the last half of the 3rd period Michigan has just dominated OT.
Get it up, AJ!
That's what she said. I mean wait. Nevermind.
That's what she said
SHOOT IT WHERE THE GOALIE ISN'T!!
in the right direction...
I'm happy to see the energy still going in this thread. Keep up the momentum boys.
I beg to differ.
I'm in the office and I've refreshed my box score browser 1,000 times already! I can't imagine how stressful this must be for those of you (lucky?) enough to be watching!
Please just score. We are dominating now, please just finish it!
gotta' break through on him!!
50 saves, are you kidding me?!?
Off of 53 shots.
There is a God and he is very very very angry at us...
Miami is just doing whatever they can to get out of this period.
made the trip, sounds great
stop showing the replays of the goal they didn't count!!!! I'm sick of it....
Wow we should've scored 3 times in overtime (I know that's not possible, but still)
Just saw what Brian will look like in 20 years
At what point do we break the Mgoboard?
HOLY CRAP THAT ONE DUDE JUST LOOKED LIKE BRIAN COOK RIGHT NOW
Was Brian just on TV?
I want to know what Red told these kids after the 3rd Period. I have a feeling he sacrificed a GA to something...
I believe we might have had a fearless leader sighting.
Yeah we did. Hail Hail and lets finish this up strong
No way still has all of his hair left after this game
Was it the person who was nervously twitching his leg up and down?
the refs should be greeted at home by a quality dong punch.
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
I can't even see straight right now.
Why the fuck is this game still going on?
I love Langlais with the old-school Itech full shield.
Man, I keep forgetting what our disallowed goal looked like. If only there was some way we could keep seeing it over and over.
I think my heart stopped working...
Take a drink.
Why the Timeout now... is Miami tired?
And I need a shower.
We so have to win this game. This is just absurd.
I'm gonna puke
I can literally feel the universe setting us up.
Screw the players. I'm exhausted!
I can finally breathe again, I think. I hope.
TV guy keeps saying "Overtime 1". It's scripted, it IS a conspiracy!
Coming up in your first overtime intermission, we will show you how you can lower your credit card debt!
talk about a polar opposita of the first 60 minutes.
Except for when the puck was loose in the crease.
You can sleep when you're dead