is there such a thing as an etsy genuis? if so, this is it.
2OT?????????? How the fuck am I supposed to watch?
Eyes on the screen, pants on the ground.
Also, consider an oxygen mask. I find myself blacking out from not breathing.
Who has the stronger legs/lungs??
OOOOHHH MYYYYY GOOODDDDDDDD
Getting...... Tired..... Don't.... Know..... How.... Much.... More.....
You are not a human being.
miami doesn't deserve the break
I hope the players put that crap behind them cuz I sure as hell haven't
Announcers are cramping up??????
is a bitch like that.
We have done it. The thread is now self-aware. It just suggested three synonyms for thread.
Over 1,000 posts... we are through the looking glass people.
I'm running low on bourbon!!
After all this, it needs to end in our favor.
College? In pajamas? For reals?
I need a drink or six.
I'm gonna throw up if I have to see the replay of that goal again... how the hell do you call that off. Effing bullshit. Still. Gotta pull this off.
Thread has reached self sufficient status
Time for another six-pack of Bud!!!
This is exhausting - can only imagine how the players feel
Wow, over 1000 posts. Anyone know what the record is?
This is the record.
You're looking at it, pal.
fuck it. i'm watching.
If the next commercial is for Emery Kitty we score within 2 minutes of OT 2
I don't know what's worse, the officiating or these announcers. I like how a slash to the knee equals a player blowing a tire or someone being checked to the ice "losing an edge." If we lose Red is going to kill a zebra...
What the fuck was the 2nd stoppage for after the goal? A re-review? No volume here.
Where the faceoff was going to be located, as in who it went off of
Deflection review good sir. Trying to see where to drop the puck.
They were seeing where to place the faceoff because the Miami put the puck out of play. Needed to make sure it didn't glance off a Wolverine.
I don't see a move forward button.... NOOOO!!!!! Much like those nanobots in that episode of Star Trek TNG, the thread chose to kill itself than be used for nefarious purposes.
I picked a bad day to stop sniffing glue.
I was totally about to make that reference once I got to the bottom of the page, too...
Beat me to it.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines
For the first time in the history of the internet, a thread has reached 1,000 posts without someone mentioning Hitler.
center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop". 1038 and boom hitler'd
It's Michigan time in the second OT....
I don't think that is a number that you really want to know...
Not as many as I think we had called back last year, but mighty close and they've been WAY more important this year.
I might puke, and I haven't thrown up in five years. Anyone beat that?
Do soldering irons belong in my pupil? If not, that might win.
My wife was hoping I could pay her a visit upstairs as soon as the game got over. I'm about to crush my fifth beer since the start of OT so that's not happening.
I'll get that for you.
That was a terrible way to loose, and I, too want to vomit.
Compounded by the fact that I am still hung over from turning 21 24 hrs ago and had no thai sweet and spicy chicken not too long ago, my stomach is in knots. Punched in the gut my mich sports yet again, but I still have faith.
Congrats to the hockey team they battled through a lot and still had a great season.
Amazing that the record is on Michigan Hockey. Way to go MGOBLOG community!!!!
I'm starting to come down from my beer buzz. Time for the game to end.