needs moar usage
Michigan Hating God
March 12th, 2010 at 3:21 PM | 
I swerved to get them too,
I swerved to get them too,
March 12th, 2010 at 3:16 PM |
Dear Everyone
Dear Everyone
Watch and be comforted: http://trololololololololololo.com/
March 12th, 2010 at 3:17 PM |
At least
At least
Kentucky is struggling with Calipari and his non god-like ways.
Oh wait.
"... never forget that Ohio is still a four-letter word."
-Bob Ufer
March 12th, 2010 at 3:18 PM |
If I had the unholy power
If I had the unholy power
If I had the unholy power that certain Michigan hating deities do I would not hesitate to destroy the city of Columbus right now. And every Buckeye fan everywhere. And maybe just end the universe while I'm at it, because I'm sure EVEN THAT would not assuage this year's pain enough.
March 12th, 2010 at 3:26 PM |
I think there was a Star Trek episode on that theme
I think there was a Star Trek episode on that theme
it did not end well.
"So I come out of Ohio Stadium after we beat the Buckeyes, and right there on the hood of my friend's car, some one took a dump, in the shape of an 'O'. no shit. Oh, sorry, bad pun."
March 12th, 2010 at 3:19 PM |
Well I guess the good news
Well I guess the good news
is that winning this game still would not have resulted in a NIT or NCAA tourney birth. No guarantee we win the next game, let alone the one after that.
March 12th, 2010 at 3:22 PM |
Better news
Better news
Spring practice starts Monday!
March 12th, 2010 at 3:25 PM |
Wake me up in 35 days.
Wake me up in 35 days.
35 days til Spring Game.
You'll be better and you'll be smarter and more grown-up and a better daughter. . .
March 12th, 2010 at 3:22 PM |
It would have resulted in
It would have resulted in
It would have resulted in Beating Ohio Fuckin' State, which is at least as good as an NIT berth.
"We've beaten Michigan the last four years. So where's the threat?"
- Mark Dantonio
Blogging the Virginia Cavaliers at http://fromoldvirginia.blogspot.com/<
March 12th, 2010 at 3:21 PM |
New Plan
New Plan
Sometime before football season we need to sacrafice something to this God to satisfy him for the year.
March 12th, 2010 at 3:24 PM |
Case of wine coolers?
Case of wine coolers?
Even if it doesn't work, we get to see Tressel cry when all that Bartles & Jaymes goes to waste.
It is spelled HOKEAMANIA. Our coach is an ass-kicking American citizen, not one of the Beatles, for Christ's sake!
March 12th, 2010 at 3:26 PM |
Thank god we aren't a television show
Thank god we aren't a television show
* Shit
* Piss
* Fuck
* Cunt
* Cocksucker
* Motherfucker
* Tits
At least the tits part makes me smile
“I am going to treat you all the same. Like Dogs.” - Bo Schembechler
March 12th, 2010 at 3:30 PM |
You forgot
You forgot
*Fart
*Turd
*Twat
http://www.metrolyrics.com/shit-piss-fuck-lyrics-blink-182.html
I knew I had heard that same combination of words before.
March 12th, 2010 at 3:36 PM |
I prefer: Fuck, shit, cock,
I prefer: Fuck, shit, cock,
I prefer: Fuck, shit, cock, ass, titties, boner, bitch, muff, pussy, cunt, butthole, Barbra Streisand!
"We've beaten Michigan the last four years. So where's the threat?"
- Mark Dantonio
Blogging the Virginia Cavaliers at http://fromoldvirginia.blogspot.com/<
March 12th, 2010 at 3:49 PM |
I;m glad someone had made the effort to be the
I;m glad someone had made the effort to be the
Ohio State of MGOBLOG. Everyone needs a bitch
“I am going to treat you all the same. Like Dogs.” - Bo Schembechler
March 12th, 2010 at 3:54 PM |
Are you trying to get back to
Are you trying to get back to
Are you trying to get back to -99999 now?
No tears if hockey doesn't go well later, buddy...
"I love him, he's a great coach, he's a great mentor, he's a great friend. He's every single thing you want a college coach to be, and he does it flawlessly." -David Molk
March 12th, 2010 at 4:12 PM |
The better question is
The better question is
If you don't even care about Michigan Athletics, why are you even on here?
"I love him, he's a great coach, he's a great mentor, he's a great friend. He's every single thing you want a college coach to be, and he does it flawlessly." -David Molk
March 12th, 2010 at 4:18 PM |
I'm the idiot
I'm the idiot
But you're the one who doesn't think basketball is part of U-M Athletics. If you don't care about the basketball team, you obviously DON'T care about U-M Athletics. You may like one team. Or none, since you don't get emotionally attached to a game. That's what Athletics are, you know?
If you don't care, what the fuck are you doing here on a Michigan Sports Blog? I mean, you don't care about it, you're have no emotional attachment (that's caring, duh), is there a point?
"I love him, he's a great coach, he's a great mentor, he's a great friend. He's every single thing you want a college coach to be, and he does it flawlessly." -David Molk
March 12th, 2010 at 4:25 PM |
Waaaaaahhhh!
Waaaaaahhhh!
Nobody came to my rowing matches/games/contests/races. Waaaaahhhhhhh!
It is spelled HOKEAMANIA. Our coach is an ass-kicking American citizen, not one of the Beatles, for Christ's sake!
March 12th, 2010 at 4:35 PM |
A quote from you
A quote from you
"Basketball is a crappy sport. I could care less about this game."
At least basketball is a sport, and not just a crappy mode of transportation. You suck at the internet.
It is spelled HOKEAMANIA. Our coach is an ass-kicking American citizen, not one of the Beatles, for Christ's sake!
March 12th, 2010 at 4:39 PM |
You know how I know you're gay?
You know how I know you're gay?
Everything you just said.
It is spelled HOKEAMANIA. Our coach is an ass-kicking American citizen, not one of the Beatles, for Christ's sake!
March 12th, 2010 at 4:39 PM |
The young NFL cowers at the
The young NFL cowers at the
The young NFL cowers at the history of Crew.
"I love him, he's a great coach, he's a great mentor, he's a great friend. He's every single thing you want a college coach to be, and he does it flawlessly." -David Molk
March 12th, 2010 at 4:39 PM |
And you're giving fans a hard
And you're giving fans a hard
And you're giving fans a hard time for having an emotional meltdown.
*mirror*
"I love him, he's a great coach, he's a great mentor, he's a great friend. He's every single thing you want a college coach to be, and he does it flawlessly." -David Molk
March 12th, 2010 at 4:46 PM |
Ding Ding!
Ding Ding!
We have hit the point where you have no argument left, and have to TOTALLY be reduced to insults.
I think that means I win....
"I love him, he's a great coach, he's a great mentor, he's a great friend. He's every single thing you want a college coach to be, and he does it flawlessly." -David Molk
March 12th, 2010 at 4:59 PM |
Sounds like you're the only one needing medicating
Sounds like you're the only one needing medicating
You're the only meltdown today. But your "emotions" are skewing your view on reality.
I asked you what the point of your posts were (just trying to get negged?), and told you to be fair and treat this the same way if it's a sport you do care about. (And if you don't care, why are you even here). Then, as even another poster can see, you started calling me an idiot. So, you were threw the first insults. And many more. If you can't come to grips with this reality, that's locked into print here, I'm wondering what other pink elephants you're seeing.
Don't talk about logic till you can show some.
"I love him, he's a great coach, he's a great mentor, he's a great friend. He's every single thing you want a college coach to be, and he does it flawlessly." -David Molk
March 12th, 2010 at 5:10 PM |
What's more logical...someone
What's more logical...someone
What's more logical...someone who cares about sports coming to a sports blog to complain about sports, or someone who doesn't like basketball coming onto a sports blog to tell people not to come to a sports blog to complain about sports? (Like how you switched up your points, again, ignoring what you were refuted on...nice move).
And it seems you've gotten much more stressed out today than anybody. (Because if you were so calm and cool and above it all..you'd have stopped posting awhile ago). Frankly, I'm only still here because I want to see how narrow these posts can get...
"I love him, he's a great coach, he's a great mentor, he's a great friend. He's every single thing you want a college coach to be, and he does it flawlessly." -David Molk
March 12th, 2010 at 5:39 PM |
You have seen the banner at the top of your internet window here
You have seen the banner at the top of your internet window here
"MGoBlog: Michigan Football, basketball, hockey, and general what-have-you"
Uhm, yeah, the majority of people come for what interests Brian, which is what he covers. And telling them not to be interested in what this site is all about is kinda...stupid. Can it go on tangents? Sure. But it exists BECAUSE people care about it.
I must have missed the question...but since I answer them, I'll do my best:
There are lots of things in life I have no control over. The death of a relative. Earthquakes in Haiti, clubbed seals. It doesn't mean I don't care, or have emotion for any of them. If we all lived life as "it is what it is", we'd be robots, not people. As for sports more specific, everyone has their passions. For a lot of us here, U-M Athletics is at least one of them. And it DOES do things to my life. It changes how the University that represents us all is portrayed, and it garners different reaction from the people around us who may or may not be affiliated with Michigan. And this was an opportunity, maybe minor in the big picture, but HUGE in the micro, that slipped away.
"I love him, he's a great coach, he's a great mentor, he's a great friend. He's every single thing you want a college coach to be, and he does it flawlessly." -David Molk
March 14th, 2010 at 1:46 AM |
Wow. These posting boxes are
Wow. These posting boxes are
Wow. These posting boxes are getting a little thin.
March 12th, 2010 at 4:36 PM |
"I care about U-M Athletics.
"I care about U-M Athletics.
"I care about U-M Athletics. U-M Basketball is part of Michigan Athletics. I don't care about U-M basketball." And my logic is fucked.
I don't like losing in any of those sports. Do I like some of them more than others, yes. But I've been pissed at softball games, and track and field, and all sorts of other sports.
Whatever sport you care about, you know you are on a Blog that covers Football, some Basketball and Hockey, and not really too much on the other sports, right? So people who care about THOSE sports are going to be here. If you don't care about THOSE sports, uh, leave.
"I love him, he's a great coach, he's a great mentor, he's a great friend. He's every single thing you want a college coach to be, and he does it flawlessly." -David Molk
March 12th, 2010 at 4:45 PM |
Stop telling people how to
Stop telling people how to
Stop telling people how to react about a sport you don't care about, and you won't get any response back!
And frankly, the only meltdown the board has really had today is you. Take a step back, take a deep breath. Go row or something for awhile.
"I love him, he's a great coach, he's a great mentor, he's a great friend. He's every single thing you want a college coach to be, and he does it flawlessly." -David Molk
March 12th, 2010 at 4:57 PM |
Go back to France
Go back to France
America was built by bourbon, rednecks, and smooth drinking domestic lager. Maybe you would be more comfortable with a blog/country that prefers white zinfandel and rowboat rides with a pygmy named Diesel?
It is spelled HOKEAMANIA. Our coach is an ass-kicking American citizen, not one of the Beatles, for Christ's sake!
March 12th, 2010 at 5:05 PM |
True
True
Maybe people in another country would be more tolerant of your douchebaggery. Feel free to pick one, preferably one without internet access, and move there forever.
It is spelled HOKEAMANIA. Our coach is an ass-kicking American citizen, not one of the Beatles, for Christ's sake!
March 12th, 2010 at 5:09 PM |
Group think
Group think
Feel free to check this blog's archives for the heated arguments I've had with M-Wolverine. This has nothing to do with group think and everything to do with you being lame. Preferring rowing to basketball and pinot grigio to beer doesn't make you more intelligent, it makes you a woman.
It is spelled HOKEAMANIA. Our coach is an ass-kicking American citizen, not one of the Beatles, for Christ's sake!
March 12th, 2010 at 5:11 PM |
Ha, yeah
Ha, yeah
I've been waiting for all the major seasons to end...I have a thread on just that idea.
But even though we don't often see eye to eye, he's right about one thing. I love you, man. LOL
"I love him, he's a great coach, he's a great mentor, he's a great friend. He's every single thing you want a college coach to be, and he does it flawlessly." -David Molk
March 12th, 2010 at 5:19 PM |
Uhm, yeah. That's why I
Uhm, yeah. That's why I
Uhm, yeah. That's why I haven't posted it yet. Saving it for the doldrums of summer. Today has shown, we have WAYYYY too much to talk about here right now. (Assuming that wasn't a COMPLETE non-sequitor).
And really, at this point, I'm just trying to get the post to start breaking up words because it's soooo narrow.
"I love him, he's a great coach, he's a great mentor, he's a great friend. He's every single thing you want a college coach to be, and he does it flawlessly." -David Molk
March 12th, 2010 at 5:41 PM |
It would have to be a longer post than that...
It would have to be a longer post than that...
Where is the post with the guy who copied down all the "lyrics" of that Russian crooner from the video....hmmmmmm........
Of course, anything long with no breaks would probably work. Time for an evil laugh. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
"I love him, he's a great coach, he's a great mentor, he's a great friend. He's every single thing you want a college coach to be, and he does it flawlessly." -David Molk
March 12th, 2010 at 5:41 PM |
BOOOOOO
BOOOOOO
Forget it. It's just going to move the right side line over. And then have each word dangle over the edge...
"I love him, he's a great coach, he's a great mentor, he's a great friend. He's every single thing you want a college coach to be, and he does it flawlessly." -David Molk
March 12th, 2010 at 5:54 PM |
oops, we pushed it to a new
oops, we pushed it to a new
oops, we pushed it to a new page.
Game over, man, game over.
UNLESS...we extend the number of posts per page...HAHAHAHAHA.
Eh, nah.
"I love him, he's a great coach, he's a great mentor, he's a great friend. He's every single thing you want a college coach to be, and he does it flawlessly." -David Molk
March 16th, 2010 at 12:48 AM |
The world will explode after
The world will explode after
The world will explode after this comment
March 12th, 2010 at 5:41 PM |
Skinny post, wooo
Skinny post, wooo
Pot meet kettle.
not just "douchey" MGoBlog user, but now TRUSTED MGoBlog user
March 12th, 2010 at 5:16 PM |
Putting fruit in our beer
Putting fruit in our beer
Is what makes us ladies. Why not pick up a sixer of Bacardi Breezers and save yourself the effort.
It is spelled HOKEAMANIA. Our coach is an ass-kicking American citizen, not one of the Beatles, for Christ's sake!
March 12th, 2010 at 5:17 PM |
You might want to check that beer
You might want to check that beer
I think it's gone bad....causing hallucinations.
"I love him, he's a great coach, he's a great mentor, he's a great friend. He's every single thing you want a college coach to be, and he does it flawlessly." -David Molk
March 12th, 2010 at 5:03 PM |
(I don't think he gets
(I don't think he gets
(I don't think he gets sarcasm). ;-)
"I love him, he's a great coach, he's a great mentor, he's a great friend. He's every single thing you want a college coach to be, and he does it flawlessly." -David Molk
March 12th, 2010 at 5:01 PM |
"somesone could careless "
"somesone could careless "
It's always funny when someone's attacking someone's intelligence, and then posts stuff like this.
Want to compare transcripts, see which one is longer? LOL
Drinking that much shortens your life too. Put down the bottle. And the needle. (And Pssst...you don't seem that detached...)
"I love him, he's a great coach, he's a great mentor, he's a great friend. He's every single thing you want a college coach to be, and he does it flawlessly." -David Molk
March 12th, 2010 at 4:26 PM |
I never said I don't care
I never said I don't care
I never said I don't care about UM athletics (learn to read you idiot)
Yeah, I wonder why you're getting negged.
not just "douchey" MGoBlog user, but now TRUSTED MGoBlog user
March 12th, 2010 at 3:50 PM |
Syracuse loses to Georgetown,
Syracuse loses to Georgetown,
Syracuse loses to Georgetown, Michigan loses to Ohio State.
I'm going to vomit.
Syracuse '03, Michigan G'05
Space bitches, space.
March 12th, 2010 at 5:52 PM |
Dear Wolv318:
Dear Wolv318:
Might I recommend perhaps not posting for a while and letting everyone have their moment of grieving?
Yes, it's irrational. Yes, people are going to be angry. And they will probably just get angrier the more you point out how irrational it is.
This is like going to someone's funeral and pointing out to the bereaved that the fucker was old and boring and going to die anyway so who the fuck cares.
Unless, of course, you are looking to get into a pissing match with people. In which case, have at you.
March 12th, 2010 at 4:01 PM |
simple
simple
double-team Turner at any point and he has someone open somewhere much closer to the basket
Aggressively guard the in-bound and you have fewer people back to protect against 2 quick passes and a much higher percentage shot closer to the basket.
Hindsight is 20/20.
Belein took the approach to give them the ball in the backcourt and make them bring it up. This forced them to attempt a 36 foot jumper with a hand in their face. That is normally a great position to force a team into with 2.2 seconds left, but Turner is some sort of android b/c he dropped a clutch shot.
March 12th, 2010 at 4:08 PM |
justin turner
justin turner
money well spent, hey thad?
March 12th, 2010 at 4:22 PM |
Please don't let the Free
Please don't let the Free
Please don't let the Free Press find out somebody's paying Justin Turner. We need cornerbacks.
"We've beaten Michigan the last four years. So where's the threat?"
- Mark Dantonio
Blogging the Virginia Cavaliers at http://fromoldvirginia.blogspot.com/<
I swerved to get them too, but those little bastards are faster than they look.