Michigan could *technically* still win the Big 10
This is in response to a few posters who said Michigan was eliminated from the Big Ten Championship hunt. This is obviously bat-shit crazy, but IF:
This week:
1. Iowa upsets Ohio State
2. Purdue upsets Michigan State
3. Michigan upsets Wisconsin
AND
Next Week:
1. Minnesota upsets Iowa
2. Penn State upsets Michigan State
3. Northwestern upsets Wisconsin
4. Michigan upsets Ohio State
THEN, Michigan would be a 2010 co-Big Ten champion. Ergo, there is, indeed, a chance.
November 18th, 2010 at 2:56 PM ^
I could *technically* still have sex with Jessica Alba too.
I'm not quite sure which is less likely though.
November 18th, 2010 at 2:58 PM ^
There is also I chance I could start travelling around America with a rubber hose and smacking people who post this topic. Or that I'll come up and the fiancee will announce she invited SNSD over for a mass sleep over. Or that right now my parents are buying me a Corvette for Christmas or....
You get the point. Stop posting this topic people.
November 18th, 2010 at 3:03 PM ^
...is not hard edge!
November 18th, 2010 at 3:07 PM ^
Charlie Murphy wasn't hard edge enough to realize the killer instinct joke coming his way.
November 18th, 2010 at 3:11 PM ^
of posts over the last 3-4 days all involving the "Hard Egde" theme. My troll meter is going crazy....
November 18th, 2010 at 3:15 PM ^
You should look up the difference between meme and troll sometime.
November 18th, 2010 at 3:16 PM ^
What should I do?
November 18th, 2010 at 3:28 PM ^
Put some pants on.
November 18th, 2010 at 4:05 PM ^
I think he's gained 1000+ points in the last 2 days posting "hard edge" in every thread.
November 18th, 2010 at 5:18 PM ^
forget rope holding.
November 18th, 2010 at 4:27 PM ^
The one that doesn't land me on the sex offenders list for sure. Also my fiancee just landed a 6 Liter GTO so I need to upgrade because she has the faster car right now.
(Actually out all of those girls in that photo, only one girl is under 22, they just dress to look like teens. Oh and if a you get passed by a bright yellow GTO with a static sticker on the back reading "Caution: Female Asian Driver" be sure to wave.)
November 18th, 2010 at 5:35 PM ^
Oh and if a you get rear-ended by a bright yellow GTO with a static sticker on the back reading "Caution: Female Asian Driver" be sure to file the police report.)
Fixed that for you.
November 19th, 2010 at 2:53 PM ^
Eh, you're too young, but a lot of people would argue buying the car at a certain age is a cry for just that....I mean, you get the second to attract the first.
(Though if only one is under 22....)
Well, I'd say after she hit my car, we'd all have a good laugh over CRex's stories, and it would save an ugly scene....but let's be real, even if I completely forgot what she drives and couldn't identify her, it wouldn't matter; we all know she's just turn on the waterworks, treat me like a southwestern highway cop, and it'd be impossible to be mad.
Though sometimes I wonder if having a slower car would be an upgrade to an Asian Female who never learned to drive anything faster than a scooter....
November 18th, 2010 at 3:10 PM ^
I gave this a second look after completely ruling it out!
The Minnesota/Iowa upset for next week is the one that looks completely out of the woods. Also, Northwestern has a new QB! Whew! Ugly!
You know what, hats off to you sir for sticking your neck out there.
November 18th, 2010 at 3:11 PM ^
November 18th, 2010 at 4:49 PM ^
Quick, somebody spoil the fun.
Oh wait, it looks like you've got that covered.
November 18th, 2010 at 3:54 PM ^
I'm willing to bet at least two of those upsets come true. I'll put a ham sammich on the line.
November 18th, 2010 at 10:42 PM ^
So far this season we've seen Indiana lose to Iowa after their receiver dropped a sure touchdown pass. Northwestern had a 17 point lead on MSU,who beat Wisc.and got blown out by Iowa. Minnesota beat Illinois,who blew out Penn State. Northwestern had a 21-0 lead on Penn State before losing. Penn State had a 14-3 lead on Ohio State before losing. Anything can happen.