This must be a really special time for you.
to play football, not to play trumpet
This must be a really special time for you.
Wait, why can't we talk about corching?
I internalize my strife. No need to complain on a football blog about personal problems.
That's what it means to be a man.
Oh, and by the way, it definitely makes more sense to come to a MICHIGAN FAN SITE and talk about you grudge fucking your ex than to talk about the biggest issue in Michigan football. At the least, this is OT, and really, it is just clutter.
There's a place for threads like this
Holy shit! We can't even escape it there!
The goddamn pickle jar won't open AGAIN
Grape jelly is the worst. That shit dries up and you can't get the damn thing open. DAMNIT!
If that is your X girlfriend... Grudge Fuck away!
Please post this repeatedly throughout the day.
I raise you one boob bounce for another:
Holy shit guys, if I wanted to see boobs on my computer I would type "boobs" into Google. This is a Michigan football blog, and a high profile one. This is not an MSU message board, this is not 4chan, and this is not a porn site for 12-year-olds trying to get around their parents' internet controls. Jesus Christ, stop posting this stupid crap.
You, sir, need to cool out. It's a thread about nothing. Did you miss in the OP where he said he was going to "grudge fuck" his ex GF? I think at that point you should have realized this thread had nothing to do with Michigan football and it's funny how you drew the line at girls in their underwear. You could have seen more in the Victoria's Secret fashion show on network TV last night than in these two .GIF's.
I prefer to be able to browse this site over lunch break without having to explain to my boss while I appear to be surfing for boobs.
Then I would suggest stopping when you see a post with "grudge fuck" in the beginning.
Your lack of titillation for boob .gifs is disconcerting. You must be one of those down in front types.
is she getting dressed?
Because I won't let her leave the house if she's not wearing clothes.
Awesome hard wood flooring.
I prefer a darker color myself.
But if you are down, and you like boobies and kittens, then feast your eyeballs on this:
That damn bear has a mustache! He must be for Michigan!!!
These posts are almost as annoying.
I WILL TALK ABOUT CORCHING ALL I WANT AS SOON AS I FIGURE OUT WHAT CORCHING IS!
Corch: Bowling term meaning to adjust the ball speed, spin, and placement in order to knock down more pins.
Well, UM will be Bowling this postseason, I guess its a suitable topic.
Can you use it in a sentence please?
Language of origin?
at Urban Dictionary is more fitting.......
Its a combination of 3 words, but not really an acronym: The beginning of cunt (Cuh) the middle of whore (Ore) and the end of bitch (Ch). It is used in replacement of when a male/female angers you an immense amount and you blurt out "Cunt Whore Bitch!"
Used as an adjective: Corchy
I wanted to have sex with my girlfriend, but she was being a total fucking corch!
Calm down and stop being so damn corchy all the time.
If you want to not get back together, the grudge fuck would be a BAD idea.
My frustrations at this time are 100% work related. My bosses are idiots. I'm probably going to start looking after the 1st of the year
Also - hooray snow. If you don't like snow, i don't understand you. What good is the cold without snow? It's going to be cold, might as well have the snow
But I do have a jeep that is quite fun in the snow. Grew up playing hockey and i still skate occasionally and coach.
But in general Jeep+Snow=Awesome. In AA whenever we got like 8-10 inches of snow in a day I'd go out to eat. Roads weren't plowed, restaurants were empty, perfect time for it
Attended a graduation in the dome. It's sweet inside.
I hate it when I have to use the shitter at work and someone is already in there. Now I either have to go to another floor and use a strange shitter with which I am not familar or wait and use one that I know was destroyed a short while ago.
The shitter at my work gets dripped on by the shitter above. If you go in, you have to wait 20 seconds to see if there is any dripping to know if its cool to start, but the worst happens when you hear the flush upstairs and you're mid-shit, then you're all like, "Oh crap, got to hurry", and just before you rush it out and try the stand up wipe, you get shit water dripped on your back. It's splendid.
Happened again just yesterday. There is a stain on my shirt. It could very well just be a touch of rust, but we all know better. Sigh.
Wait?!?!?! You have a shit stain on your shirt from the toilet above?
Time to find another shitter or just shit at home.
And another shirt.
My advice to you is to hold it, or find a public restroom nearby. No one should get shit water on them while doing the deed.
Well, I work in a pretty shitty building. The other option is, uh, worse, to say the least. It's rather unfortunate.
I, also, can't go at home, despite my efforts to try that. Sir Schedule just won't allow it.
This is just a shitty situation all around.
UPDATE: I got through unscathed today. Tis a good day.
I hope that you don't have a shitty job. To have one and have to put up with this kind of shit (water) just ain't right.
Something a Spartan or Buckeye should have to put up with, not a fine upstanding Wolverine like yourself.
Only temporary. I am stalled in the application process for what will hopefully end up being my career. For now, just raking in some dollars (a small amount of dollars) and getting dripped on.
This could be the solution.
What I used to hate is when I would be on the brink of needing to take a shit and just deciding I would get up and go make it happen when my office buddy would announce his intention to go do just that. I mean, you can't be all like, "hey, cool, I think I'll join you" even though there are multipe shitters in the same bathroom. Plus you know you have to wait like a solid 15, 20 minutes after he gets back. The usual solution was to wait five and then use the upstairs crapper but you're SOL if they're cleaning it, which they always seem to do right around prime pooping hours.
I worked for a year in Angell Hall. I had to pick the times of day (e.g., 9:30, 12:30) when students weren't all over the hallways so that I could avoid having to wait for a stall or share the bathroom with somebody else. And the cleaning crew seemed to set their schedule by my need to take a dump.
That is some funny shit.
No pun intended.
Do you work in a Turkish prison?
Im trying to understand y u just dont use the shitter on top?
The building is "shitty". The bathroom in our office space is actually new and fairly nice (aside from the obvious). The public bathrooms in the hallway are disgusting. It is a warehouse-ish type building. Even the one on the top floor. It's worth the risk to take the clean bathroom, than risk syphaghonaherpelaids from the public rest room.
This is ridiculous and has me crying. You sir just made my day...
What about hitting someone with a bag of diseased cocks?
I ran 63 miles last month and lost 0 pounds. God is real and he sure don't think too fondly of my fat ass.
When you ran did you eat more before or after?
Best way to lose weight is to just try to balance your intake of calories with your output. Sure you burned more calories running than by sitting on the couch - but did you replace those calories by eating more? or did you eat the same as before you ran (or less) and have your body burn fat (stored energy) when you ran?
I always picture you as Charles Woodson when i read your posts
I looked at the avatar and I was like, you're not fat
So you're a somewhat Nordic looking dude?
Do you picture the guys with hot chick pics as the hot chicks, or as college males? I tend to guess they're college males. Hot chicks have better stuff to do with their time.
Actually, Mr. Harmon, I am Bob Marley.
I have been running a lot as well. 3.4 miles, 5 days a week. I have lost about 18 pounds but seem to be kind of stuck lately. This sucks. I was hoping to lose more weight, move out of my parents house, and meet a girl. I think Michigan has a better chance of going undefeated next season then I do of accomplishing the above feat. So I've got that going for me.......which is nice.
Solution: Fat girls.
Push it a bit and you will drop more weight... Change your routine
Girl problem - where do you live? Thousands of attractive girls running around Chicago that are good looking with Midwestern values...
As a lifetime Michigan fan I have been to AA plenty of times, but now my job is moving me to Ann Arbor. Any suggestions on affordable and quality apartments? I will be working on the East side of the city so something on that side would be ideal.
Congratulations on winning the lottery of life. I envy you.
What do you mean by east side of the city? Geddes near campus, or out on Stadium towards Ypsilanti?
Towards Yipsi, but by no means do I want to live in Yipsi...
My stand-by suggestion is the Old West Side, though.
I live in Plymouth right now and it's a lot cheaper than Ann Arbor. Plus, the traffic is almost never bad leaving/entering Ann Arbor.
If you don't mind the 20 minute commute and not having quite the bar scene, than I highly recommend Plymouth.
MGoVenting against your fortune. If I could get an awesome job in AA, I would never leave.
You are one lucky... well, you are just plain lucky!
Surrounded by a bunch of media assholes, including my ex-boss. Her reaction to seeing me in here was priceless. I would bronze the expression if possible.
that douche bags like Nick Fairley can get away with garbage like this and he'll still get a multi-million contract:
What a classless piece of garbage. I hope karma comes back to haunt him.
Man that fills me with rage. Arggghhhhhhhhh!
he's a class act (the league reference)
My wife is only communicating with me via text messages.
My son turns 17 tomorrow. His birthday dinner/celebration ought to be fan-tastic. Maybe we'll all text "Happy Birthday to You" to each other from different rooms in the house.
Where's the Jesus Tap Dancin Chris on a cracker picture when you need it most?
Thank you for that. It provided a much needed smile.
Whatever problem you're having, I hope it's resovled soon. In the meantime, both you and your wife should put aside your differences, at least for a day, so that you don't ruin your son's birthday.
"What I really want to do is scream at someone, or punch someone in the face."
I'm more interested in discussing COUCHING.
Couching? Go back to West Virginia! (Or East Lansing.)
"Part of me wants to go over there and grudge fuck her, and the other part of me wants to go over there and scream at her. "
Do neither. Go into complete radio silence. Don't validate her behavior or you'll get more of it.
I'm sick and tired of being sick and tired.
Did you used to go to bed so high and wired?
staying up all night feeling the situation is dire and you were stuck in a mire?
Inventing your own lyrics...what would the prince of darkness say?
Prince of Darkness: Hey! Are you making up your own lyrics with words like mire and dire?
jhackney: Yes sire, am I fired?
Prince of Darkness: Shit son, you ain't fired, you sire are hired.
It is raining like a Monsoon, my dog is getting antsy, and I have a graduate CS homework due in about 2 hours. Oh yeah, and I have to walk 1/2 a mile in the rain to the train.
But on the bright side, there is MGoBlog!
"U"niversity of the State of Ohio
Someone need to photoshop some Tu Tus on this group.
this is not the YMCA.
I can't remember if the correct spelling is turd or terd. I need to know as I am writing an employee's performance appraisal.
I think it is spelled: shitbrick
Im pissed both my parents went to State and like to tell me about it every year.
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third semicolon is misplaced, but well put.
I am actually surprised that you don't want to hit anybody with a bag of diseased cocks.
What the hell is going on with this board?
The 'Post absolutely anything' thread was deleted.
I call shenanigans. Everyone grab your brooms.
I was spending my time in the doldrums
I was caught in a cauldron of hate
I felt persecuted and paralyzed
I thought that everything else would just wait
While you are wasting your time on your enemies
Engulfed in a fever of spite
Beyond your tunnel vision reality fades
Like shadows into the night
To martyr yourself to caution
Is not gonna help at all
Because there'll be no safety in numbers
When the right one walks out of the door
Can you see your days blighted by darkness?
Is it true you beat your fists on the floor
Stuck in a world of isolation
While the ivy grows over the door?
So I open my door to my enemies
And I ask could we wipe the slate clean
But they tell me to please go and f*** myself
You know you just can't win
EAT A DICK LYNN HENNING! EAT A FUCKING DICK!
Especially the story about the leaky shitter!
about 15 people in this thread. Thanks for making my evening more bearable. Now to go grudge fuck my fist.