MGoVent Your Frustrations Open Thread
So most of us don't want to talk about corching, or the future of the program. I don't either. What I really want to do is scream at someone, or punch someone in the face. Even with the efforts of Profitgoblue, we are not going to be able to stop the corching talk on this forum. So here is an open thread to take out your frustrations. NO TALKING ABOUT CORCHING!!!!
I'll start:
I broke up with my girlfriend last night, she won't stop texting me. Part of me wants to go over there and grudge fuck her, and the other part of me wants to go over there and scream at her. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
December 1st, 2010 at 1:17 PM ^
This must be a really special time for you.
December 1st, 2010 at 2:10 PM ^
Dark Blue just made me proud. Grudge fuck, hell yea.
December 1st, 2010 at 1:18 PM ^
Wait, why can't we talk about corching?
December 1st, 2010 at 1:19 PM ^
December 1st, 2010 at 1:47 PM ^
That's what it means to be a man.
December 1st, 2010 at 1:20 PM ^
Oh, and by the way, it definitely makes more sense to come to a MICHIGAN FAN SITE and talk about you grudge fucking your ex than to talk about the biggest issue in Michigan football. At the least, this is OT, and really, it is just clutter.
December 1st, 2010 at 1:20 PM ^
There's a place for threads like this
http://www.spartantailgate.com/forums/msu-red-cedar-message-board/
December 1st, 2010 at 1:47 PM ^
December 1st, 2010 at 2:05 PM ^
They're even tired of this topic over there.
December 1st, 2010 at 2:35 PM ^
I find it hilarious how much they use the term scUM
December 1st, 2010 at 1:20 PM ^
The goddamn pickle jar won't open AGAIN
December 1st, 2010 at 1:41 PM ^
Grape jelly is the worst. That shit dries up and you can't get the damn thing open. DAMNIT!
December 1st, 2010 at 1:22 PM ^
Thank you.
December 1st, 2010 at 1:31 PM ^
If that is your X girlfriend... Grudge Fuck away!
December 1st, 2010 at 1:33 PM ^
Please post this repeatedly throughout the day.
Thank you.
December 1st, 2010 at 1:53 PM ^
I raise you one boob bounce for another:
December 1st, 2010 at 1:57 PM ^
Holy shit guys, if I wanted to see boobs on my computer I would type "boobs" into Google. This is a Michigan football blog, and a high profile one. This is not an MSU message board, this is not 4chan, and this is not a porn site for 12-year-olds trying to get around their parents' internet controls. Jesus Christ, stop posting this stupid crap.
December 1st, 2010 at 2:19 PM ^
You, sir, need to cool out. It's a thread about nothing. Did you miss in the OP where he said he was going to "grudge fuck" his ex GF? I think at that point you should have realized this thread had nothing to do with Michigan football and it's funny how you drew the line at girls in their underwear. You could have seen more in the Victoria's Secret fashion show on network TV last night than in these two .GIF's.
December 1st, 2010 at 6:35 PM ^
I prefer to be able to browse this site over lunch break without having to explain to my boss while I appear to be surfing for boobs.
December 1st, 2010 at 8:18 PM ^
Then I would suggest stopping when you see a post with "grudge fuck" in the beginning.
December 1st, 2010 at 2:29 PM ^
I like these pics partly because I like to look at breasts, but mostly because of how much they offend people. I love breasts, and looking at them. I was not offended by Katy Perry's duet with Elmo, as I think there's even a place on Sesame Street for them.
December 1st, 2010 at 9:46 PM ^
Your lack of titillation for boob .gifs is disconcerting. You must be one of those down in front types.
December 1st, 2010 at 1:58 PM ^
is she getting dressed?
December 1st, 2010 at 2:38 PM ^
Because I won't let her leave the house if she's not wearing clothes.
December 1st, 2010 at 2:12 PM ^
Awesome hard wood flooring.
December 1st, 2010 at 2:22 PM ^
I prefer a darker color myself.
December 1st, 2010 at 2:41 PM ^
I know this is simple... but i like boobies
December 1st, 2010 at 2:50 PM ^
But if you are down, and you like boobies and kittens, then feast your eyeballs on this:
December 1st, 2010 at 1:54 PM ^
December 1st, 2010 at 1:21 PM ^
These posts are almost as annoying.
December 1st, 2010 at 1:21 PM ^
CORCHING?
I WILL TALK ABOUT CORCHING ALL I WANT AS SOON AS I FIGURE OUT WHAT CORCHING IS!
December 1st, 2010 at 1:28 PM ^
Well, UM will be Bowling this postseason, I guess its a suitable topic.
December 1st, 2010 at 1:48 PM ^
Can you use it in a sentence please?
December 1st, 2010 at 1:56 PM ^
December 1st, 2010 at 2:25 PM ^
at Urban Dictionary is more fitting.......
| 1. | Corch | |
|
Its a combination of 3 words, but not really an acronym: The beginning of cunt (Cuh) the middle of whore (Ore) and the end of bitch (Ch). It is used in replacement of when a male/female angers you an immense amount and you blurt out "Cunt Whore Bitch!"
Used as an adjective: Corchy
I wanted to have sex with my girlfriend, but she was being a total fucking corch!
Calm down and stop being so damn corchy all the time. |
||
December 1st, 2010 at 1:21 PM ^
If you want to not get back together, the grudge fuck would be a BAD idea.
My frustrations at this time are 100% work related. My bosses are idiots. I'm probably going to start looking after the 1st of the year
Also - hooray snow. If you don't like snow, i don't understand you. What good is the cold without snow? It's going to be cold, might as well have the snow
December 1st, 2010 at 1:24 PM ^
you get the idea of this thread. And Snow is the greatest thing ever. Do you snowmobile or ski? I do a little of both.
December 1st, 2010 at 1:30 PM ^
But I do have a jeep that is quite fun in the snow. Grew up playing hockey and i still skate occasionally and coach.
But in general Jeep+Snow=Awesome. In AA whenever we got like 8-10 inches of snow in a day I'd go out to eat. Roads weren't plowed, restaurants were empty, perfect time for it
December 1st, 2010 at 9:56 PM ^
Best part about snowboarding
December 1st, 2010 at 1:22 PM ^
and turning MGoBlog into Northern Michigan UGoblog. They have a wooden dome how cool is that?
December 1st, 2010 at 1:25 PM ^
Attended a graduation in the dome. It's sweet inside.
December 1st, 2010 at 1:26 PM ^
I hate it when I have to use the shitter at work and someone is already in there. Now I either have to go to another floor and use a strange shitter with which I am not familar or wait and use one that I know was destroyed a short while ago.
December 1st, 2010 at 1:30 PM ^
The shitter at my work gets dripped on by the shitter above. If you go in, you have to wait 20 seconds to see if there is any dripping to know if its cool to start, but the worst happens when you hear the flush upstairs and you're mid-shit, then you're all like, "Oh crap, got to hurry", and just before you rush it out and try the stand up wipe, you get shit water dripped on your back. It's splendid.
December 1st, 2010 at 1:41 PM ^
Happened again just yesterday. There is a stain on my shirt. It could very well just be a touch of rust, but we all know better. Sigh.
December 1st, 2010 at 2:01 PM ^
Wait?!?!?! You have a shit stain on your shirt from the toilet above?