MGoTWIS: Annihilation Edition

Holy Trifecta of hated teams going down (yet again).  Grab a beverage and enjoy the misery of others at your leisure.  Fresh serving of Rutgers schadenfreude this time from the Rivals board....

Sparty
http://michiganstate.247sports.com/Board/93/Contents/tOfficial-Michigan…

I ate gas station hotdogs last night....I need to take a really nasty dump. I am just waiting to see how shitty MSU plays first.
Ok offense...this is a BYU team that allowed Toledo to score 53 points on them...at home. Lets at least try to break 20 today boys.
I swear if Dantonio says something about a game of inches I'm going down to light a bag of poop on his door step.
BYU has 260 yards rushing...for fuck sakes
Can we have Izzo come in and chew some ass? Let the football staff see how it's done.
Media please, please, please ask how Toledo throws for 500 and we don't throw.
We got destroyed.
Much like the WIsky game, sure glad we had some big time recruits at the game today.
Allen hurt now. Level 100 dumpster fire
hey look..a first down
I think a RCMB all star team with a week to prepare could have more offensive yards than this team.
So upset, I stopped drinking.
Why am I still watching this? Do I hate myself this much?
SHOW SOME GODDAMNED EMOTION COACH
Why am I watching this shit?
Coaching staff clueless. Stadium emptying. 138. Total yards against a defense that gave up 50 to Toledo.
Malik down, holy fuck this is a dumpster fire. This is our rock bottom (maybe). When scUM takes an 80 point dump on us at our house it's gonna get very ugly.
probably not a good night to be a couch in East Lansing
We're getting run over by a guy named "Canada". Let that sink in.
You can't make this shit up. Unfuckingbelievable

Golden Domers
https://notredame.forums.rivals.com/forums/under-the-dome.8/

Thank you Brian Kelly for putting our team in the best possible spot to succeed. You're the best.
Silent count in an empty stadium? Really? Seriously?
Kelly and his 5 remainng supporters have 2 things in common: They are idiots. And worthless turds.
My guess is Kelly knows he is a dead man walking. So he figures he might as well burn everything down if he is going out.
LOL at ND. So pathetic.
Purple face needs to exit stage left.
Kelly getting schooled by NCS coach hilarious!
Our best player this season has been the Punter!!!!
This game is done. I will see Brian Kelly in Hell.
This is CLASSIC ND FOOTBALL.
We beat two pallookas this year and all the cockroaches were out chest bumping.
I've always been a fan of passing the ball in a monsoon.
ND is an institution full of Cucks
Did Kelly just throw another pass in a hurricane? I think he did.
He has to resign tomorrow. Jack can cut him a check. He's already $et for life. Harbaugh has meatchicken in the playoff in year two. Kelly is confused in year seven.
The game IS over. ND lost. Again. Kelly is a puke and Turd. And so are his supporters. 4 losses. Again. With more to come. 5 out of 7 seasons with 4 losses...or more. 1 with 3 losses. There isn't anything more to say. Turds.

Rutgers
https://rutgers.forums.rivals.com/threads/rutgers-vs-michigan-game-thre…

I like to imagine that it's not raining, and Chris Ash is just exuding flop sweat.
It might be a long time before we see a completed pass
I finally figured it out. Ash is trying to recruit a top-level QB by showing him: Look what we've got! You're guaranteed to start! You can't be this bad.
Oh good, a Peppers sighting.
We're going to lose by 50 minimum
Since Peppers is from NJ, I feel as though breaking his legs with a baseball bat is warranted
I'm sorry but my son can call a better game
Does michigan have more guys on the field than rutgers? it seems like it......
I swear it feels like Michigan has 20 guys on the field.
Ash looks like he's going to cry
The face palm is real in this game.
Looks like I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue...
This is basically hell.
Not a fan of letting the opposing team have their flag bearers run onto our field after scores.
Geezus, their O lineman just pancaked two of our guys simultaneously. I've never seen that.
Way to go Harbaugh the prick face
I hate Harbaugh. Fake kick.
Wow. I'm usually of the mind-set that bad teams deserve to get smoked....but that 2 point conversion was "prick-like" bad
I'm about to throw my controller
I can't watch anymore. Signing off
Time to cheap shot Peppers.
This isn't business. This is personal for Harbaugh.
Maybe it's the conspiracy guy in me, but I swear Harbaugh is running Peppers to that side of the field so he goes right into the Michigan visitor section.
Wow, Harbaugh with the timeout. Dude is ruthless.
Can we forfeit the 2nd half? And I'm not joking about this.
As disgusted as I am, this is like a Turnpike accident, I can't turn away.
We are officially the Cleveland Browns of college football......... except worse.
I think Peppers already showered.
We're getting grabbed in the pussy.
Hey let's show another graphic for the 1000th time tonight of the number of NJ players on Michigan's roster.
Can't run against a 3 man line. What a joke.
Reports of numerous dumpster fires surrounding HPSS
HOLY SHIT A FIRST DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!
There goes the no first down record. I guess that is something.

It is pleasant, when the sea is high and the winds are dashing the waves about, to watch from the shores the struggles of another.  -Livy