This is Brian testing reverse psychology
MGoJordan Diamond update
So unfortunately as much as I hope you are right it's not his usual M.O.
very much. YOu are Brian, and I believe you.
Um, he's going to Michigan. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Diamond point at Brady Hoke at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.
... Teresita Blabbermuch?
Yes, I knew her in school
could also suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.
You are definitely overrated if you think your same exact post derserved to be in two different threads.
That I read something very similar on another post, only that post was actually executed well.
I know it's (probably) not your fault, but I posted this (not exact quote but a joke based on the movie quote) during the coaching search and then had it as my signature for a while after that. That's probably why people said they've seen it before? I'm not sure. That was a year ago.
Again, I doubt you did it on purpose. I'm just jealous because no one really laughed at my rendition and yours is met with rave reviews. I still love you.
Edit: I tried to actually find the place where I said it, and I came across an earlier post by someone else who did it better than me. Right below that post someone had written, "hey! I used this joke a few weeks ago on the board! still funny though"
I guess it goes to show that history does repeat itself. I thought it was a pretty funny coincidence.
haha oh boy, well I thought it was truly original when I posted it...had never seen it on the board before, but that's probably because I'm fairly new.
I'm glad we can all agree that Ferris Bueller is a great movie. I offer this advice to Diamond:
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
If no Diamond, are you at peace with Kozan at Center . . . would it fully make up for the loss of Diamond in your mind?
I'm fine with that I would like a manball center
Dang it. - SEC- hate those folks. Dosen't Auburn already have five OL - what gives ?. We will know tomorrow night - hope for the best.
We have a rough idea of Jordan Diamond's physical location. And it is not "wandering the countryside in search of enlightenment" like certain recruits...
As long as we get diggs, I think our OL will be just fine
But with the nonsensical juxtaposition with the OL, that was pretty chuckle worthy.
Those were old 48 hours after the first use of the term.
I heard that Yuri Wright played center in Pop Warner. He's got the experience!
just curious, when OL prospects talk about early playing time are they referring to starting their freshmen year? I always thought it was pretty standard to RS to beef up then get ur shot at starting
the case, but with our lack of depth though... I could see Kalis getting playing time as the number one backup, and then three years as a starter. I think the rest will likely redshirt.
Kozan is waiting on Diamond's decision. We are getting ONE of them.
They don't even play the same OL position...
Why ? Because Auburn already landed five and Diamond would be six. And figure four of those are inside OL. Same thing if we were to land Diamond... it would surely kick one of our lineman inside. Read between the lines, why Kozan just happens to not sign his Iowa LOI, and has Auburn or Michigan to decide, as Diamond does. He is waiting on Diamond.
Would we take both? Yep. Will it happen? No.
If Diamond to Michigan, then Kozan to Iowa.
If Diamond anywhere else, then Kozan to Michigan.
Thus the circle/Mexican Stand-off/Infinite Loop we now find ourselves in.
Brian read the Five Diamonds Theory, it will clear things up for you.
Something tells me he's going ESS-EEE-SEE... didn't his mother love Arkansas for some reason?
Arkansas? Sure, who doesn't want to go to a team that even during their best years plays second fiddle to the big boys in the conference? They are like the MSU of the SEC.
No we are getting neither of them. Take off your maize colored glasses. This isn't the SEC; we don't have anything for the recruits other than a chance for glory and to teach them how to be great individuals in life. As a 17/18 year old, sometimes the chance to have a great teacher in life, such as this coaching staff, is not as appealing as playing in warm weather, having fans adore you, and maybe getting some extra things because you're a player. That being said, I understand what they would be thinking if they both picked Auburn or Kozan picked Auburn and Diamond picked Arkansas. Even Kozan going to Iowa after all wouldn't surprise me because he apparently has a great relationship with their (soon to retire, probably) offensive line coach.
So 33% shot? Maybe we can win one of those sometime. Diamond would really be the jewel of our recruiting class if we got him.
The jewel of our recruiting class? Srsly brah.
except diamond > garnet in value
Do we know the time of Diamonds announcement tomorrow?
fvck that I'll be on a plane at 7pm CT
I saw Diamond eating blue M&M's today..what does it mean??!!
He wants to eat up Michigan..or he wants to go to Michigan.
One or the other
He poops blue. It'll go great with Hoke's gold.
we are exactly where we started the Diamond recruiting saga a year ago? Brilliant.
Well, at least one way or another it will be over tomorrow...unless he pulls a Kozan.
Its to bad kenny powers feels that way.. Its a shame letting all that talent go to waste
Diamond isnt projected as a
center is he? If not then why would Kozan be waiting for him?
Because he's not smart. That's literally the only conclusion I can come up with. Because he def seems to be wait for Diamond.
Timing is not causation. [Insert rooster/sunrise cliche]. Kozan is thinking. It's a big decision, and not just about football and PT.
he wants to commit to Auburn, but Auburn has told him that they are only taking one more O-line commit and are waiting on Diamond's decision before they would take Kozan's commit. You need to consider the possibility that Michigan is NOT the kid's first choice. I see Kozan choosing Michigan only if Diamond chooses Auburn. If Diamond picks anyone other than Auburn, Kozan goes to Auburn.
Diamond has been Blue this whole time, he is just playing out his recruitment for the documentary crew that has been following him. If he would have ended his recruitment at the BBQ over the summer, that would have been a boring film. Instead, he has drawn it out until the last possible moment, keeping everyone guessing the entire way. Now that people assumed Michigan was going to be the pick on Friday, he has made it seem as though they have faded so people will be suprised when he does, in fact, go Blue. If the whole football thing doesn't work out for him, maybe his true calling is as a director.
I really want you to start posting regularly, so I can read you posts in Waka's voice.
In the paint.
I convinced myself long ago that we wouldn't be procuring Mr. Diamond's services.
But really seriously sick of random dude with random speculation.
I'm as much of recruiting junkee as the next guy, but I will be happy when this class is finally wrapped up.
I heard it's 52 : 48 between us and Arkansas.
And those numbers worked out great for us in the Armani Reeves chase...
Not sure if serious?
51 - 49
NOOOO! It's 50/50 moran, haven't you heard!?
Give us Kozan and I will be a happy dude.
Just give us one or the other and we win. Doesn't really matter which.
/south park reference
100% or 0%. We will find out tomorrow.
Fearless leader certainly knows how to reassure the masses.
Is an Arkansas grad. If that's true, he's going to be a hog. He ain't coming here regardless.
I really hope that the kid's HS coach doesn't have that much influence on him.
This has gotten out of hand.....I can't wwait until this is over, but I dont have a very good feeling as it stands right now
This is out of hand. I'm sick of it. But let me throw my two cents in???
I'll say it: if a 4/5 star guy doesn't look at our depth chart and the fact we only have 2 other guys who will compete with him at Tackle and not think he will get early playing time, then he's scared of competition. I can't possibly imagine the other 2 schools presenting more of an opportunity to see the field as a frosh/rs frosh.
Now, I'm sure he is very competitive. I, like some others, think he knows exactly where he is going and is playing this up until his announcement later today.
One positive in our favor - I believe someone said that Chris Bryant will be at his ceremony today. I know they are close and their families are close as well, so Chris may go regardless of his choice, but his attendance keeps me hopeful.
the coach of the school he will choose back on Tuesday night.
I know it's bleacher report, but still. Maybe Hoke's Alaska or Texas comments refer to that? Wishful thinking. But I'd love if we got him and jumped Ohio in the recruiting rankings and they whiff on Diggs. But I fear the opposite is more likely to happen...sigh.
posting in the trenches...
I like it.