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March 24th, 2010 at 2:31 PM
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MGoHaiku

The rules are clear here
Most Pos Bangs Wins Contest
Perhaps Brian Gives Props

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March 24th, 2010 at 2:39 PM
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Baldbill
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I am a ginger but I am true

I am a ginger
but I am true blue inside
MGo points for me

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March 24th, 2010 at 3:32 PM
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Because you are bald No one

Because you are bald
No one knows you are ginger
Except your girlfriend

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March 24th, 2010 at 3:45 PM
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JeepinBen
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A beard can say things about

A beard can say things
about the color of hairs
that baldness can not

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March 24th, 2010 at 2:41 PM
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Maceo24
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Today's Posts

Ginger/Korean
Must put it in Paint, or else
"I couldn't care less"

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March 24th, 2010 at 2:40 PM
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UMdad
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Am I reading that wrong or

Am I reading that wrong or are you missing a syllable in the middle line?

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March 24th, 2010 at 2:43 PM
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Baldbill
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counter

UMDad o' mine
you need to critize in rhyme
or no points for you

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March 24th, 2010 at 2:48 PM
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UMdad
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Oh, the years I searched For

Oh, the years I searched
For a light to guide my ship
Thank you, MGoBlog

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March 24th, 2010 at 2:43 PM
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OHbornUMfan
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Screw originality and creativity

Hail to the Victors!
Hail to the conqu'ring heroes!
Hail to Michigan!

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March 24th, 2010 at 2:51 PM
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Maceo24
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Victors!!

Hey, man, that's my jam
I can't believe I missed it
Elbel was da man

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March 24th, 2010 at 3:54 PM
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evenyoubrutus
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I think what we have In Ohio

I think what we have
In Ohio U M Fan
is a winner, man

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March 24th, 2010 at 2:43 PM
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Zone Left
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Graham stomps Bucks Zoltan

Graham stomps Bucks
Zoltan punts ball far
We will miss them both

Also found this--it will waste five minutes

http://www.everypoet.net/haiku/prepare.php

chaste laughter tumbles
unborn saxophones boasting
idiot brightens

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March 24th, 2010 at 4:23 PM
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ChitownWolverine82
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Do you understand?Haiku is

Do you understand?
Haiku is five seven five
please count it again

That was a response
Regarding your first attempt
Second is all good

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March 24th, 2010 at 2:50 PM
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DoubleMs
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Once I thought GERG was Made

Once I thought GERG was
Made of hairspray and maize shirts.
Now, pure awesomeness.

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March 24th, 2010 at 2:51 PM
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TJ
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Oh how I love Blue But the

Oh how I love Blue
But the buckeyes, I do not
They can go eat shit

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March 24th, 2010 at 2:52 PM
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KinesiologyNerd
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While the Big Ten sleeps Our

While the Big Ten sleeps
Our ninja army grows stronger
Sleep Jim Tressel, sleep

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March 24th, 2010 at 2:53 PM
#17
Spread Attack
Joined: 02/13/2009
MGoPoints: 13
Tate's arm will lead us To

Tate's arm will lead us
To glory and victories.
Don't fall off again.

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March 24th, 2010 at 2:57 PM
#18
GoBlueScott
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Word:

There's been some bad threads
This is not one of them, though
Wish the noobs would learn

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March 24th, 2010 at 3:00 PM
#19
mi_vandal
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Legend

When asked in future
days, Have you beheld greatness?
Reply: Yes, Hunwick.

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March 24th, 2010 at 3:00 PM
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Number 7
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mgohaiku

M-blogverse wonders:
3-3-5 or 4-2-5?
No! 5-7-5!

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March 24th, 2010 at 3:00 PM
#21
PurpleStuff
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Shore haiku

Hair looks like Sonic
Also have abs like Rambo
Ron-Ron juice for all

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March 24th, 2010 at 3:03 PM
#22
CleverMichiganR...
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Engineer's woe

Stuck in the UGLi
Why study for my 3 exams?
MGoBlog awaits

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March 24th, 2010 at 3:05 PM
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the_white_tiger
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Little French Ginger: Play

Little French Ginger:
Play well, stay healthy, be strong,
You're our only hope.

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March 24th, 2010 at 3:12 PM
#24
JamesBondHerpesMeds
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Neuheisel's purple Warriors

Neuheisel's purple
Warriors are no match for
Phil Brabbs' robot leg

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March 24th, 2010 at 3:43 PM
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Engin77
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Hmmmmm,

Glad are we all, that
helmeted did not fit, 'tween
purple - Warriors

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March 24th, 2010 at 3:57 PM
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JamesBondHerpesMeds
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I had hoped, sir,

I had hoped, sir, that
Pluralizing Warrior would
Clear that up for y'all.

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March 24th, 2010 at 3:16 PM
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BlockM
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Enough grammar talk! How long

Enough grammar talk!
How long until the spring game?
Got football blue balls.

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March 24th, 2010 at 3:18 PM
#28
GoBlueYork
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EMO Haiku

Very bored at work
Want to go to Ann Arbor
Life has no meaning

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March 24th, 2010 at 3:27 PM
#29
Engin77
Joined: 07/02/2008
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Save-ior

So many Blue streaks gone
This past pair of painful years
Hunwick saves twenty

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March 24th, 2010 at 3:27 PM
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Foote Fetish
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MGoAdvances in Poetry

I call this "The Stack"

D Linemen
Linebackers
No-Fly-Zone Lives Here

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March 24th, 2010 at 3:41 PM
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Baldbill
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Alternate Haiku pattern, good one.

Modify
the format
3-3-5 Defense

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March 24th, 2010 at 3:52 PM
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Foote Fetish
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Thank You

I call this one 'Weis.'

I Ponder
The Size of
The Once Golden Whale

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March 24th, 2010 at 4:07 PM
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BlockM
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I unknowingly wrote a haiku

I unknowingly wrote a haiku about Weis in 9th grade:

The obese man weeps.
The remote sits deathly still,
Fifteen feet away.

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March 24th, 2010 at 4:09 PM
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uniqenam
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This glorious one Will have

This glorious one
Will have all my upvoting
It really should win

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March 24th, 2010 at 3:35 PM
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the Bray
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MGoPoints: 922
Two of mine -

Holy Toledo
Wake me when it's time for hoops
What? We suck at that?

Twenty-four and oh
Ruined because of K.C.
Can this year get worse?

http://popculturepoems.blogspot.com/search/label/Haiku

K.C. is Kicking Competency Lopata.

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March 24th, 2010 at 3:37 PM
#36
OysterMonkey
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Meta-Haiku

A Haiku has five
syllables at first and then
seven, then five more.

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March 24th, 2010 at 3:44 PM
#37
Tacopants
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Fin.

The past year has been
terrible beyond belief
TAKE IT LIKE A MAN

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March 24th, 2010 at 3:49 PM
#38
hartattack26
Joined: 12/19/2009
MGoPoints: 710
Demar, Dreads, and Tate Get

Demar, Dreads, and Tate
Get off MY lawn you old man
Glory is our fate

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March 24th, 2010 at 3:49 PM
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formerlyanonymous
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Reading a new book South Park

Reading a new book
South Park and Philosophy
Will apply it to M.

Besides, M baseball
and IPFW
preview is near done

home opening day
is this friday, all should go.
it wont be that cold

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March 24th, 2010 at 3:59 PM
#40
Engin77
Joined: 07/02/2008
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About this place

uncomprehending,
outsiders wonder: what is
MGoBlog about?

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March 24th, 2010 at 3:58 PM
#41
evenyoubrutus
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For you, the Free Press The

For you, the Free Press
The Ann Arbor News, Now You
Now behold your fate

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March 24th, 2010 at 4:06 PM
#42
BiSB
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Ode to a walk-on...

Dongs bruised, on our knees...
But wee goalie stood on head.
Onward to Fort Wayne!

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March 24th, 2010 at 4:20 PM
#43
MGraceBlue
Joined: 02/22/2009
MGoPoints: 20
i don't like haikus sometimes

i don't like haikus
sometimes they don't make much sense
refrigerator

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March 24th, 2010 at 4:21 PM
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King of Belch was dead, Until

King of Belch was dead,
Until Tamburlaine then came,
Who must soon be banned.

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March 24th, 2010 at 4:21 PM
#45
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Maize and Blue

A blue sky overhead
The sun burns a blazing maize
Who can argue God?

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March 24th, 2010 at 4:26 PM
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sigh.....

You're having issues
With Haiku syllable rules
You started this post?

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March 24th, 2010 at 4:30 PM
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BornInAA
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sorry

syllablizer
is broken - I didn't say I
would win the contest

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March 24th, 2010 at 4:35 PM
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Bosch
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Again.

Three poems submitted.
Not one meets criteria.
Will we show mercy?

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March 24th, 2010 at 4:46 PM
(Reply to #56) #49
BornInAA
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Will... Not... Fail... Again...

Please, try to forgive,
nothing can be taken back,
Just forget bad things

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March 24th, 2010 at 5:23 PM
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Bosch
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Good recovery.

I spent the night at
a Holiday Inn Express.
Hence, Bosch FTW!

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March 24th, 2010 at 6:16 PM
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BornInAA
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//This message was sent from a mobile device

Blogging from my car
I roll over and over three times
I cannot feel my legs

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March 24th, 2010 at 7:17 PM
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Bosch
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lol.

Just when it appears
That you take 1 step forward,
You take 2 steps back.

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March 24th, 2010 at 7:43 PM
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BornInAA
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Ponder

How come the Batman
Lived in an underground cave but
Robin had no tree nest?

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March 24th, 2010 at 8:08 PM
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Bosch
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no....

My mind is aching.
You cannot be serious.
Find a new hobby.

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March 24th, 2010 at 4:25 PM
#55
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Ode To Tressel.

Think for a second
And try not to laugh. Penis
in a sweatervest.

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March 24th, 2010 at 4:25 PM
#56
rbgoblue
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Fuck Journalism

Michael Rosenberg,
Jim Carty, and Drew Sharp too,
Waste of Oxygen.

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March 24th, 2010 at 4:28 PM
#57
Ernis
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Genesis

God beheld the Earth
During Michigan Football
And said, "It is good."

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March 24th, 2010 at 4:29 PM
#58
mdsgoblue
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MGoPoints: 567
Stuttered by sweater vest...

What's all of this blue?
Why is it here in my shoe?
What happened? We lose?

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March 24th, 2010 at 4:33 PM
#59
WildcatBlue
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MGoPoints: 503
Late to the party here.

State Wide Receivers
The opposite of anglers
Release and then catch.

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March 24th, 2010 at 4:34 PM
#60
DoubleMs
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MGoPoints: 611
Add Brandon, GERG, and Anton

Add Brandon, GERG, and
Anton Van der Ven, and get
The Hair Club for Men

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March 24th, 2010 at 4:37 PM
#61
BleedingBlue
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Joined: 07/25/2008
MGoPoints: 2129
Tradition

Back to winning ways,
The hockey team did bring us.
Football will follow.

Winning seven games
In the autumn should suffice
But Rose Bowl would rock

Wolverine anger,
pent up, frothy, bad ass swag
will spill forth with wins

Gerg puts in the stack,
The defense returns to form.
QB's running scared!

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March 24th, 2010 at 4:46 PM
#62
Mich4Life
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Joined: 04/15/2009
MGoPoints: 209
I dream of roses of

I dream of roses
of championships right now
senior year go blue

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March 24th, 2010 at 4:49 PM
#63
UMphd
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Joined: 10/06/2008
MGoPoints: 83
High Hopes

High hopes for this fall
Better days are still ahead
Let's jump to '11!

(Yeah, ya gotta slur eleven a little...)

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March 24th, 2010 at 5:01 PM
#64
TTUwolverine
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Joined: 04/13/2009
MGoPoints: 2149
Haikus are weak.

Walk-On Nick Sheridan threw lots of picks
Followed by Threet who took too many licks.
Then Forcier came, to step up our game,
Now everyone knows Drew Sharp is a dick.

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March 24th, 2010 at 5:15 PM
#65
BigCat14
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Joined: 09/14/2009
MGoPoints: 1120
soon i will behold...

soon i will behold the
sound of click/clack cleats and
the site of our new box seats!

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March 24th, 2010 at 5:22 PM
#66
MGoJohn
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Im not good at Haiku's...

..so here is my Spartan rap from another thread:

Smoke Green, Snort White
Can't Read, Can't Write
If your an engineer, we will fight
We're stuck at Moo U, that is our plight
Our Coach's punishments, they are light
Cell block 13, is in our sight
MSU and Jackson county, we are super tight
We are as good as U of M, well not quite
But we think we're cool, just sippin on some Sprite
Just like rats, we roam the night
Against nerdy fellow students, we inflict our might
95% of the time, we're high as a kite
Student athletes should obey the law, yeah right
Just ask Glenn Winston, he ain't contrite
Its in our nature to brawl, just like a shark wants to bite
Us folks in East Lansing, we're not too bright
When we see that winged helmet, we cower in fright

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March 24th, 2010 at 5:32 PM
#67
Tha Quiet Storm
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Joined: 12/22/2008
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Sparty No

He is forgiving
when you beat women and nerds.
Mark Dantonio

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March 24th, 2010 at 5:57 PM
#68
MGoKereton
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Joined: 01/21/2010
MGoPoints: 1126
Infinite dong punch Is

Infinite dong punch
Is finally behind us
Time to kick some ass.

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March 24th, 2010 at 5:58 PM
#69
wigeon
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MGoPoints: 6729
too late for a good vibe?

Carl Hagelin is Bork
He'll hammer some nice Beaver
Beat Bemidji too!!

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March 24th, 2010 at 7:21 PM
(Reply to #69) #70
Bosch
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1 more

I would have chosen
To use "The Leaders and Best"
For your last sentence.

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March 24th, 2010 at 7:08 PM
#71
jmblue
Joined: 11/07/2008
MGoPoints: 56299
"Meta"

On the MGoBoard
We fancy writing haikus.
We are rather odd.

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March 24th, 2010 at 7:09 PM
#72
Drill
Joined: 06/30/2008
MGoPoints: 707
There's a reason I'm an engineer.

No way I'll do this.
I can't write haikus for crap.
What's a syllable?

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March 24th, 2010 at 9:31 PM
(Reply to #71) #73
Crowpuppy
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Joined: 12/01/2009
MGoPoints: 1551
Nah...

You are too modest
I like your haiku, it's good
Then again, I'm nuts

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March 24th, 2010 at 7:25 PM
#74
DoctorDave
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Joined: 01/05/2009
MGoPoints: 845
Haiku Sonnet: True Wolverine

TRUE WOLVERINE

We have the best team
In the country. We have the
Finest tradition.

We have the most wins.
We have the greatest fight song.
Our helmets have wings.

Ev'ry Saturday
110,000 fans
Pack out the Big House.

So get off your ass!
Make some noise, dammit! Hail
The victors valiant!

Or give your f**king
Seat to a true wolverine.

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March 24th, 2010 at 10:34 PM
#75
sammylittle
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Joined: 09/29/2008
MGoPoints: 4225
MGoBoard Haiku

Dreaming of night games,
I facebook stalk a teenager.
Rooting for Sparty?

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March 24th, 2010 at 10:58 PM
#76
WildcatBlue
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Joined: 08/09/2008
MGoPoints: 503
RIP

A dying thread says:
Hey this was fun now move on.
Ashes to ashes.

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