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Mike Lantry, 1972
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MGoHaiku
March 24th, 2010 at 1:31 PM
#1
MGoHaiku
March 24th, 2010 at 1:39 PM
#2
I am a ginger
but I am true
I am a ginger
but I am true blue inside
MGo points for me
March 24th, 2010 at 2:32 PM
#3
Because you are bald
No one
Because you are bald
No one knows you are ginger
Except your girlfriend
March 24th, 2010 at 2:45 PM
#4
A beard can say things
about
A beard can say things
about the color of hairs
that baldness can not
March 24th, 2010 at 1:41 PM
#5
Today's Posts
Ginger/Korean
Must put it in Paint, or else
"I couldn't care less"
March 24th, 2010 at 1:40 PM
#6
Am I reading that wrong or
Am I reading that wrong or are you missing a syllable in the middle line?
March 24th, 2010 at 1:43 PM
#7
counter
UMDad o' mine
you need to critize in rhyme
or no points for you
March 24th, 2010 at 1:48 PM
#8
Oh, the years I searched
For
Oh, the years I searched
For a light to guide my ship
Thank you, MGoBlog
March 24th, 2010 at 1:43 PM
#9
Screw originality and creativity
Hail to the Victors!
Hail to the conqu'ring heroes!
Hail to Michigan!
March 24th, 2010 at 1:51 PM
#10
Victors!!
Hey, man, that's my jam
I can't believe I missed it
Elbel was da man
March 24th, 2010 at 2:54 PM
#11
I think what we have
In Ohio
I think what we have
In Ohio U M Fan
is a winner, man
March 24th, 2010 at 1:43 PM
#12
Graham stomps Bucks
Zoltan
Graham stomps Bucks
Zoltan punts ball far
We will miss them both
Also found this--it will waste five minutes
http://www.everypoet.net/haiku/prepare.php
chaste laughter tumbles
unborn saxophones boasting
idiot brightens
March 24th, 2010 at 3:23 PM
#13
Do you understand?Haiku is
Do you understand?
Haiku is five seven five
please count it again
That was a response
Regarding your first attempt
Second is all good
March 24th, 2010 at 1:50 PM
#14
Once I thought GERG was
Made
Once I thought GERG was
Made of hairspray and maize shirts.
Now, pure awesomeness.
March 24th, 2010 at 1:51 PM
#15
Oh how I love Blue
But the
Oh how I love Blue
But the buckeyes, I do not
They can go eat shit
March 24th, 2010 at 1:52 PM
#16
While the Big Ten sleeps
Our
While the Big Ten sleeps
Our ninja army grows stronger
Sleep Jim Tressel, sleep
March 24th, 2010 at 1:53 PM
#17
Tate's arm will lead us
To
Tate's arm will lead us
To glory and victories.
Don't fall off again.
March 24th, 2010 at 1:57 PM
#18
Word:
There's been some bad threads
This is not one of them, though
Wish the noobs would learn
March 24th, 2010 at 2:00 PM
#19
Legend
When asked in future
days, Have you beheld greatness?
Reply: Yes, Hunwick.
March 24th, 2010 at 2:00 PM
#20
mgohaiku
M-blogverse wonders:
3-3-5 or 4-2-5?
No! 5-7-5!
March 24th, 2010 at 2:00 PM
#21
Shore haiku
Hair looks like Sonic
Also have abs like Rambo
Ron-Ron juice for all
March 24th, 2010 at 2:03 PM
#22
Engineer's woe
Stuck in the UGLi
Why study for my 3 exams?
MGoBlog awaits
March 24th, 2010 at 2:05 PM
#23
Little French Ginger:
Play
Little French Ginger:
Play well, stay healthy, be strong,
You're our only hope.
March 24th, 2010 at 2:12 PM
#24
Neuheisel's purple
Warriors
Neuheisel's purple
Warriors are no match for
Phil Brabbs' robot leg
March 24th, 2010 at 2:43 PM
#25
Hmmmmm,
Glad are we all, that
helmeted did not fit, 'tween
purple - Warriors
March 24th, 2010 at 2:57 PM
#26
I had hoped, sir,
I had hoped, sir, that
Pluralizing Warrior would
Clear that up for y'all.
March 24th, 2010 at 2:16 PM
#27
Enough grammar talk!
How long
Enough grammar talk!
How long until the spring game?
Got football blue balls.
March 24th, 2010 at 2:18 PM
#28
EMO Haiku
Very bored at work
Want to go to Ann Arbor
Life has no meaning
March 24th, 2010 at 2:27 PM
#29
Save-ior
So many Blue streaks gone
This past pair of painful years
Hunwick saves twenty
March 24th, 2010 at 2:27 PM
#30
MGoAdvances in Poetry
I call this "The Stack"
D Linemen
Linebackers
No-Fly-Zone Lives Here
March 24th, 2010 at 2:41 PM
#31
Alternate Haiku pattern, good one.
Modify
the format
3-3-5 Defense
March 24th, 2010 at 2:52 PM
#32
Thank You
I call this one 'Weis.'
I Ponder
The Size of
The Once Golden Whale
March 24th, 2010 at 3:07 PM
#33
I unknowingly wrote a haiku
I unknowingly wrote a haiku about Weis in 9th grade:
The obese man weeps.
The remote sits deathly still,
Fifteen feet away.
March 24th, 2010 at 3:09 PM
#34
This glorious one
Will have
This glorious one
Will have all my upvoting
It really should win
March 24th, 2010 at 2:35 PM
#35
Two of mine -
Holy Toledo
Wake me when it's time for hoops
What? We suck at that?
Twenty-four and oh
Ruined because of K.C.
Can this year get worse?
http://popculturepoems.blogspot.com/search/label/Haiku
K.C. is Kicking Competency Lopata.
March 24th, 2010 at 2:37 PM
#36
Meta-Haiku
A Haiku has five
syllables at first and then
seven, then five more.
March 24th, 2010 at 2:44 PM
#37
Fin.
The past year has been
terrible beyond belief
TAKE IT LIKE A MAN
March 24th, 2010 at 2:49 PM
#38
Demar, Dreads, and Tate
Get
Demar, Dreads, and Tate
Get off MY lawn you old man
Glory is our fate
March 24th, 2010 at 2:49 PM
#39
Reading a new book
South Park
Reading a new book
South Park and Philosophy
Will apply it to M.
Besides, M baseball
and IPFW
preview is near done
home opening day
is this friday, all should go.
it wont be that cold
March 24th, 2010 at 2:59 PM
#40
About this place
uncomprehending,
outsiders wonder: what is
MGoBlog about?
March 24th, 2010 at 2:58 PM
#41
For you, the Free Press
The
For you, the Free Press
The Ann Arbor News, Now You
Now behold your fate
March 24th, 2010 at 3:06 PM
#42
Ode to a walk-on...
Dongs bruised, on our knees...
But wee goalie stood on head.
Onward to Fort Wayne!
March 24th, 2010 at 3:20 PM
#43
i don't like haikus
sometimes
i don't like haikus
sometimes they don't make much sense
refrigerator
March 24th, 2010 at 3:21 PM
#44
King of Belch was dead,
Until
King of Belch was dead,
Until Tamburlaine then came,
Who must soon be banned.
March 24th, 2010 at 3:21 PM
#45
Maize and Blue
A blue sky overhead
The sun burns a blazing maize
Who can argue God?
March 24th, 2010 at 3:26 PM
#46
sigh.....
You're having issues
With Haiku syllable rules
You started this post?
March 24th, 2010 at 3:30 PM
#47
sorry
syllablizer
is broken - I didn't say I
would win the contest
