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MGoHaiku
I am a ginger
but I am true blue inside
MGo points for me
Because you are bald
No one knows you are ginger
Except your girlfriend
A beard can say things
about the color of hairs
that baldness can not
Ginger/Korean
Must put it in Paint, or else
"I couldn't care less"
Am I reading that wrong or are you missing a syllable in the middle line?
UMDad o' mine
you need to critize in rhyme
or no points for you
Oh, the years I searched
For a light to guide my ship
Thank you, MGoBlog
Hail to the Victors!
Hail to the conqu'ring heroes!
Hail to Michigan!
Hey, man, that's my jam
I can't believe I missed it
Elbel was da man
I think what we have
In Ohio U M Fan
is a winner, man
Graham stomps Bucks
Zoltan punts ball far
We will miss them both
Also found this--it will waste five minutes
http://www.everypoet.net/haiku/prepare.php
chaste laughter tumbles
unborn saxophones boasting
idiot brightens
Do you understand?
Haiku is five seven five
please count it again
That was a response
Regarding your first attempt
Second is all good
Once I thought GERG was
Made of hairspray and maize shirts.
Now, pure awesomeness.
Oh how I love Blue
But the buckeyes, I do not
They can go eat shit
While the Big Ten sleeps
Our ninja army grows stronger
Sleep Jim Tressel, sleep
Tate's arm will lead us
To glory and victories.
Don't fall off again.
There's been some bad threads
This is not one of them, though
Wish the noobs would learn
When asked in future
days, Have you beheld greatness?
Reply: Yes, Hunwick.
M-blogverse wonders:
3-3-5 or 4-2-5?
No! 5-7-5!
Hair looks like Sonic
Also have abs like Rambo
Ron-Ron juice for all
Stuck in the UGLi
Why study for my 3 exams?
MGoBlog awaits
Little French Ginger:
Play well, stay healthy, be strong,
You're our only hope.
Neuheisel's purple
Warriors are no match for
Phil Brabbs' robot leg
Glad are we all, that
helmeted did not fit, 'tween
purple - Warriors
I had hoped, sir, that
Pluralizing Warrior would
Clear that up for y'all.
Enough grammar talk!
How long until the spring game?
Got football blue balls.
Very bored at work
Want to go to Ann Arbor
Life has no meaning
So many Blue streaks gone
This past pair of painful years
Hunwick saves twenty
I call this "The Stack"
D Linemen
Linebackers
No-Fly-Zone Lives Here
Modify
the format
3-3-5 Defense
I call this one 'Weis.'
I Ponder
The Size of
The Once Golden Whale
I unknowingly wrote a haiku about Weis in 9th grade:
The obese man weeps.
The remote sits deathly still,
Fifteen feet away.
This glorious one
Will have all my upvoting
It really should win
Holy Toledo
Wake me when it's time for hoops
What? We suck at that?
Twenty-four and oh
Ruined because of K.C.
Can this year get worse?
http://popculturepoems.blogspot.com/search/label/Haiku
K.C. is Kicking Competency Lopata.
A Haiku has five
syllables at first and then
seven, then five more.
The past year has been
terrible beyond belief
TAKE IT LIKE A MAN
Demar, Dreads, and Tate
Get off MY lawn you old man
Glory is our fate
Reading a new book
South Park and Philosophy
Will apply it to M.
Besides, M baseball
and IPFW
preview is near done
home opening day
is this friday, all should go.
it wont be that cold
uncomprehending,
outsiders wonder: what is
MGoBlog about?
For you, the Free Press
The Ann Arbor News, Now You
Now behold your fate
Dongs bruised, on our knees...
But wee goalie stood on head.
Onward to Fort Wayne!
i don't like haikus
sometimes they don't make much sense
refrigerator
King of Belch was dead,
Until Tamburlaine then came,
Who must soon be banned.
A blue sky overhead
The sun burns a blazing maize
Who can argue God?
You're having issues
With Haiku syllable rules
You started this post?
syllablizer
is broken - I didn't say I
would win the contest
Three poems submitted.
Not one meets criteria.
Will we show mercy?
Please, try to forgive,
nothing can be taken back,
Just forget bad things
I spent the night at
a Holiday Inn Express.
Hence, Bosch FTW!
Think for a second
And try not to laugh. Penis
in a sweatervest.
Michael Rosenberg,
Jim Carty, and Drew Sharp too,
Waste of Oxygen.
God beheld the Earth
During Michigan Football
And said, "It is good."
What's all of this blue?
Why is it here in my shoe?
What happened? We lose?
State Wide Receivers
The opposite of anglers
Release and then catch.
Add Brandon, GERG, and
Anton Van der Ven, and get
The Hair Club for Men
Back to winning ways,
The hockey team did bring us.
Football will follow.
Winning seven games
In the autumn should suffice
But Rose Bowl would rock
Wolverine anger,
pent up, frothy, bad ass swag
will spill forth with wins
Gerg puts in the stack,
The defense returns to form.
QB's running scared!
I dream of roses
of championships right now
senior year go blue
High hopes for this fall
Better days are still ahead
Let's jump to '11!
(Yeah, ya gotta slur eleven a little...)
Walk-On Nick Sheridan threw lots of picks
Followed by Threet who took too many licks.
Then Forcier came, to step up our game,
Now everyone knows Drew Sharp is a dick.
soon i will behold the
sound of click/clack cleats and
the site of our new box seats!
..so here is my Spartan rap from another thread:
Smoke Green, Snort White
Can't Read, Can't Write
If your an engineer, we will fight
We're stuck at Moo U, that is our plight
Our Coach's punishments, they are light
Cell block 13, is in our sight
MSU and Jackson county, we are super tight
We are as good as U of M, well not quite
But we think we're cool, just sippin on some Sprite
Just like rats, we roam the night
Against nerdy fellow students, we inflict our might
95% of the time, we're high as a kite
Student athletes should obey the law, yeah right
Just ask Glenn Winston, he ain't contrite
Its in our nature to brawl, just like a shark wants to bite
Us folks in East Lansing, we're not too bright
When we see that winged helmet, we cower in fright
He is forgiving
when you beat women and nerds.
Mark Dantonio
Infinite dong punch
Is finally behind us
Time to kick some ass.
Carl Hagelin is Bork
He'll hammer some nice Beaver
Beat Bemidji too!!
I would have chosen
To use "The Leaders and Best"
For your last sentence.
On the MGoBoard
We fancy writing haikus.
We are rather odd.
No way I'll do this.
I can't write haikus for crap.
What's a syllable?
You are too modest
I like your haiku, it's good
Then again, I'm nuts
TRUE WOLVERINE
We have the best team
In the country. We have the
Finest tradition.
We have the most wins.
We have the greatest fight song.
Our helmets have wings.
Ev'ry Saturday
110,000 fans
Pack out the Big House.
So get off your ass!
Make some noise, dammit! Hail
The victors valiant!
Or give your f**king
Seat to a true wolverine.
Dreaming of night games,
I facebook stalk a teenager.
Rooting for Sparty?
A dying thread says:
Hey this was fun now move on.
Ashes to ashes.