I spent the night at
a Holiday Inn Express.
Hence, Bosch FTW!
Blogging from my car
I roll over and over three times
I cannot feel my legs
Just when it appears
That you take 1 step forward,
You take 2 steps back.
How come the Batman
Lived in an underground cave but
Robin had no tree nest?
My mind is aching.
You cannot be serious.
Find a new hobby.
Think for a second
And try not to laugh. Penis
in a sweatervest.
Michael Rosenberg,
Jim Carty, and Drew Sharp too,
Waste of Oxygen.
God beheld the Earth
During Michigan Football
And said, "It is good."
What's all of this blue?
Why is it here in my shoe?
What happened? We lose?
State Wide Receivers
The opposite of anglers
Release and then catch.
Add Brandon, GERG, and
Anton Van der Ven, and get
The Hair Club for Men
Back to winning ways,
The hockey team did bring us.
Football will follow.
Winning seven games
In the autumn should suffice
But Rose Bowl would rock
Wolverine anger,
pent up, frothy, bad ass swag
will spill forth with wins
Gerg puts in the stack,
The defense returns to form.
QB's running scared!
I dream of roses
of championships right now
senior year go blue
High hopes for this fall
Better days are still ahead
Let's jump to '11!
(Yeah, ya gotta slur eleven a little...)
Walk-On Nick Sheridan threw lots of picks
Followed by Threet who took too many licks.
Then Forcier came, to step up our game,
Now everyone knows Drew Sharp is a dick.
soon i will behold the
sound of click/clack cleats and
the site of our new box seats!
..so here is my Spartan rap from another thread:
Smoke Green, Snort White
Can't Read, Can't Write
If your an engineer, we will fight
We're stuck at Moo U, that is our plight
Our Coach's punishments, they are light
Cell block 13, is in our sight
MSU and Jackson county, we are super tight
We are as good as U of M, well not quite
But we think we're cool, just sippin on some Sprite
Just like rats, we roam the night
Against nerdy fellow students, we inflict our might
95% of the time, we're high as a kite
Student athletes should obey the law, yeah right
Just ask Glenn Winston, he ain't contrite
Its in our nature to brawl, just like a shark wants to bite
Us folks in East Lansing, we're not too bright
When we see that winged helmet, we cower in fright
He is forgiving
when you beat women and nerds.
Mark Dantonio
Infinite dong punch
Is finally behind us
Time to kick some ass.
Carl Hagelin is Bork
He'll hammer some nice Beaver
Beat Bemidji too!!
Michigan: All time
Wins and winning percentage
Leaders and (the) Best
I would have chosen
To use "The Leaders and Best"
For your last sentence.
...connects the thought in the end of the first/second line and starts the thought of the third line, so that wouldn't work. But hey, create your own version of mine if you feel like it.
On the MGoBoard
We fancy writing haikus.
We are rather odd.
No way I'll do this.
I can't write haikus for crap.
What's a syllable?
You are too modest
I like your haiku, it's good
Then again, I'm nuts
TRUE WOLVERINE
We have the best team
In the country. We have the
Finest tradition.
We have the most wins.
We have the greatest fight song.
Our helmets have wings.
Ev'ry Saturday
110,000 fans
Pack out the Big House.
So get off your ass!
Make some noise, dammit! Hail
The victors valiant!
Or give your f**king
Seat to a true wolverine.
March 24th, 2010 at 10:34 PM ^
Dreaming of night games,
I facebook stalk a teenager.
Rooting for Sparty?
March 24th, 2010 at 10:58 PM ^
A dying thread says:
Hey this was fun now move on.
Ashes to ashes.