November 22nd, 2017 at 9:31 AM ^
I live amoung them
They boast, they brag - unending
I miss John Cooper
November 22nd, 2017 at 9:39 AM ^
Tressel gets show cause
The school gets Urban Meyer
Life is so not fair
November 22nd, 2017 at 9:40 AM ^
Sinister, ugly
With their large mouths they breath
Jim guarantees them shut
November 22nd, 2017 at 9:43 AM ^
November 22nd, 2017 at 9:44 AM ^
I hate hate hate hate
hate hate hate hate hate hate hate
hate hate Ohio State.
November 22nd, 2017 at 9:49 AM ^
Our coolers have beer
The Buckeye coolers have poop
Please take them back home
November 22nd, 2017 at 9:50 AM ^
Forever, I hate
That damn team, Ohio State
May we beat them, please?
OR....
With luck, we should win
But what is luck anyway?
A fluke play needed
November 22nd, 2017 at 9:53 AM ^
November 22nd, 2017 at 9:53 AM ^
Ref's pat on the ass
Is not a sign of bias
So say the Buckeyes
November 22nd, 2017 at 10:07 AM ^
up hatred in its purest form. Those bastard refs made a mockery of sport, the concept of competition, integrity, competence, you name it, at level never before seen.
November 22nd, 2017 at 10:57 AM ^
On the biggest play
JT's head crossed the line
But the ball did no
November 22nd, 2017 at 9:57 AM ^
Urban Anusface
Urban, Urban Anusface
Urban Anusface
EDIT: Added a comma on Line 2 between first and second Urban. Reads much better now.
November 22nd, 2017 at 10:00 AM ^
November 22nd, 2017 at 10:18 AM ^
Crushing Buckeye Nuts
Such is happiness - make you
Shit your Golden Pants
November 22nd, 2017 at 10:16 AM ^
torment of recent
shall be assuaged by Harbaugh
putting boot in ass
November 22nd, 2017 at 10:17 AM ^
Playoff worthy no
Shellacking from Iowa
Proves Buckeyes unfit
November 22nd, 2017 at 1:33 PM ^
Michigan will win
All the poor sad truck drivers
"I guarantee it"
November 22nd, 2017 at 10:18 AM ^
November 22nd, 2017 at 10:25 AM ^
Speight Peters O'Korn
Malzone McCaffrey Sessa
Just hand the ball off
November 22nd, 2017 at 10:32 AM ^
Playoff worthy? No.
Your wins are most substandard.
All say: "You must lose."
November 22nd, 2017 at 10:35 AM ^
All buckeye nation
Believes urban is a saint
He hasn't fooled us
November 22nd, 2017 at 10:47 AM ^
November 22nd, 2017 at 10:46 AM ^
I will always be
A Michigan Fan. Not just
in fair weather. HAIL
November 22nd, 2017 at 10:48 AM ^
The bad guys wear red,
But heroes wear maize and blue.
Hope Peters aims true.
November 22nd, 2017 at 10:52 AM ^
Ohio sucks ass
Meth, herpes, truckers, and trash
Toilet bowl is full
November 22nd, 2017 at 10:57 AM ^
I miss John Cooper
Please come back to us very soon
Bauserman for life
November 22nd, 2017 at 11:06 AM ^
In 1968 is Never to be forgotten, forgived
but yes to understand is to know How Bad M Wants to BEAT Ohio.
Everyday of the year. Go Blue.
November 22nd, 2017 at 11:42 AM ^
Losers wear Red.
Winners wear Blue.
Bacteria lives in a toilet.
Ohio residents do too.
November 22nd, 2017 at 1:34 PM ^
November 22nd, 2017 at 12:29 PM ^
Butt lubricated
Pro-Buckeye refs form a line
Delaney chuckles
November 22nd, 2017 at 12:30 PM ^
May thine hearts be true
To our revered Maize and Blue
Fuck Ohio State
November 22nd, 2017 at 12:50 PM ^
Harbaugh guarantees
Buckeye miseries; alas,
Maybe not this year
November 22nd, 2017 at 1:10 PM ^
Trolling Michigan and backing the Buckeyes as his school.
Even though he couldn't spell cat if you spotted him the c and the t.
He can kiss my ass!
November 22nd, 2017 at 1:19 PM ^
Fumbles by their best
Barrett, Dobbins, and Weber
Crush their dreams and nuts
November 22nd, 2017 at 1:27 PM ^
Toilet Bowl Stinkers
Can smell them a mile away
Buckeye tears bring joy
November 22nd, 2017 at 1:49 PM ^
Strew them along the highway
All the way back home!
November 22nd, 2017 at 1:51 PM ^
November 22nd, 2017 at 2:44 PM ^
In '11 we last won
Hairlipped chick almost punched me
We are so due to win
November 22nd, 2017 at 2:59 PM ^
Rick Flair says Woo
Victory
November 22nd, 2017 at 3:04 PM ^
When Urban loses
The curse finally lifted
Tears in Ohio
November 22nd, 2017 at 4:26 PM ^
fuck ohio state.
November 22nd, 2017 at 6:46 PM ^
Barrett was stopped short.
We don't forget or forgive.
(Griffin fumbled, too.)
November 22nd, 2017 at 7:20 PM ^
Hate hate hate hate hate
Rabble rabble rouse argh grr
Grumble grumble hate
November 22nd, 2017 at 7:48 PM ^
....rivalry between UM and Ohio. I hate the f'ing and absolute abortion of officating that went on last year. There was something wrong...really wrong with that crew of officials, and Delany just showed what a jackass he really is by doing nothing and at LEAST giving UM fans a decent confirmation that the job they did was a complete shit-fest.
I don't mind losing a fair game, but I do mind getting a screw job from a bunch of bucky eyed refs. If that team of slimy officals is anywhere near UM stadium this year, I hope the crowd boo's every call they make so loud that not even God can hear them.
November 22nd, 2017 at 11:38 PM ^
Whatever happens
Hail to the Leaders and Best
Forever Go Blue
November 22nd, 2017 at 11:48 PM ^
Eat rotten eggs ohio
with spoiled milk
and a dead frog
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Now I will go google Haiku so I know what it is. Looks like half sentences or something.