MGoConfessions

In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max’s toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog…When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I went nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out…But the worst thing I ever done — I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa — and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.

 

oh my what happened?

very sorry about this...

 

i really do know how to use computers i swear it

I am the straight up doppelgänger of Nick Sheridan. During the summer before he became starting quarterback I pretended to be him on campus and the neighboring areas. I slept with 16 girls using his name.

growing up in ohio in the 80's  my dad didnt watch college football so i had no interest in it.  every year the day before THE GAME, our school would hold a pep rally: Ohio fans on one side, Michigan fans on the other.  All my friends were Ohio fans, so I just sat with them and cheered for Ohio. I didnt know any better (This pains me to even write this)  by the time I got to high schoolI saw the light and  Desmond Howard and the Fab Five showed me MICHIGAN is the right choice. 

I actually was excited for Rich Rod and thought we would be winning national titles with him.  I defended him until late 2010, then I finally realized we needed someone else. 

I thought  we were gonna go undefeated in 2007 so I bought season tix from ebay and payed more than double for them.  I'm still upset I payed that much, sure glad I have real season tix now.  Although I did sell the tickets to THE HORROR, which turned out to be one of the greatest decisions ive ever made

 

Despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary, I secretly believe Michigan will prevail by the slimmest of margins.

I didn't like the RR hire. I hated the Hoke hire. I seriously don't like DB, and always think "douchebag" when I read or use those initials. I left the Syracuse beat down in the 3rd quarter. Desmond Howard's catch against Notre Dame makes me cry a little bit. I've got a really old school 21 jersey that I say is Desmond Howard, but I think might really be Tshimanga Biakabutuka. Bought it so long ago I can't remember. I wear said jersey to all Michigan games. F all anti jersey sentiment. Said jersey has been washed maybe twice in it's lifetime. I was ambivalent toward Michigan and Michigan State until about 14 yrs old. Watching the band come out of the tunnel sometimes makes me tear up a little. I wish they still thrust both arms up in the air in sequence as they come out like they used to. For awhile I hated Notre Dame more than Ohio. I didn't buy season tickets my freshman year. I still can't comprehend this. Still went to every home game. I let my season tickets go after graduation because I thought I would never live in Michigan. Again, incomprehensible. Thank God I married a Michigan grad who still had hers. I refused to leave Penn Penn State 2010 early, causing our whole group to be locked in traffic for about 4 hrs after the game. I lost my UTL ticket somewhere between our tailgate and the portapotty. Merry F-ing Christmas to whoever. I can barely stand to see the previous sentance in writing.

I was an instant Tom Brady fan and thought he was head & shoulders better than Hensen. As you may recall, Lloyd went with the 2 QB system for a while. During the middle of a game when Hensen threw and INT, I looked up Hensen's campus phone #. I left him a voicemail that said something like, "Why are you playing?? You're not as good as Brady. You should be on the bench."

 

Yes, I was an ass.

I left the Braylon game early

When I was I grad school I had extremely awesome AD connections and once had tickets that put me in the front row near the 50 yard line. I couldn't even tell you what game it was and I probably talked to my GF the whole time without watching the game.

Mine: I don't really hate Notre Dame. I hate them when we play them, and usually for a little while afterwards because of their annoying fans always complaining about officiating, but other than that ND doesn't really bug me.

I feel they have many parallels with Michigan: great fight song, storied tradition, great helmets and uniforms (most of the time). In a parallel universe where M football didn't exist, I would be an ND fan in a heartbeat over MSU/OSU/PSU/etc.

When I was a little kid who liked the NFL logos over the bland PSU/ND style helmets, I once asked my mom "why are you getting so upset over the Michigan game? It's only college!"