I'm mad I missed the cereal debate yesterday so I'm injecting myself into it now.
Pretty simple. Click the link, choose "other" , and type in your favorite cereal and I'll count up all the horrible misspelled results and post them here after 24 hours or something to find out what the official BESTCEREALEVER is.
No rules. If you want to get on the Cap'n Crunch Erotica subreddit and rally for votes, that's fine. If you cheat on an online poll about breakfast cereal, that says a lot about you.
I'm mad I missed the cereal debate yesterday so I'm injecting myself into it now.
REESES PUFFS GONNA WIN
I forgot about those. Yum.
I think I eat way too much cereal for a grown man. Whole milk only, like a boss.
I'm a grown man and don't consider cereal for kids only. It's just food...delicious food at that. I seriously cut back on how much cereal I eat because the ones I like are loaded with sugar, but every now and then I get about five boxes on a grocery store trip.
a caucasion male in my mid thirties from the midwest with brownish blond hair, blue eyes, about 6'1, 210, and I really have to agree that cereal is for grown up as well. Raisen Bran never gets old.
As you forgot to enter shoe size, adidas or Nike, marital status, whether you have kids (and then their ages and whether they're in private or public school) and lastly, whether your countertops are granite or not.
12.5 (I know, right?!), Samba, palygamous, 14 (confirmed) children - all of them 8 year olds, home schooled. And, yeah dude, granite. Totally granite.
But he complained that his family took them for granite.
THE MONEY FAUCET RIGHT HERE.
As of right now Reeses puffs would be winning if everyone spelled it the same
Haven't seen MeanJoe today, but his and Blake O'Neill's favorite is
I think it contains real bits of koala.
Well, to be fair, you didn't spell it correctly either, mate. There is an apostrophe in the name.
Because it is fact that the best cereal is a tie between Grape Nuts, Frosted Flakes, Fruit Loops, Apple Jacks and Cap'n Crunch with Crunchberries.
I remember making my mom buy that when I was a kid, as I liked both grapes and nuts.
She told me that I wouldn't like it, but I was adamant that it was going to be delicious.
Boy was I pissed when I found out that box was full of gravel. To mom's credit, she didn't make me eat all of it. I think she was too busy laughing at my disgust and disappointment.
/Frosted Flakes and Sugar Smacks FTW
Whole milk + sugar
Incubate at room temp overnight
enjoy in the morning (still crunchy too)
I'm surprised I didn't wake anyone up laughing at that.
I love Grape Nuts but it gives me heartburn. Only food I know of that does it. The struggle is real.
The only correct answer to OP's question is, obviously, Cracklin' Oat Bran.
Grape nuts? Why not just eat a bowl of pebbles?
Pebbles or Bam Bam?
Quisp or Quake?
Definitely a big shout out to Grape-nuts, the king of cereals. For those of you without a mountain of chest hair, throw some raisins in there like I do. Gives it a little bit of sweetness and chewiness, which balances out the crunch.
Added bonus of Grape-nuts is they could keep you satiated until dinner, whereas all these sugar cereals can't even tide you over til lunch.
This fits in the same category as Honeycomb and Fruity Pebbles.
Excellent tasting, yet it gets way too soggy before you can finish the bowl. Automatic disqualification.
If you can't finish a bowl of Cinnamon Toast Crunch before it gets soggy, I don't know how you can make it through life. Knowing that there are people out there who suffer like this makes me sad.
Please, don't feel sad. I like to both chew my cereal, and have the capacity to breathe while eating said bowl of cereal. Both options are not available when eating Cinnamon Toast Crunch (and the other cereals in this category). You basically go with one or the other then race to the finish. I like to enjoy/taste/breathe when I eat cereal, so it's out of the running.
Though the tastiness of CTC is not in question, it is only crunchy for ~18 seconds before it rapidly descends into an amorphus cinnamon tasting thixotropic colloid.
There is a veritable plethora of cereal options out there that allow me more than 46 seconds of time to eat the bowl before it turns to mush.
you get my vote for vocab word of the day
It's even better when it gets soggy....at that point you have cinnamon flavored milk.
Fruity Pebbles still my all time favorite.
I prefer it when it gets soggy, especially Fruity and Cocoa Pebbles.
Also, French Toast Crunch is better than Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
Absolutely not. That is just gross
*w/ strawberries...then yes
I voted for Grape Nuts, because I hate fun.
No grapes. No nuts. Would somebody please explain this?
VALUE. Not only is it the only cereal to create a feeling of actual fullness, but the box will literally last your entire lifetime. You can get a cow producing milk exclusively for your first box of Grape Nuts and it will eventually die after a long and healthy life before the box is empty. Needs a heaping spoon of sugar per bowl though.
you had better let that shit soak in the milk for a few hours before you try to eat it or you'll be replacing some dental work.
man I love Grape Nuts . . . .
did that double post? Christ . . . .
Only a problem if you're watching TV and can't hear shit over that satisfying crunch.
Had to vote twice to give some love to Grape Nuts.
Give me grape nuts and a couple spoonfuls of sugar and I'm a happy man.
try honey with grapenuts, game changer.
there is a bias towards cinamon toast crunch already
That's like saying there's a bias for breathing. It's not bias if it's a natural evolutionary instinct.
Reese's Puffs... Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Reese's Puffs.. Cinnamon Toast Crunch. I have some serious pondering to do.
Truer words have never been spoken
topped with eggs over easy, salt or a little soy sauce, pepper, and hot sauce of choice.
Frosted Flakes with Chocolate Milk.
Seriously. It'll change your perception of what cereal can be. Also, chocolate milk works well with Honey Nut Cherrios.
Also, if you live anywhere in SE Michigan, buy Calder Brothers chocolate milk. It will change your life.
However I did this regularly in the dorms as a freshman (Bursely in 2005/6). There was cereal, and there were milk dispensers, including a chocolate one. I was stopped a few times by curious folks as I filled cereal bowls with chocolate milks, but I think I created a convert or two. It's delicious.
As I said, my main 2 go-to cereals for it are Frosted Flakes and Honey Nut Cheerios, but I'm sure there are other cereals that are good with it too.
You're not me (I have 10 years on you), but it's been my experience that chocolate milk will improve most cereals (oatmeal included), save for those with fruit flavorings.
Voted Frankenberries. If it was more widely available at any time in its existence, I have no doubt in my mind that it would win. Underrated and underappreciated.
They seemed to get the shaft in the great cereal aisle shelf space debate among them, Boo-Berry, and Count Chocula.
Another great underrated cereal was/is Ka-Boom. I loved it, except it turned my turds green.
+1 for you sir. Frankenberries are fertilizer for the twig.
Google "Frankenberry Stool" - I'll wait.
How do you feel about Frankenberry being underappreciated now? I mean, what other cereal has that?
I will fight anyone who thinks otherwise unless you are better at fighting than me.
Frosted Flakes themselves are just okay. The milk afterwards, however, is divine.
Life cereal ftw!
A lot of votes for Shooter McGavin's Pieces of Shit...
When I read the poll results I didn't think "oreo o's" were a thing.
I was wrong, if I go to South Korea the internet tells me I can get oreo cereal.
"cut up bits of steak floating in whole milk" was an awesome answer for whoever did that one.
Any Cereal using gatorade as the liquid containing it!
I love Golden Grahams.
honey bunches of oats, strawberry all day
I didn't realize how many shit eaters there were on this blog.
I'm with you. I figured there would be more semi healthy eaters here, and holy shit was I wrong. I can't eat that sugar coated crap that passes as food in this country.
Great Grains is a good cereal, add a little raw honey and whole milk and you're in business. Much healthier than pretty much anything I've seen listed so far, other than Grape Nuts.
You all are going to have diabeetus soon.
No love for trix?!
Only the old school version where they were in shapes of berries. It's a travesty that they only come in spheres. It's an insult.
Mate, I love Trix. I got your back.
the MGoMrs. would eat the mini-Trix for dinner every night if she could.
A few months ago I was looking at the Cinnamon Toast Crunch on the grocery shelves and going "man, I wonder what happened to French Toast Crunch. I want some."
Literally the very next time at the store there was some sitting on the shelf. PROFIT.
Next time I go to a store I'm gonna say "man, I wonder what happened to Emma Watson asking me out. I want some" then go back again later. Hopefully it works!
No, for that to work you have to go to the store and say "Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary" while facing a box of her favorite cereal. I'm not telling you which one that is though.
my Dad went to the factory where they make Kellogg's Corn Flakes and was able to taste some flakes as they were coming out of the oven. He said if they could sell that nobody would bother selling any other type of cereal, but by the time it cools, gets packaged, shipped to the store, bought, driven home, and tossed in the bowl with milk, it's just meh.
Tough call between Fruity Pebbles and Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Anyone remember Frankenberry and Booberry from back in the day?
They're in my house right now along with Count Chocula. They get released once per year around Halloween.
Frankenberry, Boo Berry, and Count Chocula are all excellent.
Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs!
Rip's Big Bowl from Engine 2 Plant-Strong. Beware: this stuff ls like octane for your colon.
Stopped eating cereal until they clean the GMO's out.
I see you fell for the media's most recent and random thing to chastise.
Glyphosate is a carcinogen.
they put glyphosate in cereal? It's not in the ingredients . . . something doesn't compute.
Yea, screw 30 years of scientific results showing zero health risk of ingesting GMOs. They're bad. We don't know how . . . we don't know why . . . we don't have any proof to combat the 30 years and 500+ studies in peer reviewed journals showing they're safe . . . but we're certain they're bad. Somehow.
Do you routinely ignore generally accepted scientific facts or is it just this one?
The key is who paid for those studies, and why. Europe has banned them for a reason.
I'm sorry, but I selected option two.
The best cereal is Reese's Puffs, though. Any other answers are simply wrong.
By the way - it's not pronounced "ree sees," as the correct pronunciation is exactly how it's spelled. It's especially annoying when people pronounce it "ree sees pee cees." Since when is the word "pieces" pronounced "pee cees?" Never. The answer is never.
Super Colon Blow!
Phil Hartman: Tragic loss
I do like Honey Bunches of Oats. Do I get to keep my 80" TV and Xboxes?
"Come on over, sonny. It's time old Granddad told you about the Great Cereal War of 2015..."
I'm actually amazed that someone other than me answered grape nuts. Solidarity!
I think many people are forgetting the wonderfulness that is Cookie Crisp.
Love cookie crisp.
I can't believe Corn Pops only has one vote right now. That's a solid number two option.
Corn Pops, like Golden Grahams, have to be eaten extremely fast or the sogginess factor is too much. Otherwise I'm right there with you.
I've never had fuck you. Can whoever voted that tell me what it's like?
I'm a virgin, which means I cannot.
Team Frosted Mini Wheats all the way.
Cinnamon Toast Crunch is the only cereal that matters. Case closed.
Agreed. I once had an insatiable hankering for CTC at 2:30 am. Nothing open but 7/11. I went there in desperation, and sure enough, there was one box. And it was really good.
Anyone else ever mix Cinnamon Toast Crunch with Cinnamon Life?? BAE (my first time ever saying/using that acronym)
You're ruining Cinnamon Life by doing that, though.
If only it had been real, I could have been part of merchandising, where the real money from the movie is made...
And LOL at the 100% sugar thing. I never noticed that until now.
good enough for Mikey, good enough for me.... though Cookie Crisp and Honey Smacks are also fine cereals.
It's Waffle Crisp and you can all go fuck yourselves if you disagree.
Mmm. So good.
I totally forgot about waffle crisp, so good, so maple syrup-y
Whoever wrote this... you win, my friend!
"Lucky Charms but without the marshmallows and little pieces of scrap metal instead"
voted for steak and whole milk? Is that you coach?
I'm not your buddy, guy.
Cocoa pebbles or captain crunch
Anyone ever try Justin Verlanders Fastball Flakes?
I voted for CTC.
Also loved reading all of those submissions.
When we were little nursery brats at church or in preschool we got regular cheerios as a snack. I didn't know it was just plain cereal, I thought it was a treat at the neat places I went to, and I thought it was delicious, and it's still my favorite.
2nd place would be a toss up between Mr.T cereal and Nintendo cereal.
I loved me some Lucky Charms when I was a kid.
But, can we be honest and admit that no human should consume breakfast cereal ever? One of my friends is an Endocrinologist and he says that that at least 50 percent of men in this country have pre-diabetes and don't have the slightest idea.
Food like this is the reason.
I know - get off my lawn. But, I just had my sugar checked and I highly recommend you all do the same. I'm fortunate I caught it while its only a 10. My buddy checked his and its 285. He's screwed and I was well on my way.
Okay, sermon over. I'll downvote myself for being a debbie-downer.
are the reason 1/2 the country is taking SSRI's. Always taking away the few things in life that bring people joy.
As for me, I'll take 65 years of steak, cigars, frosted flakes, and martini's over 85 years of kale, almond milk, and bran.
/I know, I sound fat.
He won't eat cereal anymore unless it's got at least 8g of fiber per serving. Go ahead and try to find a cereal with 8 grams of fiber. Your choices are basically limited to Colon Blow and Super Colon Blow.
Back in the early 2000s I did the South Beach diet for a while so I had to eat Uncle Sam cereal. Probably the worst cereal I've ever tasted except maybe for one of the weird Kashi products. I did shed 30 lbs. though.
Anyone remember the short stint of OREO O'S?! Amazing! (Completely unhealthy) cookies for breakfast? I don't know why they quit making it haha
We are currently being deprived of the greatness of Oreo O's due to corporate shenanigans(the conglomerate that owns the recipe is no longer the conglomerate that owns the Oreo brand). The only way to get them now is to order them from South Korea, where the rights apparently line up.
Crush bag of Oreos into large bowl. Pour milk. Profit.
Apple Jacks 4tw
Does Quaker still make Oh's? Those were damn good but tough to find
They do. Target usually has them and CVS has them usually as well. I swear to god those things just will not get soggy in milk.
I picked "Don't pick this, just click other". I would have clicked the other one, but I'm not your buddy, guy
Who you calling, "buddy," pal?
Who you calling, "pal", friend?
There's a recipe for Cheerios where you take like a cup of cheerios and a stick of butter. Melt the butter, stir in the cheerios and warm it in a cookie sheet for a few minutes in the oven. Hot buttered O's are delicious.
We also did something with Grape Nuts. If you heat them up with milk and maybe honey, it gets rid of the gravel taste and makes them edible. It's like oatmeal with flavor. We'd usually do that after staring at the unfinished box of grape nuts we had in the counter for a few years.
Cinnamon Toast Crunch
Not sure if anyone has done this, but a gif of Dantonio as Shooter McGavin saying, " I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!" from Happy Gilmore would win the internet today for me.
Captain crunch. All crunchberries
I Mix Them In A Large Container And Indulge (No Milk or Gatorade Needed)
Stay Hungry, My Friends!
Cap'n Crunch. Oops! All Berries...
What other cereal could make the roof of your mouth raw as hell & also make your poop green, and yet you still want another bowl??
ctc > your favorite cereal
Based on the responses in the poll, some of us are in desperate need of psychiatric help.
I vote for whatever your mom serves me the morning after.
Good old Cap'n Crunch with Crunch Berries!
Whole milk, not that candy ass 2%.
Used to love that stuff as a kid. Then it disappeared from the shelves...very sad
Apple Cinnamon Cheerios.
It's the goddamn Breakfast of Champions fer chrissakes.
Dino Pebbles was not long for this world
discontinued food item I wish I had the recipe and equipment to make - Buc*Wheats. Truly miss that one.
Like Jerry Seinfeld, I like way too many different kinds of cereal. Often start and end my day with it.
For the OCD folks out there, there's nothing like picking out all the boring pieces of Lucky Charms and then eating gobs of marshmallow treats. Could do the same with Crunchberries - it was much better when they only had red berries.