MGoCereal Poll Results
CEREAL VOTE
Nothing unexpected here. Cinnamon Toast Crunch ran away with it.
Even if you combine all the Cap'n Crunch varieties together it gets nowhere close to the taste you can see.
JOKE RESPONSES
You guys are just the worst. People that don't follow directions include people who voted for the poll choices instead of clicking "other" and people who clicked "other" but didn't bother to type anything in before submitting.
NOTABLE RESPONSES:
Hey!
I imagine, somewhere, they are still typing this response as we speak.
Yes, someone decided to abbreviate "Cinnamon Toast Crunch" and they still managed to misspell it.
Exactly 1 other person feels my pain.
How do you know how much milk you need if you haven't poured in the cereal yet?
November 11th, 2015 at 9:38 PM ^
You use the same color for multiple cereals. Can't tell what is what. Is second place "other" or "Frosted Mini Wheats?"
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November 11th, 2015 at 9:42 PM ^
The chart has the cereals in the same order as they are listed in the legend.
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November 11th, 2015 at 9:42 PM ^
The key moves clockwise around the pie chart starting at cinnamon toast crunch. This is a Michigan blog, think before you type.
November 12th, 2015 at 10:40 AM ^
...for "Other" as this is my new favorite:
November 11th, 2015 at 9:39 PM ^
Cereal is a sore subject for me. Had an obsession with frosted mini wheats and I can't find them anywhere ;(
November 11th, 2015 at 9:40 PM ^
*frosted mini Chex
November 12th, 2015 at 11:37 AM ^
Huh? I see frosted mini wheats every store visit. They also have blueberry and strawberry frosted, which are both better than the original.
EDIT: never mind
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November 11th, 2015 at 9:41 PM ^
recently that I love this place?
November 12th, 2015 at 12:01 PM ^
How can you say that, in this thread of all threads? The MGoCommunity fails to recognize the supremacy of Cracklin' Oat Bran. I'm not even sure I can read this blog anymore.
/s
(except only about the not reading this blog part. Cracklin' Oat Bran is the perfect foodstuff and, fun fact, actual proof that god loves us and wants us to be happy.)
November 13th, 2015 at 4:50 PM ^
I've found you! My other half! Cracklin' Oat Bran is my JAM.
November 11th, 2015 at 9:41 PM ^
CTC voted best cereal? In other news, water is wet.
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November 11th, 2015 at 9:43 PM ^
How do you know how much cereal you need if you haven't poured the milk yet? /cereal first guy
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November 11th, 2015 at 9:51 PM ^
Who in the FUCK pours milk first?
Probably the guy that improperly rolls his toilet paper and has the screen resolution on his monitor set to the lowest possible resolution. That person is a collosal failure at life.
I mean if you pour milk first, your shit is just gonna float. Unless you are eating Grape Nuts, which - in this case, it explains everything else in the post...
November 11th, 2015 at 10:29 PM ^
but i bet those 'milk first' wussies are pouring 2%!
November 11th, 2015 at 11:43 PM ^
I eat cereal like a FUCKING MAN - an entire box at a time. However, I do not want it to get soggy. Man Cave downstairs, milk upstairs. Go upstairs, grab a mixing bowl, and fill it 3/4 with milk. Grab a spoon and unopened box of cereal, and back to the Man Cave in less than 1 minute.
Pour 1/2 to 2/3 of the box into the milk, and devour feverishly. When the cereal is gone, there is still milk in the bowl for the remainder of the box of cereal. Repeat this process until the cereal is gone, and then drink down any remaining milk.
Then I bloat on the couch until it is time to take a dump where my "shit is just gonna float". When that happens, I will be checking MGoBlog on my laptop's highest resolution setting, and I will unroll my toilet paper from the top of the roll when I wipe my ass.
& I still upvoted you 1484
November 12th, 2015 at 12:14 AM ^
In the words of Susan Sarandon, "Oh, my..."
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November 12th, 2015 at 10:53 AM ^
Your masculinity seems... fractured. Maybe watch a sunset and have a sugary cocktail to reset it?
November 12th, 2015 at 3:54 PM ^
but with a cold Beer or 6.
November 12th, 2015 at 10:18 PM ^
I bet Craig wishes he'd poured the milk first..
November 11th, 2015 at 9:43 PM ^
I can't believe that anyone would actually pour the milk first. The cereal will cause it to splatter.
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November 11th, 2015 at 9:48 PM ^
What kind of animal pours milk first?
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November 11th, 2015 at 9:52 PM ^
It's almost unthinkable.
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November 11th, 2015 at 10:01 PM ^
Cavemen
November 12th, 2015 at 2:03 PM ^
Cows?
November 11th, 2015 at 9:43 PM ^
Without rice krispies, no cereal poll is complete.
/walks away to have a bowl of cereal
November 11th, 2015 at 9:45 PM ^
Same. Honestly, how many of the MGoCommunity just made a bowl of cereal after this post?
November 11th, 2015 at 10:18 PM ^
I'm enjoying some special k with red berries right now, but only because the first three boxes I pulled were practically empty. if nothing else, this topic will give me serious pause grocery shopping tomorrow.
November 11th, 2015 at 11:29 PM ^
Ain't going to lie, I only buy Rice Krispies, Rice Chex and Cheerios, but I voted for Cookie Crisp. CC is my favorite but I'm trying to stay away from sugar.
November 12th, 2015 at 12:16 AM ^
Rice Chex is the best Chex unless you have Wheat Chex in whole milk. Corn Chex? Dont think so brah.
November 12th, 2015 at 10:09 AM ^
Rice Chex tastes like air. Maize Chex FTW.
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November 12th, 2015 at 10:09 AM ^
is the best Chex and it isn't even close.
November 12th, 2015 at 11:40 AM ^
The closest thing I could find to apple pie.
November 11th, 2015 at 9:46 PM ^
Who decides what is funny? Can we have a poll on those?
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November 11th, 2015 at 9:52 PM ^
The only criteria was my personal taste.
Here are the results: http://www.poll-maker.com/results477035x3b8d48B5-19#tab-2
You can try and better quantify the funny involved if you like, but be warned: I was pretty generous handing out the "funny jokes" distinction.
November 11th, 2015 at 10:19 PM ^
Hopefully "Whatever I can buy with my bridge card" is 1 of those votes.
November 12th, 2015 at 2:10 PM ^
Me, as I always remind my wife.
I chuckled as I clicked on the "Dude, don't even click here" option.
November 12th, 2015 at 10:18 PM ^
reverb.
November 11th, 2015 at 9:46 PM ^
Now, tomorrow and forever!
November 11th, 2015 at 10:06 PM ^
Sure the flavor's good, if you ignore the taste of blood dripping from the roof of your mouth.
November 11th, 2015 at 9:48 PM ^
I didn't see anyone mention Alphabits. I mean, come on. Learning and eating in one box.
November 11th, 2015 at 9:56 PM ^
Perhaps if you'd called them by their more familiar name (OSU grad credit in a box), more people would understand
November 11th, 2015 at 10:24 PM ^
Grad students commonly mistake Cheerios for Alphabits.
November 12th, 2015 at 10:16 AM ^
Peter, those are Cheerios.
November 11th, 2015 at 9:52 PM ^
WooHoo...after years of loving Cinnamon Toe Crunch, as my kids used to call it when they were little, and secretly sneaking into the pantry late at night to snitch the stuff, I find out I am not alone.
November 11th, 2015 at 9:52 PM ^
Sha-Bla-Goo!!
November 11th, 2015 at 9:54 PM ^
my survey was better.
November 11th, 2015 at 9:54 PM ^
this should be a diary. waaaaaaaa
November 11th, 2015 at 9:55 PM ^
Rip Pop-Tarts Crunch!
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November 11th, 2015 at 9:59 PM ^
Bravo - great post.
November 11th, 2015 at 10:07 PM ^
Screw you. Screw you all to hell.
I have been a loyal fan of this site for 7 years. I have promoted MGoBlog to anyone who will listen. I've attended meet-n-greets and Q&As, and have clicked all the ad links just to help you out. And this is how you repay me? By creating a color-coded pie chart?? Seriously, what in the fuzzy F? How can you be so GD insensitive? Why do you completely disregard us, Seth? Why?
#ColorBlindPeoplesLivesMatter.
I mean...seriously. I can't match the pie slice to the little reference box to save my life. Who won?