"...don't believe something because an "expert" is saying it. Believe it because of the evidence."
Damn, this floor real nice.
Are you talking to me?
They nachos...? I sure am hungry.
Did Hoke just point at me?
Jared Sullinger went to the same school as ME"
You looking at me bitch?
Bitch ass floor, thinks it can show me up.
"Just remember who is scoring the winning basket here..."
I really need to pick my nose.
"No, I payed for this tattoo you dumass. Thats Jared you're looking for."
PICK ME, PICK ME!
"Dammit Avila, go through the signs again, I want to throw a curve ball"
JV just had a wrist cramp. Yup.
My chest is itchy, but I must focus intently while scratching it.
"I can haz jersey?"
"Man, I would love to play ball with Mitch McGa-... say, wha?"
This is my court now sparty, so get the fuck off!
I got this.
No... I am Trey Burke. Bitch.
I'm not falling asleep. I'm not falling asleep
those people look all blurry...
You are too nice.
You talk'n to me!?
Lol we suck at this
Agreed, but is hilarious. I love the "freshman of the year" one above.
"Hoke's really changing the tide on the rivalry--hell, selling jerseys like this in Ohio is a good start."
We're talkin practice. How the hell am I suppose to make my team mates better at practice.
"My UFR must be... uh... at least +6 right now."
"I can't imagine how nice this jersey really would be if it was Nike."
"Let me get this straight...so you're blaming my crossover for your broken ankle???"
Zack just knocked your shit out!
Josh Higan to the line to shoot two.
My fabace is nanumb -Bill Cosby Himself
I'm Ron Burgundy?
Forget Tebowing. I'm Hoking.
Or Mace Windu sitting in the stands over my right shoulder?
I didn't even realize there was a background. Mace Windu, 80's style
Nothing like playing my imaginary saxophone in Crisler, great acoustics!
I will be Tremendous
I had no idea using Hoke Point on an entire basketball team would do that. They warned me about its power ... I should have listened. Dear God I should have listened.
I will fuck around and get a triple double without ever making a facial expression.
I believe that I am the point guard of this team
you want me to do what, to your where???
You mad at me?
So that just happened
good call - I see what you did there