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Off Topic posts will now be dealt with maliciously. The off season is dead to me.
Prepare to be deleted.
August 30th, 2010 at 8:35 AM ^
Reasons my wife hates Football #10: She did the laundry yesterday. From last week alone, there were 9 Michigan shirts that needed cleaning. She griped about having to start a 'Michigan' pile beside the colors and whites.
Maize-and-Bluephoria Level:
Currently 6 out of 10August 30th, 2010 at 8:47 AM ^
+1 for having a "Michigan pile" of laundry.
I wish I could give you one more for making your wife wash it, too.
August 30th, 2010 at 8:53 AM ^
Secondary to Steve and Barry's offering a six for the price of one sale, my last official count of Michigan shirts stands at over 30. Now per the Mrs., if I buy one, I have to donate two.
I will give almost all of them away after this season, however, when I go ape shit buying shirts for whatever bowl game we go to.
August 30th, 2010 at 11:34 AM ^
I miss Steve and Barry's and their cheap Michigan apparel. Nothing against Adidas, but sometimes its nice to get unbranded apparell.
August 30th, 2010 at 11:10 AM ^
I'll be updating on the blueness of my balls on a weekly basis as well. You know, since it's so interesting and all.
If all goes well, after beating Ohio State at the end of the season, I'll be shouting "These pipes are cleeeeean!"
August 30th, 2010 at 12:17 PM ^
and come out a cabin man.
August 30th, 2010 at 8:37 AM ^
August 30th, 2010 at 8:39 AM ^
Or grilling the armadillo?
August 30th, 2010 at 8:45 AM ^
Armadillo anal warts are not as tasty as they sound.
August 30th, 2010 at 8:49 AM ^
I now have coffee all over my laptop. Good lord, that was funny.
August 30th, 2010 at 8:56 AM ^
August 30th, 2010 at 9:15 AM ^
That's just nasty.
August 30th, 2010 at 8:45 AM ^
start an off topic thread about Tom Brady? He's dreamy.
August 30th, 2010 at 8:50 AM ^
Any chance that we can get the recurring five times per day Michigan-OSU Division/Last Game hysteria threads labeled as "OT"?
August 30th, 2010 at 8:51 AM ^
My return thread got axed.
If I knew how to use a fax machine I'd just fax Brian I'M BACK
August 30th, 2010 at 9:19 AM ^
I think meta posts should be blown away, too.
STAY ON TOPIC, FA
August 30th, 2010 at 9:23 AM ^
I for one welcome our new draconian overlords
August 30th, 2010 at 9:54 AM ^
This week is going to be so lame.
August 30th, 2010 at 10:01 AM ^
And slow. Oh so slow. Is it Saturday yet?
August 30th, 2010 at 10:12 AM ^
and on top of that, the game is a 3:30 kick...just so we can wait an extra 3.5 hours. I do love night games though, and I wish we'd do two or three each year. Huge home-field advantage, IMO.
August 30th, 2010 at 10:17 AM ^
You bite your tongue! 3:30 kicks are glorious.
August 30th, 2010 at 10:16 AM ^
I come here for the possibility of child covered moobs. I stay for the free coffee.
August 30th, 2010 at 10:14 AM ^
I was thinking about buying a Motorola RAZR this week. What do you think? Is eBay a good option?
August 30th, 2010 at 1:59 PM ^
YOU SHALL NOT POST!!!!!
August 30th, 2010 at 11:47 PM ^
Thought this could use a bump.