Off Topic posts will now be dealt with maliciously. The off season is dead to me.
Prepare to be deleted.
Reasons my wife hates Football #10: She did the laundry yesterday. From last week alone, there were 9 Michigan shirts that needed cleaning. She griped about having to start a 'Michigan' pile beside the colors and whites.
Currently 6 out of 10
+1 for having a "Michigan pile" of laundry.
I wish I could give you one more for making your wife wash it, too.
Secondary to Steve and Barry's offering a six for the price of one sale, my last official count of Michigan shirts stands at over 30. Now per the Mrs., if I buy one, I have to donate two.
I will give almost all of them away after this season, however, when I go ape shit buying shirts for whatever bowl game we go to.
I miss Steve and Barry's and their cheap Michigan apparel. Nothing against Adidas, but sometimes its nice to get unbranded apparell.
I'll be updating on the blueness of my balls on a weekly basis as well. You know, since it's so interesting and all.
If all goes well, after beating Ohio State at the end of the season, I'll be shouting "These pipes are cleeeeean!"
and come out a cabin man.
But my pet armadillo has anal warts! Can't I solicit help?
Or grilling the armadillo?
Armadillo anal warts are not as tasty as they sound.
I now have coffee all over my laptop. Good lord, that was funny.
First I'll need a butchering lesson. Anal warts aren't polite fair outside of Connecticut--suck it bitches! Game week, wooooooot!!!!
That's just nasty.
start an off topic thread about Tom Brady? He's dreamy.
Any chance that we can get the recurring five times per day Michigan-OSU Division/Last Game hysteria threads labeled as "OT"?
My return thread got axed.
If I knew how to use a fax machine I'd just fax Brian I'M BACK
I think meta posts should be blown away, too.
STAY ON TOPIC, FA
I for one welcome our new draconian overlords
This week is going to be so lame.
And slow. Oh so slow. Is it Saturday yet?
and on top of that, the game is a 3:30 kick...just so we can wait an extra 3.5 hours. I do love night games though, and I wish we'd do two or three each year. Huge home-field advantage, IMO.
You bite your tongue! 3:30 kicks are glorious.
I come here for the possibility of child covered moobs. I stay for the free coffee.
I was thinking about buying a Motorola RAZR this week. What do you think? Is eBay a good option?
YOU SHALL NOT POST!!!!!
Thought this could use a bump.