Brian, what's this week's blog schedule? Do I need to fake an injury to read UFR during Thanksgiving dinner?
...says Denzel Valentine of Big Ten Tourney favorite MSU, which is 5-7 in its last 12 games. Cumong, man.
big M. My OSU family won't be too pleased.
"Hello, 1-800-Butterball, My Uncle hart20 just got his dick stuck in the Turkey... can you help?"
I definitely just laughed on a conference call with my boss.
Our secretary just poked her head to ask what was so funny! I couldn't even make something up. Hilarious!
"The answer lies within our brand name..."
If they want a symbol on there they can tattoo it
Is brining a turkey really worth the extra work?
Yes. It makes the white meat far juicier.
or use a Reynold's Turkey bag to achieve the same effect.
Today-watch Michigan beat Duke, watch the rest of the Maui invitational, watch the cbe classic final, and watch mac football
Tomorrow-watch Michigan beat Kansas-UCLA, watch the last day of the Maui Invitational, watch the nit season tip off
Thursday-eat turkey, watch lions, watch the old spice classic, watch nit season tip off, watch 76 classic, watch Texas vs. Texas A&M football
Friday-watch Iowa-Nebraska, watch Arkansas beat LSU, watch UM Hockey
Saturday-watch Michigan beat Ohio State, watch Auburn beat Alabama causing the SEC to asplode, watch Michigan hockey
I have to give you a virtual you++, as I lack the power to actually do it.
I tried to accelerate my process but... yeah, not possible. UFRs Wed/Thurs as per usual.
Pretty much consists of drinking, turkey, MGoBlog, Michigan football and drinking.