Brian, what's this week's blog schedule? Do I need to fake an injury to read UFR during Thanksgiving dinner?
Tennessee is not recruiting well just because they got 18 dudes
big M. My OSU family won't be too pleased.
"Hello, 1-800-Butterball, My Uncle hart20 just got his dick stuck in the Turkey... can you help?"
I definitely just laughed on a conference call with my boss.
Our secretary just poked her head to ask what was so funny! I couldn't even make something up. Hilarious!
"The answer lies within our brand name..."
If they want a symbol on there they can tattoo it
Is brining a turkey really worth the extra work?
Yes. It makes the white meat far juicier.
or use a Reynold's Turkey bag to achieve the same effect.
Today-watch Michigan beat Duke, watch the rest of the Maui invitational, watch the cbe classic final, and watch mac football
Tomorrow-watch Michigan beat Kansas-UCLA, watch the last day of the Maui Invitational, watch the nit season tip off
Thursday-eat turkey, watch lions, watch the old spice classic, watch nit season tip off, watch 76 classic, watch Texas vs. Texas A&M football
Friday-watch Iowa-Nebraska, watch Arkansas beat LSU, watch UM Hockey
Saturday-watch Michigan beat Ohio State, watch Auburn beat Alabama causing the SEC to asplode, watch Michigan hockey
I have to give you a virtual you++, as I lack the power to actually do it.
I tried to accelerate my process but... yeah, not possible. UFRs Wed/Thurs as per usual.
Pretty much consists of drinking, turkey, MGoBlog, Michigan football and drinking.