Meta: Screw hamsters, Brian needs capybaras for the MGoServers

Submitted by Don on

Judging from the way the site is performing tonight after the NFL results, it will be MGoServer Apocalypse regardless of whether Jim Harbaugh comes to Ann Arbor or stays in the NFL. Brian, Hydrochoerus hydrochaeris is probably what you need, because extra hamsters aren't going to be up to the task. I'd place a call down to Uruguay tonight.

AnthonyThomas

December 14th, 2014 at 10:19 PM ^

The Bad Gateways are a goddamn tradition people. It's a universal experience that gets our stomachs twisting because we know that they are markers of some important moment in M sports. It ties us together. Leave the hamsters alone. 

flashOverride

December 14th, 2014 at 10:26 PM ^

Yeah, as much as I'll want to visit, I think I'll just smile and have a few celebratory beers if Harbaugh is hired. This place will be pandemonium. I'll just have to entertain myself reactivating my Facebook account so I can harass my numerous OSU/MSU friends calling Harbaugh a wishful delusion for us.

Skapanza

December 14th, 2014 at 10:36 PM ^

If capybaras prove insufficient, Brian could travel deep into the Fire Swamp to grab some R.O.U.S.s

 

EDIT: Damn, I see someone in the longer "Niners Eliminated" thread beat me to it. The three dangers of the fire swamp are flame spouts, lightning sand, and unoriginal MGoPosts.

The_Mad Hatter

December 15th, 2014 at 9:37 AM ^

I'm surronded by spartans and even a few buckeyes.  I only hope that we get the news during the work day so I can run around the office to catch their tears.

/almost bought a capybara once.