To like 10,000 so you can all get a good night's sleep?
META: Post, and tempt the banhammer
Does that mean I get to complain about shit with little interruption?
Nah, can't do it. Happy birthday, Denard. See you in two weeks.
BiSB is a good guy. He needs to add in the 10k point minimum, find a nice warm naked body to curl up against and make his troubles go away.
Fine, I meant to start threads anyway. But we can make it like 8,000 points to post.
(frankly, on game day I thought we were going to have a "no just joined poster posting" to keep the signed up today to troll guys out)
it's over, and yes, there are other things I'm less than happy about at the moment. There's nothing I can do about ND or Denard or Borges or Tacopants or Gardner or Funchess or the OL or Toussaint, though.
I was making a joke; I'm not planning on starting any threads tonight and I wouldn't be too upset if the point total was that high.
I have many new questions to ponder after tonight. I need time to analyze and infer, and my emotions are still running too high (although dulled to a degree now).
Watching the replay of Ohio's punt block or Iowa's game help.
About you being serious about me being serious about seriously making the point total that high.
HaHa, this is funny!
like i said.....mods will earn every nickle they are paid tonight.
Mods are paid? Shit, sign me up!
but we're paid in gum.
I see the pony avatar was short-lived.
It makes me feel like i know what life is really like in Bolivia
When do my points get restored, kind sir?
When you say you're sorry.
After the season. I will re-evaluate after I sober up in the morning to determine the reasonableness of my Bolivianings
I simply stated that Denard is a great player, but a bad quaterback and decision maker. But, honestly sorry.
When someone else is the all-time leader in yardage...
Nice link, BTW. Idiot.
You should banhammer yourself for starting this one then. OOOOOH BURN!
But seriously, this is much appreciated.
...if you're drunk you shouldn't have the banhammer, or any mod power right now.
And stop deleting every thread that isn't sunshine and rainbows.
You're behavior is just as reprehensible right now. And you're kind of being a big baby right now.
You just couldn't help but tug the tail of the tiger.
is not a wise thing.
Some of us might want to talk about this game as sleep is impossible after that wonderful performance. Seriously dude, get a grip.
Because this comment was totally necessary.
under the influence of alcohol. I've been taught that my whole life.
I KNEW I shouldn't have shut down that Gulag.
I didn't nuke you. Some other mod did.
But I would have.
Sometimes I'm tempted to take a trip to Bolivia to see what its like, but then I remember that I don't really want to do that.
It's nice this time of year.
Does posting crap over and over count?
What was wrong with the thread I started?
There were no curse words. There were no sky is falling statements. It was rational.
But I'm guessing it was the general "if everyone posts their own thread, the board explodes" rule.
The place is chaos right now. We're cutting with hatchets, not scalpels.
the best way to cut!!! The more mess the better!!!! You should nickname the ban hammer or at least give it its own avatar!!!!!!! Feel free to ban hammer me for excessive use of the exclamation point. I didn't know I had a problem with it until I watched an episode of Seinfeld. I don't know why I'm still typing.....oh yeah...drunk....sad and drunk....
to see if i have been banned
He's definitely not contributing anything.
I wish I could get drunk at work, how much do mods get paid?
just it is a question, "Do you want or need to keep your job?"
But when we die, on our deathbed, we will receive total consciousness.
So we've got THAT going for us. Which is nice.
To being B1G Champs and a trip to the Rose Bowl
Focus on the positive. Denard has the record for most int th
There is so much contempt for a kid who has done more for Michigan football than myself or anyone else posting has. It's as if shitting on a our QB after a game that I'm sure he knows was terrible is going to make the loss any easier. This is when a fan base (especially a more educated one like here) should harden the f up and support Denard even more.
There is no need to be a dick to kids who play a game for your team. If you feel the need to be a dick go follow Delvon Roe on Twitter.
25th Amendment, Section 4 would come in real handy right now
Must. Burn. Couch!!!!!!
Can you take the hammer over to the facebook Michigan Football page? Some of the comments on the game post are incredibly disturtbing. Outright racist comments about Denard, etc. It's truly awful
How does race have any effect on how a player performs? Seriously, i love football and i have said Michigan footbal is more than just a game but there is a line that some people ignore and cross willingly. To bring race into this is a disgrace to football fans everywhere.
It's true and I've heard them at games. Not slurs but negative comments about his dreads and untied shoes being "ghetto" when he struggles.
This little corner of the internet is all I can handle. Trying to mess with Facebook is like taking a little skirmish and turning it into a land war in Asia.
Fair enough - Facebook is a quagmire. What if we chipped in for a ban-nuke? I would be willing to upgrade to the ban-neutron bomb if others were interested
Man, I hear that's even worse than going in against a Sicilian when death is on the line.
...or like going against a Sicilian when DEATH IS ON THE LINE!!! Ah-hahahahahahaha....Ah-HAHAHAHAHAHA...AH-HAHAHA!! *thud*
Well if you ever attempt to conquer the internet, good luck with YouTube. A majority of the people who comment on videos there show symptoms of mental diseases I wouldn't wish on my worst enemies.
Be careful BiSB, don't want to see you get a M.U.I. (moderating under the influence).
Fine. Fuck Al Borges. Fuck nobility. Fuck Ancient Egypt. Fuck little Siamese glass cats.
That is all.
Aren't you an Iowa fan?
Mod to posters: "We're not teaching them about message boards, we're teaching them about life!"
You devil log!!
Well I for appreciate your work.
Proving him wrong.
The nice thing about a thread like this is that the people conveniently flame out in one place.
Of course I thought this post was about my picture (not sure why I thought that), but alas I deleted it anyway, then I saw it was meant for sir puffywoods.
Can you edit your post still? Because it LOOKS like I responded to you, but didn't actually, so I'm curious if it doesn't register, or if it transfers up to the next one.
Yea I could, hence why I deleted the picture lol (I am an idiot).
but the fact remains that as much of an instinctive runner he is, he's equally as un-instinctive of a passer.
Bolivia is not that bad if you have a life.
How'd you end up back in Bolivia?
Does MGoBlog have a three strikes policy?
I believe this is where I belong. Go Blue (from Bolivia).
Mother f'ing Ace F'ing Williams!
Have you invested in a time share down there? You know with the current rules, it's going to be much harder for us to upvote you out of there like last time.
I am back in Bolivia to help others. May the mods keep me in this forsaken place to guide others towards Brian Cooks Maize and Blue lights of righteousness.
1) We're not Dave Brandon
2) You are posting ridiculous things. Stop posting ridiculous things.
are a fucking douchebag.
As much as I have drunken posted here before...., saying stuff like "Fire Hoke Immediately" is f'n stupid.
PS: I may have said that before verbally, sh*t-faced, but I dont log on mgoblog and post that. Just dumb, man.
We were wearing white tonight?
I wonder who/what was said to B.Kelly. His temper seems to have been tempered, or does he just drop a xanex before the game.
No matter what else is said about this game I think most everyone would agree that you were on the edge of your seat believing we could pull this out right to that last 1st down. Denard is a big part of the reason you believed that. Go Blue!!
I will never stop being a fan. I saw a really old school score as the clock ran out and that made me nostalgic and excited for team 133. I just wish we could've gotten a td instead of 2 fg's if that is what the score had to be. Especially a td through the air to Funchess because I like seeing a te playmaker. All in all we have the B10 ahead of us and we are totally contenders! Go Blue!
Get a grip motherfuckers. Does the loss suck? Yes. Am I still alive? Yes. Do I still have a beautiful wife and kids, and gainful employment? Yes. There's WAY more to life than ND beating us. For people to take to the internet and lash out the way they are speaks volumes about them as a person and their miserable lives. GO BLUE always and forever. Fuck the haters, Denard and team 133. The real ones still love y'all.
Mod power : Actual power :: Liechtensteinian Army : American Military
I will say that the SNL skit with "mocking"/imitating Stephen A Smith is one of the few highlights of this weekend.
Random thought but didn't no where else to say/type it
done with mgoblog... nothing bunch of whiney motherfuckers that have this mythical power to try and control what people say. ON THE INTERNET! This is a website for sports not a freaking library. You want people to follow your "rules" oh drunk one? Have it your way. And when everyone realizes this site is filled with nothing but hypocrites and whimsy bitches that run it and go somewhere else.. you will have only yourself to blame.... The game sucked. It was a disgrace. But drunk boys policing actions are even more ridiculous ... ohhh don't say this don't say that... I did not get banhammered but quite frankly I could careless.
Good luck with your policing bullshit.
And you'll be back. They always come back.
The alternative to this preemptive strike, which we've seen, is Brian just shutting the blog down for the weekend and hosting a picture of a cat licking itself.
Ah yes, because everything people say on the Internet is 100% factual. So even though BiSB was holding up pretty well all throughout the liveblog, the fact it is late into the night and he doesn't want to deal with dumb people posting stupid topics and says he's "too drunk" to deal with moderating must be taken at face value.
pretty sure it doesn't count as a double post if the two posts are more than an hour and a half apart.
can we get a ruling?
I should have said, "I've had a couple of beers, because I enjoy kicking back with a couple of beers when watching my favorite football team, and it's Saturday night. As a result, I'm a little sleepy and a little grumpy. I'm also a little tired from moderating the LiveBlog in which people say ridiculous things about firing Hoke and making Denard a corner and how they are generally so ANGAR. So I don't feel like staying up all night pulling thread after thread from the precious little snowflakes who feel the desire to post their OWN threads about how we should fire Hoke and turn Denard into a corner, despite the fact that their ANGAR can be noted in any of the several threads on the topic."
But I was too drunk to type that.
Just want to say thanks for your efforts. Sometimes it seems a little Big Brotherish, but I really think the oversight is necessary to keep this blog at its high level.
I don't like enforcing draconian shit any more than anyone else likes hearing me bitch about it. I'd rather just close my laptop and go hang out with my wife, play with my dogs, and try to let that shit-fest of a game recede from my memory. But from experience, it's the only way to hold back the tide after bad losses like this.
No one likes the bouncer. He's a douche. But on 50-cent tequila shot night, his presence is necessary.
I was a bouncer. At the now long-gone Village Bell and I can tell you with complete factual accuracy that when someone was doing their "Bell" (18 shots to celebrate their 18th birthday) we definitely earned our money.
Do mods get to clean up after the blog is closed and drink whatever they want from behind the bar with girls who think hanging out with mods is cool? Cause that was the best fringe benefit of being a bouncer.....chicks who wouldnt look twice at you when you were just there with your buddies were always hitting on you when you were working the door.
Modding here is permissive and nice. Someone who really didn't care what people think would be dropping people like flies for just being idiots. Which is why I never want to mod, and no one will ever ask- the board would shrink to 17 posters. The board needs people like you.
(and frankly, most of the rest of the MGoTeam were at the game or had other things to do last night, so you should be commended for preventing anarchy that makes us all look bad and hurts our brains)
A nice feature in TWIS I see ahead.
But, but...I have really pithy points about how much Al Borges is a dumb Uncle Fester look-a-like and Denard is the worst QB ever! I even have charts! Charts I say!
Honestly, just raise the point total to one more than I currently have. I'm in not position, even after a night of sleep, to create threads.