I sat on this for a little while, then the firing happened, along with rumors about recruits and new coaches and current players and so on, so I figured now was as good a time as any to bust this out. Judging by the board, plenty of people seem to be using their mats already.
Without further ado, here is the unofficial Jump to MGoConclusions Mat:
Suggestions for square alterations are welcome. Hope you guys like it.
Put a hole underneathe a
The Lloyd Brady square should
The Lloyd Brady square should feature a caption introducing him as our new HC.
BKFinest it. It's the new way
BKFinest it. It's the new way to guarantee a recruit commits to another school.
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There already seemed to be a decidedly negative lean to the mat. Although the site in general has been a little gloomy lately...
Trust me, I'm a scientist.
24 days until NSD with no
24 days until NSD with no coaching staff except for Barwis. That doesn't spell gloom: it spells DOOOOOMMMMM.
It sure has. Oddly enough it
It sure has. Oddly enough it was the Zettel announcement that kind of kicked it off.
+1 Office Space
That is the worst idea I have ever heard in my life, Tom...
im in ur base, killin' ur d00dz.
Yes. Yes, it is horrible,
Yes. Yes, it is horrible, this idea...
"Here we are at Ohio Stadium, in front of 10,000 alumni and 74,000 truck drivers." - Bob Ufer
Office Space
Can we get a picture of the copy machine scene in the field and photoshop RR into it based on what we did just did to him?
Well done, sir
I conclude that there will be many +1s in your future!
How about:
"We'll lose for
How about:
"We'll lose for X years"
"Morally unfit"
I'll just stick wit my stapler
It always steers me in the right path
How 'bout I punchisize your face, for free.
Whoop-de-doo...
Whoop-de-doo...
My favorite part:
not the whoop-de-doo, but the "CAUTION: ELECTRONICALLY OPERATED PRODUCT" warning, haha. Almost like oh nooo, we don't know much about these yet, they might turn against us!
Mike Martin told me he loves me. My life is quite possibly complete.
Join the bone marrow donor registry today: www.dkmsamericas.org (do it.)
I would love to see the
I would love to see the "upside" square as well as the "he has the 'it' factor we have all been looking for", as well as the "intangibles that are off the charts" square.
Can we have a Millen! square?
Can we have a Millen! square?
You forgot the
"Unacceptable" square!
Gerg's Beaver
I would like to see a "True Grit" and Gerg's beaver square.
anyone
anyone who steps on Lloyd Brady's face is no friend of mine
I am not really Coach Schiano. -Coach Schiano on Mgoblog
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What if you just fall forward so your faces are touching?
Trust me, I'm a scientist.
Needs a "thinks he's still in
Needs a "thinks he's still in the Big East" square or a "[noun] doesn't work in the Big Ten" square.
...and by that, I mean helter-skelter, willy-nilly and putt-putt!
FlightTracker
How about a Flight Tracker jump ahead two move.
Put a hole underneathe a block labeled "Harbaugh." That or a landmine.
Formerly akron_wolverine and columbus_wolverine. New home, new name. A year in Columbus was enough.