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June 14th, 2012 at 3:24 PM
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META Buckle Up your Mailbox: HTTV 2012 Exists

Looking at @Misopogon 's twitter feed, the thing exists

I'm shocked that Brian didn't take his $54,486 and buy a Corvette.

Congrats to the MGoBlog team for pulling of the independant mag.

Now. The important question. Where's my copy!?!?!?

"Over? Did you say, over? Nothing is over until we decide it is!"

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June 14th, 2012 at 3:36 PM | Seth has really nice nails. (Score:5 Normal)
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Seth has really nice nails.

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June 14th, 2012 at 5:02 PM | artists.  go figure. (Score:5 Normal)
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artists.  go figure.

For my privacy, my new username is "non-Oriental non-Andrew"
 

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June 14th, 2012 at 3:28 PM | Did he get his first because (Score:3 Normal)
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Did he get his first because he mod/contributer? 

Greetings from Bolivia.

"It's special how the real true people hang together. And if you don't support the program you're not a true Michigan guy. It's that simple."  - Gary Moeller

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June 14th, 2012 at 3:34 PM | Um...I made it. (Score:5 Normal)
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See below. It's the proof copy. The actual copies are being printed now.

(Blogger alias: "Misopogon") This team is under construction. We thank you for your patience.

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June 14th, 2012 at 3:40 PM | Then I fully expect you to (Score:5 Normal)
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Then I fully expect you to staple and bind each order personally.

Greetings from Bolivia.

"It's special how the real true people hang together. And if you don't support the program you're not a true Michigan guy. It's that simple."  - Gary Moeller

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June 14th, 2012 at 5:18 PM | Forget that (Score:5 Normal)
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I expect him to draw each one by hand, Monk-style.

I am being Twitters

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June 14th, 2012 at 6:29 PM | They are held together by (Score:4 Normal)
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They are held together by commitment and teamwork. But just in case we liberally spread pictures of Denard around the book so that the energy generated by his smile (refracted as rainbows in a regular atmosphere) will form a tiny vacuum along the binding thus holding the pages tightly as one.

(Blogger alias: "Misopogon") This team is under construction. We thank you for your patience.

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June 14th, 2012 at 10:21 PM | Still available? (Score:2)
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I'm new. Can I still order a copy?

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June 14th, 2012 at 11:10 PM | Keep an eye out (Score:2)
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It will be available in bookstores and other stores with a decent magazine section if you live in the Big Ten footprint.

"This is the EMU game, not the emo game."
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June 15th, 2012 at 12:33 AM | errr... not true. Those deals (Score:3 Informative)
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errr... not true. Those deals were made by our old publisher, which is kaput. I'd recommend ordering it off the site. If you live around AA it will be at UGP.

(Blogger alias: "Misopogon") This team is under construction. We thank you for your patience.

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June 15th, 2012 at 10:07 AM | UGP? (Score:3 Informative)
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That's Underground Printing for the uninitiated. 1114 S. University, Ann Arbor. 

Man ball. Formerly, somebody else.

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June 15th, 2012 at 12:30 AM | Yes. Pre-sale announcement (Score:2)
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Yes. Pre-sale announcement should be coming whenever we write the damn pre-sale announcement. Then it will be available all summer.

If you've bought it from a retail outlet in the past, forward me the (misopogon at A T T dot net) place and I'll see if they'll re-stock it this year. However your best bet will be to order it off of our website. You'll have a few months of a big blocky linked image on the right to take you there.

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The Future. yes.

(Blogger alias: "Misopogon") This team is under construction. We thank you for your patience.

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June 14th, 2012 at 3:29 PM | He could have purchased a (Score:2)
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He could have purchased a Civic or something and still would have had enough money to pump out the magazine.

OH-HOW-I-HATE OHIO STATE

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June 14th, 2012 at 3:39 PM | yeah, but (Score:2)
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The newest civic sucks. Plus:

 

"Over? Did you say, over? Nothing is over until we decide it is!"

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June 14th, 2012 at 3:29 PM | Important question (Score:3 Normal)
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Where's my photobomb t-shirt?

De gustibus non est disputandum

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June 14th, 2012 at 3:32 PM | . (Score:5 Normal)
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LSA '89 - MBB Natl Champions, Big 10/Rose Bowl Champions | @MGoShoe

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June 14th, 2012 at 3:32 PM | A Corvette would be a horrible purchase. (Score:2 Normal)
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Buy a jetpack instead.

Yep, that's Simba made out of a pineapple.

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June 14th, 2012 at 3:34 PM | That's a proof copy (and the (Score:4 Normal)
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That's a proof copy (and the nails are Misopogal's) they sent me as a final "are you sure" thing, after the plates have been made so if I wasn't sure it would be pretty expensive to change anything. It's the only copy currently in existence, and not really a copy since as you can see the pages aren't bound and the cover is loose.

It's approved and they're starting printing. Mailboxes will probably have them around July 1.

(Blogger alias: "Misopogon") This team is under construction. We thank you for your patience.

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June 14th, 2012 at 5:19 PM | Misopogal looks hot. hook me (Score:1 Normal)
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Misopogal looks hot. hook me up.

Vice.com

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June 14th, 2012 at 5:37 PM | Slow down there, buddy.  Wait (Score:5 Normal)
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Slow down there, buddy.  Wait until the HTTV swimsuit edition.

"It would be a travesty, it would be ridiculous to all of a sudden come back and get the feeling back, get the health back, feel good again and then all of a sudden go throw some other colors on my shirt and go coach."

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June 14th, 2012 at 7:04 PM | Was there enough money left (Score:2 Normal)
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Was there enough money left over for a Kate Upton pic?

Michigan Resurgent?  Michigan Resurgent!

The beatings will continue until the uniforms improve!

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June 14th, 2012 at 8:27 PM | You got them to deliver it on Sunday? (Score:2)
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Man, you do have some pull.

(Only knows that because the pick up party is the 30th.  Which better have them before the mail. *shaking fist in the air vigorously*)

"I love him, he's a great coach, he's a great mentor, he's a great friend. He's every single thing you want a college coach to be, and he does it flawlessly." -David Molk

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June 15th, 2012 at 9:53 AM | "That's a proof copy (and the (Score:3 Normal)
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"That's a proof copy (and the nails are Misopogal's)..."

Right, sure.  Nice save... 

For my privacy, my new username is "non-Oriental non-Andrew"
 

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June 14th, 2012 at 3:45 PM | STAND DOWN! (Score:2)
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STAND DOWN! RESUME PHIL STEELE ATHLON LINDY'S OBSESSING THIS WAS ONLY A TEST!

2013 resolution - make it onto the 2014 favorite MGoPosters post, not ironically
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June 15th, 2012 at 7:57 AM | Nice play Tripp... (Score:2 Normal)
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your ALL CAPS and !!!!!s go nicely with your avatar.

"I promise you we would have walked to the University of Michigan."  - Brady Hoke

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June 14th, 2012 at 3:47 PM | Sweet! (Score:2)
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Sweet!

I've heard there are some cool stories in there.....

Looking forward to the grand unveiling on 6/30

Help My Friend Allison Fight ALS 

MSU/IU at the JCB

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June 14th, 2012 at 3:47 PM | I Shall Wait... (Score:5 Normal)
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I will be right here if you need me...

"Funny isn't it, how naughty dentists always make that one fatal mistake."

Follow the random tweets of a Michigan alum - http://twitter.com/#!/LorneEC3

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June 14th, 2012 at 3:50 PM | I saw buckle up and my eyes (Score:2 Normal)
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I saw buckle up and my eyes immediately zoomed up to this thread.

903 wins most in college football

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June 14th, 2012 at 3:51 PM | The other real question (Score:5 Normal)
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Which of yours is this?

or this?

"Over? Did you say, over? Nothing is over until we decide it is!"

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June 14th, 2012 at 4:00 PM | If we had bought a vette... (Score:5 Normal)
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(Blogger alias: "Misopogon") This team is under construction. We thank you for your patience.

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June 14th, 2012 at 5:00 PM | We need (Score:4 Normal)
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A kickass moderate option

University of Dayton Class of '13 // The Twitterz

Dual QB Statistical Analysis

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June 14th, 2012 at 4:28 PM | Can we Kickstart one of these? (Score:4 Normal)
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and then trade it around among ouselves?

L.S.A. '88

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June 14th, 2012 at 5:06 PM | So mine should come before I (Score:2)
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So mine should come before I move - good... I was a bit worried it wouldn't..

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June 14th, 2012 at 6:21 PM | That Guy (Score:2 Funny)
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Can't wait for The Wolverine preview mag!

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June 14th, 2012 at 9:35 PM | Is it too late to request (Score:2)
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that mine be "scented".

Love & Hate are horns on the same goat.

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June 15th, 2012 at 10:45 AM | Depends (Score:2)
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With what?

"I love him, he's a great coach, he's a great mentor, he's a great friend. He's every single thing you want a college coach to be, and he does it flawlessly." -David Molk

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