Give the following:
- Mesko is our benevolent space emperor;
- space emperors are, necessarily, omniscient;
- any omniscient being -- let alone an omniscient pan-galactic deity -- would understand the stupidity of what occured on that fake punt deep in Michigan's end;
- the fake punt could not possibly have been executed by Zoltan Mesko, blessed be his hamstrings.
So my question is, does anyone have an HD recording of the game? Can somebody please zoom in and see if Mesko was sporting the telltale signs of half-blood imposterism, the goatee?
My sneaking suspician is Zoltan's long lost evil half blooded and chin-haired twin managed to take the field and attempt to destroy us from within. It is the only logical explanation.