Via DJ Gallo. Highlights include:
Brady Hoke, Michigan
What has been the biggest challenge of your job so far, other than finding time to get your work done around people calling and stopping by your office to tell Ohio State jokes?
Luke Fickell, Ohio State
Since you became head coach, have you failed to report any NCAA violations that have been brought to your attention? [Wait for his response.] "No" is exactly what Jim Tressel would have said, too. When can we expect your resignation?
Joe Paterno, Penn State
Would you agree with me that jokes about your age are tired and clichéd and the domain of hack comedians and writers? I SAID: "WOULD YOU AGREE WITH ME THAT JOKES ABOUT YOUR AGE ARE TIRED AND CLICHÉD AND THE DOMAIN OF HACK COMEDIANS AND WRITERS?"