Mattison - Vrabel exchange at SMSB ($)
SMSB's U-M/OSU Clash - it was a brief verbal exchange, but Greg Mattison threw hammer down on a rival coach ($) http://michigan.scout.com/2/1300188.html#.Ub4r_9SCdUU.twitter …
Every time someone says "not to be a dick but..."
...they're being a dick.
I'm sure all posters from here on out will be sure to cater to what pleases you and pisses you off when making posts on the board.
This is a figure of speech called a "Paralipsis" I believe. It also works for "Not to knock Denard's throwing ability but..." or "I'm not a communist but..." and all sorts of opinions you self-excuse yourself for.
In circles where these things happen, people argue whether a "that being said..." clause is a paralipsis, but I happen to think it's not. Paralipsis is anti-tautological:
- I am not this thing I am about to sound like.
- [Says the thing anyways]
"That being said..." however is a way to pretend you're one thing when you're really saying the other. "That being said..." is rhetorical trick but a different one--you think you heard the first thing, but really the "that being said..." clause disqualified everything said before it. On the other hand a paralipsis is all about disqualifying your most obvious objection to what they're about to say (usually that it comes from a completely discredited philosophy).
Show some f*****g respect!
Here I'll just say it. Can anyone tell us the exchange? No one should have to pay for this.
Basically campers were rotating through different stations after X amount of time. Vrabel wanted to rotate before time was up and Mattison told Vrabel he ought to be coaching his kids to the best of his ability the entire time he had them. Supposedly Mattison then made a comment to Lawrence Marshall along the lines of "that's why you don't go to OSU".
Pretty tame stuff.
What's YOUR deal?
I'll give a synopsis:
Vrabel was coaching a group of kids nearby to Mattison and Delgado, a coach from EMU. Vrabel finished early and was waiting around for the kids to rotate stations. Delgado was keeping the time for each station so he knew they were early
Vrabel says " Come on Greg...we're ready to rotate."
Mattison comes back with "How bout you coach them as hard as you can for as long as you can. YOU GIVE THEM EVERYTHING YOU GOT"
I guess Lawrence Marshall was standing nearby and he said that Greg siad "That's why you dont go to Ohio State Lawrence"
Straight from the $$$ board at GBW.
I came in on the tale end of easily the most hilarious exchange between coaches I’ve ever been present for. I’ve pieced together accounts from other observers… i.e. coaches, reporters, players, and parents to get the quotes as close to accurate as possible… but understand that none of us were recording this so it’s all pure recollection and shouldn’t be taken as a verbatim account of what was said. But it is undoubtedly a very good account of what was said.
So here we go…
Michigan assistant Greg Mattison and Eastern Michigan defensive line coach Ken Delgado were running one of the defensive line drills. Off to their left was Mike Vrabel running another station.
Vrabel got done with his one drill a bit early… we know it was early because Delgado was running the official station clock, so he knew exactly when the rotations should happen. After standing idly by with the kids from his station for a few moments, Vrabel yelled out at Mattison something like...
“Hey Greg… come on and hurry it up. These kids are ready to rotate!!”
Why on earth did he do that?
The fury that erupted from Mattison was epic…
“How about you coach them as hard as you can for as long as you have them,” Mattison yelled back tersely. “YOU GIVE THEM EVERYTHING YOU’VE GOT!!”
Lawrence Marshall who was standing by, watching Mattison’s group then got the best Mattison quote of all.
Recalled Marshall, “(Mattison) said, that’s why you don’t go to Ohio State, Lawrence!”
That, my friends, is what they call must see TV! LOL
the suspense
Mattison: "what's YOUR deal?"
#Harbaugh'd
Vrabel clearly overmatched in this one. If you want to try and one-up the Michigan coaching staff, picking on Mattison probably isn't your best bet...
All that's left is for Al Borges to call Dantonio a sourpuss, and we're set until the start of the season.
The last jab is still hilarious. I love our coaching staff.
just shut up and let them do their jobs, and let us wee folk have our info and enjoy it to
Football season can't start soon enough.
and should be the guide for anyone looking to post paywalled content.
The only problem is that those 5 kids WANT to go to OSU, to smoke weed, skip class, and live lawless.... so there is no chance those 5 kids will flip....
And to cut practice short.
Dantonio pokes his head up and sneers...... resumes laying in the weeds.
The mental imagine I just got of that is hilarious. So hilarious someone with my techinical ability than me should make a gif so everyone can see.
Do you put Dantonio's head on an alligator, a snake, or what?
It's information, and it spreads. To expect that it's going to stay super secret because you charge someone a shitload of money for it is ridiculous. In my opinion, nobody should feel bad about relaying information they read there. If this undercuts the business model of pay sites, then they need a new business model as far as I'm concerned.
This cannot be upvoted enough. I dont understand how/why it is so dicouraged here. Virtually all public info was paid for at some point down the line. Cable, news, mag... They all cost money, yet info provided from these sources is not frowned upon?
...where you agree not to when you sign up? Otherwise, don't sign up. Integrity much?
You mean the fine print that everyone scrolls through without reading so they can get to the "I Agree to Terms" checkbox? Frankly, I don't care, and I'm going to sleep soundly tonight knowing that my integrity is solid as a rock. If I'm paying that kind of money for information (I'm not), I'll tell whoever I see fit, and the proprietors of that information are dumb to think they have any kind of power over that. Sure, Brian shouldn't be plastering that information all over the front page word for word, but if some rando wants to spill the beans on a message board so be it. Furthermore, if someone who subscribes to a pay site feels cheated that someone shared their expensive, privileged information then tough cookies. Shouldn't have wasted a bunch of money to be the first to hear some recruiting rumor that will inevitably go public about 3.2 seconds later.
You have the ethics of a Buckeye.
The flip side to Brians policy is that A. he probably has a professional relationship with the Sam Webbs of the world and B. running a site which posts "copywrighted" material for free will probably make you have some legal issues. Hence the dont post a full article, wink wink nudge nudge just summarize it policy.
....tautological. "I can lie and steal, therefore it's a poor business model and it's their fault."
So because someone can shoplift at Wal-Mart, they shouldn't charge for stuff? Because a musical artist can be pirated, they shouldn't charge for their music?
Your morals...they are missing.