Mattison says he will watch film on our defense. This will cause him to do what?
In a recent interview, Mattison mentioned he was going to watch a bunch of film to see how our guys play defense. When I thought about that comment, I realized that they should probably hide the sharp objects when this activity occurs. I sort of imagine some Raiders of the Lost Ark face melting happening as he observes the missed tackles, crazy alignments for down and distance, blown assignments, etc.
Since I am going with some old school face melting, what does the board think will happen?
January 21st, 2011 at 2:01 PM ^
Wonder if this is Michigan or EASTERN Michigan.
January 21st, 2011 at 2:04 PM ^
+1 to you sir
this will have to do because i cannot actually do it without 100 pts
January 21st, 2011 at 2:13 PM ^
I got him for ya. and have a point for yourself to get you closer to the magic number
January 21st, 2011 at 2:31 PM ^
thank you kind sir
January 21st, 2011 at 2:33 PM ^
I contributed two because I saw you were at 95, but then I was obviously beaten to the punch, but keep them anyway.
January 21st, 2011 at 2:02 PM ^
Cheer! There's no way he DOESN'T look like a hero after last year!
January 21st, 2011 at 2:07 PM ^
"Dude, it will be soooooooo easy to improve upon this. Ima go on break now, be back in July. K thx."
January 21st, 2011 at 2:03 PM ^
Jon harbaughs phone number. "Jon, we need to talk"
January 21st, 2011 at 3:34 PM ^
you can go all day?
January 21st, 2011 at 2:07 PM ^
When MGoBlog runs amok at 2 PM...you know it must be Friday. Cheers for the weekend being here!
January 21st, 2011 at 2:09 PM ^
He starts considering which is "his good side" so when the Jumbo HD scoreboards flash to him (after another 3rd down crazy blitz that causes a turnover) he looks his best.
In all likelyhood though, he prolly sees how many 3rd and longs we gave up and sees at least a good amoount of young inexperienced potential that he can groom.
January 21st, 2011 at 3:30 PM ^
Plus 1 to you, sir (my first -- I feel all special now /s)
After hearing about/seeing the statistics about the Michigan D, I think he becomes pleasantly surprised at what he will actually have to work with.
January 21st, 2011 at 2:13 PM ^
Step 1:
Step 2:
Step 3:
January 21st, 2011 at 2:13 PM ^
I've talked to Dave Ablauf, and all film from the Rich Rodriguez era was ceremonially burned outside of Schembechler during the Christmas break. We've all suffered enough.
January 21st, 2011 at 2:14 PM ^
check out players' fundamentals.
analyze the positives, and identify what needs to be worked on.
learn players' tendencies.
but most importantly, learn what not to do in case of emergency.
January 21st, 2011 at 2:15 PM ^
He will rewind the tape numerous times and yell out, "They played how many freshmen on defense!"
January 21st, 2011 at 2:16 PM ^
Curl up into the fetal position holding a picture of Ray Lewis and Ed Reed?
January 21st, 2011 at 2:22 PM ^
and angrily hiss, "Don't even think about running a 3-3-5 here! EVER!"
January 21st, 2011 at 2:22 PM ^
lick his chops
January 21st, 2011 at 2:24 PM ^
January 21st, 2011 at 2:47 PM ^
it's only normal if you then put poured alcohol on the cuts. That you can skip the whole mess of drinking it and just get it into your blood stream faster.
January 21st, 2011 at 2:25 PM ^
I see him thinking to himself, "why was GERG not fired after the first few games?" the same way I do when I think about our season, then coming to this site to look at pictures of cute kittens to calm himself down.
January 21st, 2011 at 2:25 PM ^
"You can't unsee that"
Darrell to Dwight on The Office last night about going to the strip club at noon on Monday.
As an aside, I had to explain why that was funny to my wife.
January 21st, 2011 at 2:27 PM ^
Insist the entire defense gets dreads in the off season.
January 21st, 2011 at 2:28 PM ^
He'll do whatever RichRod did in '08 when he got his first extended look at the remnants of a pro-style offense.
January 21st, 2011 at 3:02 PM ^
Which was what?? Look around and say, "man these guys are just too damn big!, We are gonna need some ninja's here" OR maybe it was "Oh they were sick of this?? Wait till I'm done with them, they'll pine for these days".
The team that beat Florida in the Capital One bowl was a better team(healthy) than any team RRod has ever coached in his whole life. I'd have put that team against his best W. Virginia team in a heartbeat.
January 21st, 2011 at 3:29 PM ^
just don't put that team against App State.
January 21st, 2011 at 4:32 PM ^
Touche!!
Although I'd say with the James Madison & a few other of the past few years we've come to understand it a little better. You just cant look past anybody now.
January 22nd, 2011 at 4:54 AM ^
You like a Michigan team better than any of RR's WVU teams? TO BOLIVIA WITH YOU, HEATHEN!!
January 21st, 2011 at 2:29 PM ^
And get Mr. Mattison some booze. I prefer Maker's Mark.
January 21st, 2011 at 3:16 PM ^
January 21st, 2011 at 5:05 PM ^
Perhaps that fund can grow large enough to provide booze for all those who set eyes upon your avatar. Ouch!!
January 22nd, 2011 at 2:44 AM ^
Kentucky straight bourbon is king, and Maker's Mark? Well, Maker's Mark is just the king of kings.
January 21st, 2011 at 2:30 PM ^
Please don't resign.
January 21st, 2011 at 2:37 PM ^
Actually, tuos is tsio.
January 21st, 2011 at 2:33 PM ^
January 21st, 2011 at 2:38 PM ^
Step 1: Cut a hole in a box.
January 21st, 2011 at 3:09 PM ^
Step 2: Put his junk in that box
January 21st, 2011 at 2:43 PM ^
google GERG's address, drive there, kick him in the nuts then find every position coach and do the same thing. Call Coach Hoke and say "How many tackling dummies do we have? Well we need more and see if you can't get a bunch of kids willing to get tackled, we have got some work to do"