In a recent interview, Mattison mentioned he was going to watch a bunch of film to see how our guys play defense. When I thought about that comment, I realized that they should probably hide the sharp objects when this activity occurs. I sort of imagine some Raiders of the Lost Ark face melting happening as he observes the missed tackles, crazy alignments for down and distance, blown assignments, etc.
Since I am going with some old school face melting, what does the board think will happen?
Pull the rest of his hair
Pull gergs hair out....
Using an indutrial strength winch, like the kind they use in the jungles to pull out wayward jeeps
Just imagine...
A week ago this guy was breaking down film of Ray Lewis, Ed Reed, Suggs, etc.
Now he's breaking down DOOM.
I could not possibly be more excited about the future of Michigan football.
Hide ya kids, hide ya wife.
I could not possibly be more
I could not possibly be more excited about the future of Michigan football.
I could. We could have RR's offense returning some upperclassmen for a change, returning defensive starters, and a new defensive staff... What's that? RR was fired? Oh... fuck.
not just "douchey" MGoBlog user, but now TRUSTED MGoBlog user
Our defense last year was so
Our defense last year was so bad that Mattison will immediately sprout a new, full head of hair only for the purpose of tearing it out.
...and by that, I mean helter-skelter, willy-nilly and putt-putt!
What? Both of them???
Then he will be completely bald.
She is a very smart girl. She knows exactly how to fill out a dress.
Hopefully he has a bucket and a blowtorch
all he has to do is watch the bowl game fiasco, cry for an hour and then light the rest on fire.
Felon31
Suicide is painless
It brings on many changes.
It brings on many changes.
And I can take or leave it as
And I can take or leave it as I please.
Hug a stuffed animal
Hug a stuffed animal
I suggest
a stuffed beaver
Head aslpode?
Head aslpode?
Log onto..
orbitz.com to see what the soonest flight out of town is.
Flight tracker? eh?
Flight tracker? eh?
Opposite of suicide. He'll
Opposite of suicide. He'll realize he has the opportunity to be Jesus.
Wait, I thought Jesus did
Wait, I thought Jesus did commit suicide.
touch himself because our
touch himself because our helmets have wings
go blue!
Wish he never told Hoke he
Wish he never told Hoke he would come.
"But it is better to live here in sackcloth and ashes than to own the whole state of Ohio."
-- Lafcadio Hearn
We signed him right? He can't
We signed him right? He can't go back to the Ravens.
Track down GERG. Bitchslap
Track down GERG. Bitchslap the hair right off his head. Take the hair and have a build-a-bear turn it in to a stuffed beaver. Behead the newly stuffed beaver. Leave the head in GERG's bed.
This.
This is exactly what he would do. Or at least what I'd want him to do.
LOL
I had to log on just to thank you for that comment....too funny.
Kinesiology Class of 2013
That is..
That is frightenly specific.
"It's me Bitches"
-Ari Gold
Yeah, obviously. I think the
Yeah, obviously. I think the OP meant, what would he do after that.
(No subject)
If I was from Boston, I would say
We have a winnah!
Hey..
I don't tawk like dat.
I'm very impressed with that
I'm very impressed with that guy's skills, but I get so happy watching his friend!
His friend is freaking me out
His friend is freaking me out a little bit.
"Come on, you Wolverines!"
I think he might call GERG up
I think he might call GERG up and offer him a position coach job just so Michigan can fire him again.
That is really cruel.
That is really cruel. Appropriate, but really cruel.
At some point, with the
At some point, with the obvious ineptitude and the stuffed animals, you almost have to feel sorry for Gerg.
Granted, I'm not at that point yet and would gladly hire him so he could get fired again.
Go Blue!
obviously,
you've already started taking classes at Ross. humiliation of your subordinates is the first key step we learned in MO 501.
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"I cannot think of a better person to guide our university's athletic strategy than the inventor of The Noid."
I'm a Marine, it's real-life
I'm a Marine, it's real-life experience. You haven't experienced humilitation until a 45 year-old man "orders" 1000 people to shut their "cock holsters" on...family day.
Good idea
By watching what the players did last year, Mattison will have a better idea what he needs to change from what the guys were taught these past couple of years.
When you can see what they have been taught, it is easier to make the changes needed.
She is a very smart girl. She knows exactly how to fill out a dress.
I didn't realize they were
I didn't realize they were taught anything...which is probably a good thing, at least he won't have to unteach bad habits.
/s
He will go talk to Demens and
He will go talk to Demens and hug him, while saying "It's not your fault" a la Robin Williams in Good Will Hunting, until Demens cries out all memories of GERG's teddy-bear-assault, thus, washing away all memories of 2010 and making him even better for 2011 and beyond.
Class of '97: 4 Years -- 4 Four-loss seasons
You just painted an amazing
You just painted an amazing image in my brain.
Greetings from Bolivia.
"It's special how the real true people hang together. And if you don't support the program you're not a true Michigan guy. It's that simple." - Gary Moeller
GERG used to put 3 terrible
GERG used to put 3 terrible defensive schemes on the table and make Demens choose
Demens would choose the
Demens would choose the 3-3-5. Because fuck Gerg, that's why.
This will cause him to...
.. evaluate the type of players we have, so he can understand where each player will fit best in the new defense
Are you new around here?
What fun is having a serious answer?
And then we will find out who
And then we will find out who will start at Spur and Spinner in the 3-3-5!
Class of '97: 4 Years -- 4 Four-loss seasons
That reminds me of this funny joke
If you're from the rural South and have a strong accent... you might be a redneck!
THEY TOOK OUR JERBSSS!
THEY TOOK OUR JERBSSS!
So much of the music we hear today is this pre-programmed, electronic "disco"
think to himself
When I said start with basic fundamentals ... I wasn't kidding.
I am sure he'll find a few things wrong
Maybe three or four ... tops!
EDIT - my image wouldn't show up, sorry!
Wonder if this is Michigan or
Wonder if this is Michigan or EASTERN Michigan.
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Pull the rest of his hair out.